Newsweek: Hillary Clinton is president in an alternate universe


The most qualified womyn…

Keep in mind that this comes from a publication that was sold for a buck.

Trump Derangement Syndrome and denial of reality continues, even after almost six months of Trump in office. Newsweek imagines what life would be like with Killary as president. Thank God it’s not our reality.

From Newsweek: Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.

“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.

Of course, none of these events have played out in reality: Donald Trump is the president of the United States in 2017. He prefers Diet Coke during his (near) daily briefings, tweets his frustrations about the “fake news” media and regularly continues blasting his former opponent in last year’s election, often imagining what the state of the union would be like under Clinton.

Read the rest of their fantasy here.


13 responses to “Newsweek: Hillary Clinton is president in an alternate universe

  1. Is that piece of trash still in publication? That fake-news Newsweek that prematurely declared Hillary the winner of an election that hadn’t yet taken place in its November 8, 2016 “Special Commemorative Edition”?
    Newsweek fake news

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  2. Read the book, “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder”

    It will all make more sense after you learn how they are mentally deluded.

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  3. “Tell Bill not to wait for me”. Hahahahaaaaa, Bill is nowhere to be found……..!!! Huma: “The search party have not come back either. I think they are looking for…….wiener?”

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  4. Put the slanted red stripe across that Newsweek cover one corner to the other and give thanks. Reality shock for HRC, “Huma, get me another bottle of Chardonnay out of the fridge, I am still far from recovery.” For much of the real world immediately after honestly winning the election, “We can open the Dom Perignon now, its on to Make America Great Again! None for future President Trump, he does not drink, diet Coke, please.”

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  5. Why would that rag put out such a story, and more importantly why would any red blooded American patriot spend even a nickel on such tripe?

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    • Absolutely-and it’s SO much more fun for us to write our own scenarios of “If Killary was president”;besides-WE don’t have to deal with the Censorship….

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  6. Newsweek was but one of many sources of information (big laugh) for which David Rockefeller had thanks to give at the Bilderberg Meeting of 1991; thanks for cooperative silence of the previous 40 years that was enabling imposition of globalism on the United States. Additional to the shredding of First Amendment principle of freedom of the press, we have been attacked by greater stupidity through chemistry and increased ignorance through public education.

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  7. I can easily picture her screaming in rage over her utter humiliating defeat at the hands of patriotic Americans. i can also picture her gleefully slaughtering another baby at her witches coven meeting in LA following the election.

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  8. LOL – What do you expect for a dollar?

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  9. Can’t wait for their followup story how Moooochelle became president in 2020. And their next story Obama named to Supreme Court by Moooochelle.

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  10. More…

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  11. Just think, in spite of ALL she’s done and said, that she-thing is still out and about stirring up minions of idiots the world over. You can’t fix stupid.

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  12. Killary, the Klownish Koughing Kween, is a “legend in her own mind,” to quote the late (and grating!) Howard Cosell!
    Had this (biological) female (!) been elected President, I am certain Washington, D.C. and most of the East Coast of the United States would be a smoldering nuclear ruin right now, and those of us who would have survived would be living in a Mad Max scenario, envying the dead!

    When—WHEN, I ASK YOU (or anybody!)—does this Lady Macbeth on steroids become a farce, embroiled in a parody and engulfed in a satire?! For the time of laughing has long since passed, and we all should have gotten out the rotten tomatoes to throw upon this DUNKING CLOWN from HELL by now!

    “The Democratic Party is dying. Of its own volition,” as the late—and great—Cosell would say.

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