The crying Merkel Caption Contest

This is the 154th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About: The photo above, of German Chancellor Angela Merkel and President Trump, was taken at the recent G-20 Summit, July 2017, in Hamburg, Germany. No explanation given.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 18, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Trump: “Shame on you, Madame Chancellor, for asking me to grab your p*ssy!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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45 responses to “The crying Merkel Caption Contest

  1. ~Eowyn,
    I can’t beat your entry. I doubt anyone can…..
    Good grief that’s funny.

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  2. Angela, I have to tell you about this video I saw of you dancing in Greece. Was that really you?

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  3. Kevin J Lankford

    There..There…now angie,…….I’m sure your father adolf still loves you.

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  4. You don’t think I’m as pretty as Melania!

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  5. Oh, Mr. President!!!! I heard it before but……… seen is believing”

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  6. Angela, you are a nasty woman.

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  7. Admit it, Angela, Lena Dunham’s really your daughter!

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  8. How can I ever tell anyone I’ve been dreaming of having a masterful man like you in bed with me? And you refused me.

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  9. Wicked Communist witch of the East (Germany) exposed, shedding tears that may bring draining of European swamp. (We can hope, can’t we?)

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  10. truckjunkie

    I’m SO embarrassed! I can’t believe I DID it-I KISSED HILLARY!!!!

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  11. I just don’t understand why nobody likes me. I thought I’m doing a marvelous job for Hitler.

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  12. OMG, he knows I’m hitler’s daughter. Time to flee like dad.

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  13. Don’t cry, Angela, I don’t have the jurisdiction to put YOU in jail…

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  14. Angela, I didn’t know I was going to cause the lefties to melt down on BOTH sides of the Atlantic.

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    • Merkel: I’ve got a foreign object in my eye
      Trump: Guess you’ve never seen a conservative capitalist before

      Merkel: I’m such a failure
      Trump: When did you learn to tell the truth?

      Trump: You got it backwards. muslin women have to cover everything BUT their face

      I see nothing…..nothing (Sgt. Shultz)

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  15. I don’t believe it .. you’re telling me that my daddy, Adolf, escaped to Brazil and left me behind?

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  16. Stephen T. McCarthy

    TRUMP TO MERKEL: “Now, now, Angie Baby. You can’t counteract Global Warming by drenching the Earth in tears. They’re too hot and salty.”

    ~ D-FensDogG
    (link:] Ferret-Faced Fascist Friends

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  17. Angela, I saw your bikini video, and you do not qualify for the Miss Universe Pageant.
    https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/06/29/eye-bleach-alert-angela-merkels-snake-dance/

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  18. Dammit, Angela, I told you once, I will put in a good word for you with Putin when we talk next time. Now shut up.

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  19. Doc, you win hands down!

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  20. Kevin J Lankford

    Alright angie….Don’t make me slap you again;…..We just don’t have any thing in common.

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  21. Dammit, Angela, I told you once, I will put in a good word for you with Putin when we talk next time, but he already has a girlfriend. The mysterious lady in red.

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  22. I’m the only woman in Germany that can’t score a Muslim to bed me. Maybe a robot won’t go limp on me?

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  23. Angela, we showed a video of your bikini dance to the refugees and they fled back to their homelands.

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  24. “But you don’t understand. I have FAILED Comrade Stalin”.

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  25. Yes Angie, we’ve still got your phone tapped….

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  26. NaturalBoredCtizen

    “forgive me Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was…”

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  27. Oh Donald, why didn’t you tell me the young muslim under my skirt was showing

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  28. “There, there Angela, I know you can’t help being an evil reptilian.”

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  29. “The Tears of a Clown”

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  30. patrick thomas

    Crazy huh, Angie? I have small hands, this tiny tiny tongue, but will you just look at that bad boy!

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  31. mortimerzilch

    (whispered) – “I just came from meeting with the Vilnius group in Poland…and the USA is going to help them form a new UNION,: (spoken aloud) – “Europe is toast.”

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  32. A: “‘but he said, ‘ take me in oh tender woman, take me in for heaven’s sake!…'”

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  33. For the last time, Angela – I do not want you to do a lap dance for me!

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  34. Still here! Didn’t you know that covering your eyes to make someone go away is for preschoolers?

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  35. I told you not to let those terrorists into your country, but you just wouldn’t listen…..

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  36. Just like satan, she’s averting her eyes.

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  37. Kevin J Lankford

    Oh!!..I’m sorry miss merkel…..I thought every one was hollering “Hit Her”…”Hit Her”, not hitler.

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  38. “But, female genital mutilation is SO painful..”.

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  39. Ach du lieber, Angela! I warned you not to order Limburger cheese with sausage for lunch.

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  40. Don’t cry piggy. You can have two scoops too(although you don’t need it).

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