The fleeing antifa Caption Contest

This is the 153rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: A patriot gives chase to an Antifa thug at a MAGA (Make America Great Again) rally in Southern California, March 25, 2017.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 4, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Rats and demons flee from the light.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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36 responses to “The fleeing antifa Caption Contest

  1. patrick thomas

    Ya see, American Quidditch is different. You ride flying flagpoles and the Seeker rams the bad guys up the ass with it.

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  2. I’m going to give you the prostate exam of TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Kevin J Lankford

    That’s Right!!…..These “Stars and Bars” gonna knock them “rainbows” from them eyes..

    Liked by 1 person

  4. The organizer told me the right wouldn’t fight back!!!!!!

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  5. ” Oh say, You’ll get to see the stars once I “stick” you with the bars!”

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  6. part of “draining the swamp”…..sending sewage to the ocean

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  7. “NO, YOU MISHEARD ME! I said I wanted a FAG up my butt!”

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  8. Stephen T. McCarthy

    It turns out that these colors DO run… after Communist scum!

    ~ D-FensDogG
    Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews…

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Patriot “beach” Games

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  10. eew no get that freedom away from meee!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Stinking commie puke about to be turned into a human pop-sickle by a real Ammurrican.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Useless Eater

    The American flag: Better than bacon!

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  13. Come here boy and take your Red White and Blue enema like a man.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. I already shoved a Watchtower up a Jehovah’s Witness butt, now it’s your turn to see what I do to Muslims.

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  15. Kevin J Lankford

    Like we said….Freedom, From Sea to Shining Sea…..You’re out ah here!!

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  16. Hey Antibutt, guess where this is going?

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  17. truckjunkie

    “Damn these sand dunes-How I wish that ocean wasn’t a mirage!!!!

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  18. Deleonpatriot

    The white knight will prevail! Black knights are cowards!

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  19. I would say ‘Pin the tail on the donkey’ butt… you would have to use a rainbow/commie flag for that…

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  20. We are Sparta!

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  21. ‘It’s a good thing that I’m wearing black pants so nobody will notice that I am pissing all over myself’…

    Liked by 1 person

  22. ‘Mommy… you didn’t tell me that there are men who are not metro sexual’…

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  23. Old Glory vs. eternal stupidity.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. I can’t vote on this one—all the entries are the BEST EVER!!! I’d have to give my “blanket vote” to each and every one so far!!!! Really LOVED this one and LOVED all the captions to date 🙂

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  25. “Why of course you can burn this flag. Right after you remove it from your ass!”

    Liked by 2 people

  26. Caitlyn Jenner in ISIS cosplay.

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  27. Chasing Pussy

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  28. Gotta run… not gonna let him grab my pussy…

    Liked by 1 person

  29. Fleeing freedom, pursued by a patriot

    Liked by 1 person

  30. OT but I wanted to make sure the editors see this: Dr. E, please check out my comment on the Podesta piece you ran a few days ago. Disturbing new development on the subject of pedophilia, perhaps something you might want to investigate.

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  31. “AAAUGH you big meanie, stay away from me with that flag, you might get freedom all over me!”

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  32. Brings new meaning to the term “Up Yours”.

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  33. ManCavePatriot

    Jose, can you see by the dawn’s early light that there will be a ‘pole tax’ for anyone supporting a ‘Calexit’ amendment.

    Liked by 1 person