The ‘I’m hairy and I’m proud’ Caption Contest

This is the 152nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 20, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption (sung to the tune of Helen Reddy’s song, “I Am Woman”:

I am hairy, hear me roar
in falsetto too squeaky to ignore,
I’m too hairy in my armpits to pretend.
Cause I’ve tried to shave before,
Belly button hair on the floor,
No man’s ever gonna force me to shave again!
If I have to,
I can do anything!
I am strong,
I am smelly,
I am hairy!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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48 responses to “The ‘I’m hairy and I’m proud’ Caption Contest

  1. Hillary voters take revenge upon everyone’s eyeballs.

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  2. Mom and dad won’t quit calling me Son!

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  3. Under the hijab

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  4. You look gross. That’s about as nice a comment I can make right now.

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  5. I am Woe-man!

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  6. Kevin J Lankford

    And she says; you think this is some thing,….come see me at work…at the fuzzy kitty club.

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  7. Her/his stomach looks like an aerial view of the million man march heading to the reflecting pool.

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  8. I left Mohawks on my pits and belly after buzzing my hairy body. Madonna, step aside girl, I’m the new hairy beast in town.

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  9. Fur: Not Just For Men!

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  10. Captain America

    If that’s what you can see, just imagine the horror in the stunken garden.

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  11. One of the 56 side effects of lip injections. Aggressive body hair growth.

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  12. “Blue hair, thick horned eyeglasses, and bull nose rings just don’t get the attention they once did. I found a new, sustainable way to distract others from how ugly my face is!”

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  13. Am I a woman, Am I a man, I’ll never tell.

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  14. Curls, Curls, more Curls, no matter where, just everywhere!

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  15. Hey, why mess with this. Go straight to dating a monkey. If I wanted a furry mate I’d be chasing a gorilla. You know, like Obongo did.

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  16. Feelin sexy n free!

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  17. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.

    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no…

    Oh, wait…

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  18. LOL – K, I get pubes and girls, which I have no problem with, but this just doesn’t work for me.

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  19. I think she’s kinda hot. I’m going to put on a Velcro vest and go for the ride of my life!

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  20. She’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

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  21. She’s so hairy her boobs probably look like coconuts.

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  22. She’s so ugly, her partner takes her to work just so they don’t have to kiss her good-bye.

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  23. She used to have two eyebrows- until she plucked the top one.

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  24. She’s so hairy the hair on her belly goes all the way to her penis.

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  25. Throw Velcro balls at me!

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  26. (Personal ad) Hi, my name is lalonie. I like to show off my under arm hair and the hair that’s growing up my abdomen to my belly button. It keeps going and going and soon it will reach my chin and I hope to grow a beard or at least a goatee.

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    • Yes, there could be a career in the circus. We must encourage this. The more deviant, the better. That’s what our “leaders” in D.C. and Tel Aviv want. More deviancy.

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  27. ROGAINE. Not just for men anymore!

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  28. Kevin J Lankford

    Hair today and gone tomorrow….ha ha ha, fooled ya,.. Its hair today…and more hair, tomorrow.

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  29. Rediscovering their roots.

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  30. Brillo’s New Poster Girl.

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  31. scott merson

    I’m hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright
    I’m hairy high and low, don’t ask me why,
    Don’t know
    Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair..
    Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
    Give a home to the fleas in my hair
    A home for fleas, a hive for bees, a nest for the birds,
    there ain’t no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair….

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  32. NAPPYOKA

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  33. Not sure if this Sheila would pass the the Dundee Test, and that’s fair dinkum, mate!

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  34. COVFEFE !

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  35. Scott Merson

    Starbucks’ spokesgirl for their new drink,
    “The Nappayfrapay”

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  36. I’m figuring that if the “IT” of the picture doesn’t already fall into one of LGBTQXYZ#$%^&* categories, we’ll need a new alphabet to accommodate the designation. Let’s check Hell’s lexicon.

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  37. Oops…spilled the ROGAINE down the front of me!

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  38. Please, somebody win this contest so I don’t have to keep LOOKING at that hairy man-woman thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! CLAWING MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!

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  39. Chewbacca got a sex change.

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  40. You people disgust me, no wonder this world is going to shit.
    Every pompuos ass in this place thinks everyone else should be what everyone else wants them to be, may GOD have mercy on your pathetic Souls.

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    • @Rbs:

      “Every pompuos [sic] ass in this place thinks everyone else should be what everyone else wants them to be”

      You do realize that your scold includes you? I’ll explain:

      By your scold, you think we should be what you want us to be, so that makes you a “pompous ass” by your own measure. Cheers!
      Robert714@gmail.com is a pompous ass

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      • To Rbs, Hey dork, she is the one that posed showing off all her unnatural, for a women, hair and posted it on the internet for the world to see and scoff at! People should think before they post pictures on the internet as once out there always out there. Just like these ignorant school girls sending nude photos to their boy friends. Pi$$ him off or dump him and you can bet he will post them for all your friends to see!

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  41. There’s a hair up there, there’s hair down there, if I open wide, you can’t get inside because it has a tool

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  42. ManCavePatriot

    I’ve joined Caitlyn Jenner’s ‘Hair Club For Men’.

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