This is the 152nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 20, 2017.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption (sung to the tune of Helen Reddy’s song, “I Am Woman”:
I am hairy, hear me roar
in falsetto too squeaky to ignore,
I’m too hairy in my armpits to pretend.
Cause I’ve tried to shave before,
Belly button hair on the floor,
No man’s ever gonna force me to shave again!
If I have to,
I can do anything!
I am strong,
I am smelly,
I am hairy!
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.