The Pizzamates Caption Contest

This is the 151st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart on The Daily Show, election night, November 2, 2004.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 6, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Pizzagate hiding in plain sight. As the late Joan Rivers knowingly said of the elite: “We all know….”

See also:

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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32 responses to “The Pizzamates Caption Contest

  1. Pedos unite over pizza

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  2. My SHERO!!!!

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  3. patrick thomas

    Trailer for Lady and the Tramp 2017

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  4. Kevin J Lankford

    COMET PING PONG PIZZA……Packs real passion in your Pizza. Just ask these two; or any one in DC.

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  5. I wonder if Pizza Hut will consider this as their new advertising campaign

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  6. Two perverts in a ménage ὰ trois?

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  7. Kevin J Lankford

    Bad enough they hijacked the Lord’s rainbow as their symbol…..Now they’ve gayed-up pizza.

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    • garybutleroptician

      The Lord’s rainbow has 7 colors , 7 is number for totality, the other one has 6 colors ,6 is the biblical number for incompleteness.

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      • Kevin J Lankford

        Yesterday the google home page was displaying a striped flag of eight colors. Regardless of the number, it is a shameful misappropriation of a righteous symbol.

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  8. Mmmmm, you can really taste the sliced prepubescent genitalia.

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  9. d goehring

    pizza holsters

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  10. Please. You know these two are sharing a hotdog.

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  11. Back when we were roomies, we had dreams about the fame and fortune our penchant for “pizza” would bring us.

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  12. i just want to taste your salami…crust and all

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  13. “With this bite, I thee wed….”

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  14. If you are what you eat, then Colbert & Stewart are little girls.

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  15. Scott Merson

    “Mmmm…Man thrust, stuffed crust, my favorite. “

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  16. YouKnowWho

    The ‘SPECIAL SAUCE’ is the best!
    Meet you in the middle
    COVFEFE……..Ha-Ha-Haa…..

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  17. A Slice of Libtard Life

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  18. Foreplay: Beta Style

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  19. Just inches away from a kiss!

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  20. Normal people think it’s pizza. These not-normal pedophiles are thinking something else.

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  21. First time EVER that a pizza was substituted for a phallic symbol!

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  22. I am SOOOO going to eat your pizza!!!!

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  23. What 2 anus look like eating pizza

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  24. Evelyn Castro

    Is eating pizza together the most artistically provocative thing we can do as comedians?

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  25. I’m never good on this kind of humour as I’m so damn literal-minded, but here’s my shot at it:

    “Mmmm good! Much better now that we swapped sides!”
    “Yeah, Ok, but I’ve gotta ask: Is yours as good as mine is?”

    See what I mean? I don’t know the current lingo for this, damn it! Anyhow, in a more traditional vein, I hope when the Award is given out, someone will take the time to help me understand some of this BNWD crapola. Many thanks, Joseph

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