Jon Stewart: ‘pizza doesn’t need cleavage to be sexy’

In October 2013, Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show had a supposedly-funny (not) segment by decidedly unfunny “Senior Women’s Issue Correspondent” Kristen Schaal on “sexy” Halloween costumes.

Schaal said “If you are going to sexually objectify yourself, what better way than to become a sexy inanimate object” like a pizza costume? An image of a blonde in a pizza dress was flashed on the screen (2:23 mark in the video below).

To which Stewart said something really strange (2:37 mark):

“I don’t know that pizza needs cleavage to make it sexy, you know what I mean.”

Schaal said, “I don’t think they go far enough. Ladies, why are we being so coy about this? Why don’t we just show everyone what we mean when we put on those sexy kitty/carrot/nurse costumes and take things to the obvious next level?”

Schaal brings out a woman encased in a giant vagina costume, and says: “I call this one ‘the sexy vagina’. And what better way to get everyone thinking of sex than to dress up as the place where sex happens?”

Then Schaal hangs a mockup of a big slice of cheese-and-pepperoni pizza on the vagina costume and says, “But we all know the one thing that makes giant vaginas sexier? Pepperoni.” At which point, Stewart is squirming with discomfort.

Reportedly, the Jon Stewart pizza video is repeatedly taken down by YouTube. Thanks to enterprising posters on Voat.co, I learned how to save the video to my computer. Here it is:

The entire unfunny segment on The Daily Show makes no sense to us innocents, until we plug in the woeful knowledge some of us have acquired some three years after that Daily Show was aired — Pizzagate’s world of pedophile code-words where, according to The Daily Sheeple and others on the Alternate Media:

  • pizza = girl
  • cheese = little girl
  • hotdog = boy
  • pasta = little boy

Urban Dictionary confirms the meanings of some of the code-words, including:

Did you know that Jon Stewart and Anthony Weiner once were roommates? After college, they shared an apartment in Soho and have been friends for many years.

Weiner is the disgraced former New York Congressman, husband of Hillary’s right-hand aide Huma Abedin, and convicted felon. On May 19, 2017, Weiner pleaded guilty in federal court to transferring obscene material to a minor — a 15-year-old girl (“pizza”) in North Carolina. Under a plea agreement, Weiner faces a sentence of 21 to 27 months, and will be required to register as a sex offender. Sentencing is scheduled for September 8, 2017.

~Eowyn

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11 responses to “Jon Stewart: ‘pizza doesn’t need cleavage to be sexy’

  1. Well, I think we already knew it . . . Jon Stewart is neither funny, nor is his witty . . . unless it is in his own mind! I never watch him, as I don’t want him stealing my time with his inane, often creepy performances.

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  2. We might not know what all they have done in the way of pedophilia and treason but the almighty does. Please pray that these fools are exposed and taken from power, prison on earth should be their abode just as it will be after judgement day.

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  3. The fact that the two men were roommates in no way indicates Stewart is guilty of anything—except poor judgment! Point Duly Noted: I never cared for Stewart. But Stephen Colbert is WORSE by orders of magnitude!!

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    • I don’t know about that….even if not guilty, ever heard the saying, “birds of a feather flock together” ? Weiner is a depraved scumbag. If Stewart had anything going for him he would not have been voluntarily living with the perv, and I do mean perv. The NYPD said the stuff on his computer was so so horrible that hardcore cops said they felt nauseated…..which leads me to another thought. We know Comey was Hillarys lap dog, so why DID he come out days before the election saying they were opening the case again? I think he was under pressure to do something to get the story and the case away from the NYPD so they would not spill the sordid beans on Hillary. What looked like a sabotage of Hillary was in fact something that had to be done to protect her. Sorry for digressing.

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      • I disagree: How are we to assume that Stewart knew what may have been concealed from him? What you’re saying is purely circumstantial.

        “Some say that she is made of wood. Others say she is a witch! So how are we to find out if she is made of wood, or if she is a witch?” “Burn her!” —Monty Python & The Holy Grail

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        • Not saying that Stewart knew, or that he has done the same. What I meant was that on some level he is a slime or he would not be friends with someone who is. But maybe that is just my own experience.

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  4. Sick people with minds twisted by the son of perdition.

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  5. I didn’t realize Stewart and Wiener were once roomies.

    But it does explain a few things.

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  6. Colbert won’t shut his bubonic plague spewing mouth, so we know he’s got great cover from people far above him.
    http://www.vulture.com/2017/05/colbert-trump-is-a-redolent-turd-who-will-probably-resign.html

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  7. Yup, freakos…

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