The Egyptian Tranny Caption Contest

This is the 150th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 21, 2017, Chicago artist Chris Devins finished painting a mural of Michelle Obama as an Egyptian queen on an apartment building at the corner of 74th and Chappell on Chicago’s South Side, across the street from Bouchet Elementary School where Mooch had graduated.

Devins had financed the painting with $12,000 from a GoFundMe campaign. He said: “The purpose of this mural is to give today’s children someone they can literally look up to and to celebrate Mrs. Obama’s life and accomplishments during the last 8 years as First Lady of the United States.”

Alas, Devins plagiarized the image from another artist — Ethiopian-born Gelila Mesfin, who had posted a photo of her painting to her Instagram account (@Thick_East_African_Girl) last November.

After first denying knowing of Mesfin’s work, Devins eventually admitted being “inspired” by Mesfin’s painting and offered her a licensing fee. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 23, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ancient Egypt had trannies too! Who knew?

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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40 responses to “The Egyptian Tranny Caption Contest

  1. Inspire children to tell other what they can eat while you eat high class meals in Hawaii all at taxpayer expenses! The taxpayers from the nation you despise.

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  2. Reagan James

    Nefrotyranny

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    • Good one, but seriously, this aspect of the mural is politically brilliant. Disaffected urban blacks, white snowflakes, and that growing alphabet soup of sexual degenerates don’t want democracy and a moral society based on decency and merit. What could be clearer from their rioting against democracy and free speech?

      What these useful idiots really want is what this mural depicts, a communist dictator who they can simultaneously worship as an Egyptian goddess, and who’ll repress their social betters with the brutality of African primitivism going on in South Africa today.

      If the Mooch dresses in Nefertiti-style makeup and rainbow headdress in the next election, she’ll win in a landslide, making that hag Warren running as a Cherokee squaw look like warmed over commie cabbage in comparison.

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  3. greenworxx

    Faux First Lady to Faux Egyptian……Unmask the fraud!

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  4. Scott Merson

    “If the Queen had balls, she’d be the King,”
    “Oh, never mind!”

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  5. Mick Hartzell

    “…and I’m telling you Barack, you are not Cesar, Brutus maybe, but certainly not Cesar!”

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  6. Kevin J Lankford

    Pucker-up Mooch…..Day dreaming of kissing king tut’s butt.

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  7. Mooching Matters kids…learn my ways and be a pro at it!

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  8. the children finally have a target for tossing the slop from the school lunch program

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  9. King Tutan-CommonCore

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  10. Graffiti gone real wrong.

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  11. MeThePeople

    She wishes.

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  12. They left out the 5 o’clock shadow!

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  13. Mike Obama is finally the ‘queen’ he always wanted to be….drag queen that is.

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  14. Hey, if you look real close you can even see his plastic surgery scar.

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  15. We wuz gyptian kangs an shit, yo.

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  16. Ummm
    Goddamn jock itch,..

    Like

  17. Pocahontas or Sacagawea don’t work for me; I hate everything American.

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  18. I’ve never heard of a “queen” with a 5 o’clock shadow

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  19. “Ghetto Queen”

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  20. That bitch Harriet Tubman gets her face on the 20$ bill, and all I get is this ugly building in the Chicago ghetto.

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  21. Patrick Cornell

    King of the Nile!

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  22. I am the Kween of Twannies!

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  23. truckjunkie

    Other Obama where she belongs-with her face against a brick wall;only thing missing is the bars…

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  24. Caption: Even then, when they went low, she went high.

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  25. “Chicago artist Chris Devins finished painting a mural of Michelle Obama as an Egyptian queen…” Isn’t this “cultural appropriation” that SJWs scream about all the time?

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  26. Michelle; Egyptian Trans-Queen of De-Nile

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  27. One fraud inspires another which inspires another. The lasting effects of the Obama fraud. Will it ever end?

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  28. ManCavePatriot

    Queen NeverTitties always made it a point to wear ‘Dickies’ when dancing on Ellen Degenerate, and required school-children to adopt a ‘non-tranny fat’ diet, which President Trump threw in the garbage where it belongs.

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  29. in the voice of edward g. robinson, “where’s your messiah NOW, moses? nyaah”

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  30. Hey kids! Lookie here….we’re celebrating the life of Michelle Obama by representing her as a dictatorial ruler in a foreign country controlled by Muslims today, who enslaved her people to build her out-sized pyramid tomb in the desert….and the thousands of years of incest that kept the throne “all in the family.” Go forth and aspire to copy these “achievements!”

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  31. No typed words can express the need to vomit I currently feel. Please make his/her image go away. It’s not even funny anymore.

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  32. Scott Merson

    In the heat of a summer night
    In the land of the dollar bill
    When the town of Chicago died
    And they talk about it still…
    I heard my mamma cry,
    I heard her pray
    the night Chicago died.

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  33. Kevin J Lankford

    Just the first nomination for the “Wall of Shame”…..But they better make their images much smaller, …they’ll run outa room real fast,….even if no bigger’n a postage stamp.

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  34. Michelle the wookie

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  35. Kevin J Lankford

    Best spot in chicago for a tomato stand.

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  36. Where’s a pharaoh’s curse when you need one?

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