The ‘Ladies’ Day’ Caption Contest

This is the 149th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Taken on Ladies’ Day of the 2017 Grand National, Britain’s most famous horse race, at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, England. (See “You’ve come a long way, baby: British women at Grand National horse race”)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 9, 2017.

Word of Warning:

Please keep your captions PG. Obscene captions will be deleted.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Look, Ma! I did make sure to wear clean underwear!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

74 responses to “The ‘Ladies’ Day’ Caption Contest

  1. MeThePeople

    “And for her finale, the Princess will now make lightning come out of her ass”

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  2. ” Can you hear me now??”

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  3. she just created a new location for the isis flag pole

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  4. Is she demonstrating the new spread offence for college football coaches ?

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  5. Is she looking for an oral exam ? Sorry Doc , couldn’t help it !!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Anthony Wiener , Joe Biden , and Bill Clinton standing in front of her ….” Ok boys , who’s going to explore this tunnel first “………Body condoms a must !

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  7. I am woman! Hear my monologue!

    ~ D-FensDogG
    ‘Loyal American Underground’

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  8. Kevin J Lankford

    Alright!!..Every body out of the way!!!….You’re blocking the finish line.

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  9. Wiener says : Not me , I’ll handle it myself …. Willie says : No can do , that would make me define what sex really is ………Uncle Joe says : Don’t worry boys , I’ll do some tunnel excavating and then claim to have Alzhiemers , Hell , cant be convicted of something you don’t remember ??????????????

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  10. Feminist Pothole

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  11. Scott Merson

    “Hey, look, I can see China”

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  12. The race that day was not to be the fastest horse but the biggest jackass.

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  13. Scott Merson

    A whole new perception of “A manhole”

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  14. Please keep your captions PG. Obscene captions will be deleted.

    Party pooper. 😉

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  15. “I’ve misplaced my self respect! Look closer, I’m sure it’s in there somewhere.”

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  16. I lost my contact lenses can you help me find it

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  17. This also doubles as a bottle opener

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  18. You can hear the ocean if you put your ear to it

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  19. Caitlyn Jenner shows off the new plumbing

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  20. Lickity splits

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  21. I can see the moon and uranus from here

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  22. I dropped my tickets and I can’t get up

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  23. Oh, blimey! If it weren’t those damn platform shoes!

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  24. This girl knows how to celebrate , and she didn’t even bet on a horse

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  25. Kevin J Lankford

    First come…..First served…..

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  26. Feminism smells like fish and chips, who knew???

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  27. Kelly Brown

    I was just riding along and Poof! My horse disappeared! It’s happened before but can anybody see him?

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  28. traildustfotm

    My head is spinning just imagining the captions on this one.

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  29. “Hey everybody! Want to SEE my family JEWELS?’

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  30. Don’t mind me, just airing it out.

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  31. You’re right. It does look like Maxine Waters in a James Brown wig.

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  32. Ken the Painter

    Busses Welcome

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  33. filia.aurea

    Just LISTEN! you can hear the ocean!

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  34. It’s the Kracken, run……..

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  35. ‘I forgot where I put my pink-p#ssy hat…’

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  36. Look ma…no hands and no panties!

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  37. Hillary’s new job: Opening her borders.

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  38. Read My Lips!

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  39. Hey, it’s George H.W. Bush; “Read My Lips”

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  40. ” How do like my imitation of a wishbone-erh , I guess not “

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  41. Billions watched the rescue live, but since, only a few people still come to marvel at the place where the 33 Chilean miners were trapped.

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  42. Maybe it’s me, but I think there’s something fishy about this pic.

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  43. WOMAN ON GROUND: “Look guys, I got a tattoo on each of my thighs honoring my favorite performers of all time: on the left thigh is Elvis Presley and on the right thigh is Frank Sinatra”
    MAN STANDING: “I don’t know about the ones on your thighs, but the one in the middle is a dead ringer for Keith Richards”

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  44. I see dead people.

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  45. Take this coat, cover that up, you are scaring the horses.

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  46. Lou Minati

    “I’m sorry if my comment offended you, Ms Gaga… You really ARE a natural blonde!”

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  47. Anyone for a nice cup of tea?

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  48. Hey you, today is not draw and quarter day here.

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