The ‘Ladies’ Day’ Caption Contest

This is the 149th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Taken on Ladies’ Day of the 2017 Grand National, Britain’s most famous horse race, at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, England. (See “You’ve come a long way, baby: British women at Grand National horse race”)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, May 9, 2017.

Word of Warning:

Please keep your captions PG. Obscene captions will be deleted.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Look, Ma! I did make sure to wear clean underwear!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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74 responses to “The ‘Ladies’ Day’ Caption Contest

  1. Loose lips sunk Brit bits.

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  2. It’s really ok, Caitlyn Jenner, I believe you, you don’t have to prove you had the surgery.

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  3. Is it crowning?

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  4. YouKnowWho

    You better put that kickstand down or you’re going to fall over!

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  5. Mind the Gap

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  6. ManCavePatriot

    I bet a thousand pds. to SHOW!!!!

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  7. Preview of The V@gina Monologue Part 2

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  8. You’re right it does look like Prince Charles with a beard

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  9. YouKnowWho

    The tatoo on the left looks like Elvis Presley.
    The one on the right looks like Elvis Costello.
    But the one in the middle is definatly Wille Nelson.

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  10. If you listen closely, you can hear the ocean.

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  11. The joke written on her underwear reads, “If you can see this, I’m very drunk. Please stuff me in a cab and send me home. Thank you”

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  12. Another bimbo spreading her legs and welcoming the world.

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  13. A blind man walks by and sniffs the air and says, “Hello ladies!”

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  14. A blind passerby exclaims, “Blimey! Must be out of me bloody mind! Thought I was at the races. Had a pint too many at the pub and must’ve wandered down to the fish market. Smells like rotting tuna!”

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  15. Richard Ostergard

    Help!! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!

    You need Life Alert!

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  16. What’s funny is, as I post this, there are 69 comments on this thread. 😉

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  17. daughter: “Look, Ma! No penis!”
    Ma: “If your brain is supposed to be between your ears, then underwear should be between your legs…looks like you’re missing both…”

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  18. Kevin J Lankford

    He told me he was measuring me for my saddle,….But he ain’t come back with it yet.

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  19. You’re supposed to bleach the back door. That’s just gross.

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