ISIS Fighters in Iraq Killed by Wild Boars

Wild Boar (Sus scrofa), male showing his teeth, Bavaria, Germany, Europe

Bacon got the bast*rds…

Feel good story.

From Newsweek: Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.

At least eight ISIS fighters had reportedly taken cover among dense reeds in Iraq’s al-Rashad region, about 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, in preparation for a surprise attack on local anti-ISIS tribesman when a herd of wild boars attacked the jihadists on Sunday, killing three. The militants likely disturbed the notoriously short-tempered animals, said Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and head of the group of local tribesmen who took up arms after ISIS took control of the nearby town of Hawija.

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields. The area is dense with reeds, which are good for hiding in,” Assi told The Times.

The event was corroborated by local Kurdish fighters who have joined Iran-backed Shiite Muslim militias in attempting to oust ISIS from nearby Hawija. The jihadists’ mutilated bodies were reportedly discovered by refugees fleeing the violence that has beset the war-torn nation. An alliance consisting of Iraqi military, majority Shiite Muslim militias (called Al-Hashd Al-Shaabi), U.S.-led coalition forces and Kurdish units (known as peshmerga) are seeking to drive ISIS out of Iraq, according to Brigadier Azad Jelal, the deputy head of the Kurdish intelligence service in Kirkuk.

“Three fighters from ISIL were near the Peshmerga checkpoint in al-Rashad. They met some feral boars and the boars killed the three fighters,” Jelal told The Telegraph, using an alternative acronym for ISIS.

“Some refugees saw the bodies on the edge of a farm when they were fleeing and they told us. A few days later ISIL started to kill pigs around the area,” he added.

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23 responses to “ISIS Fighters in Iraq Killed by Wild Boars

  1. Take those boars to France! Nothing a low IQ muzzie hates more than being killed by pork on the hoof! Too bad the locals had to scrub the wild hogs down after the incident to get the putrid smell of boy banging, inbred, louse ridden ISIS off them.

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  2. This could be a new secret weapon used by the U.S. ….pay hunters of wild boars to use tranquilizer guns , ship the boars to ISIS CONTROLLED AREAS , and let nature take its course . After all , we know about their affinity for animals .

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  3. They are now on their way to meet their 72 Janet Renos.

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  4. What a beautiful wild boar, guess after his banquet it was a barf experience. Let loose a pride of hyenas they sweep clean and no after taste.

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  5. Now, that’s fitting!

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  6. Gives new meaning to the term “poetic justice”!

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  7. Lions now Pigs I don’t think God is on their side!

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  8. That information is almost enough to make me want to stop eating bacon.

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  9. Wild Boars = PORK. Those three can kiss of the 72 virgins and they won’t be going to paradise now!! Talk about poetic justice or karma either one!

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  10. The irony is not lost on us.

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  11. I hope at least one of the wild hogs was a female, it would add to the poetic justice done.

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  12. HA! We gave plenty of wild, dangerous boars here in the USA…ever since the explorers of ANY country put foot on our islands and continental shores & deposited them (esp. American South and here in CA, for two…) BUT …we anticipate them, respect them and their territories & their species-specific habits. We don’t just take for granted that we have POWER over others, including lower species, such as these boars….but we study and KNOW the specifics of these species….and kill instead of being killed by them…..Otherwise…ISIS makes pretty good “rootint” (feeding) grounds IMO.

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  13. Unlike goats, boars fight back when sexually assaulted… 😊

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  14. Really take the gloves off the rules of engagement. Dig out a 8′ deep pit with a D9 Cat that is large enough to contain 72 virgin, feral pigs. Any ISIS scumbags that are captured get thrown into the pit, which should make them happy since they get to be with 72 virgins.


  15. If it sound too good to be true, it probably is….
    Do these wild boar have kevlar jackets?
    Cover story for something else?


  16. There a little irony here.

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