The drag queen Caption Contest

This is the 147th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Bianca Del Rio is the stage name of Roy Haylock, 41, a “gay” man, drag queen, costume designer, actor, and insult comedian best known for winning season 6 of the reality competition TV series RuPaul’s Drag Race.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 11, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“My name is Legion, for we are many.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

Advertisements

54 responses to “The drag queen Caption Contest

  1. Hillary’s newest “do”.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Oh my God,.!,..My E D has just been cured,………..not.

    Like

  3. Honey Boo Booo, is that you?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. This could also be called ” The scariest clown contest “

    Liked by 2 people

  5. My pic is ten times better than the morning after pill

    Liked by 1 person

  6. harry tulip

    the bodega guy didn’t give me a straw for my 40 oz.

    Like

  7. LOL – Doc E, I don’t even want to know where you found that hideous photo.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Steven Broiles

    Lucille Ball is dead, Roy. Get over it.

    Like

  9. Warning: Looking at this photo is harmful to mental health.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Meet the New Millennium Phyllis Diller…

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Hillary still looks surprised she lost!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Wow, Sandy from Grease sure looks kinda spooky these days!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Eye-bleach salesperson of the year

    Like

  14. It Came From Outer Space!

    Liked by 2 people

  15. Kevin J Lankford

    Well , if it ain’t Lucille with Balls.

    Liked by 4 people

  16. Tammy Baker back from hell.

    Liked by 2 people

  17. Some people dressed in Carnival every day.

    Liked by 2 people

  18. Is it Halloween already?

    Liked by 1 person

  19. ” Has Tammy Faye Arisen ?”

    Like

  20. Lucy Runs into Tammy Baker at the Mall

    Like

  21. Kevin J Lankford

    Ricky Ricardo’s nightmare….

    Like

  22. I kill myself long ago.

    Like

  23. “Hi Big Boy, I’m your LGBT hostess, are you ready to be analysed?

    Liked by 2 people

  24. Get your tickets now for the upcoming horror show!

    Liked by 1 person

  25. My soul is as hideous as my face.

    Liked by 1 person

  26. In the society that is starting to take shape, not even the enthusiastic collaboration of the sodomite and the lesbian will save us from boredom.

    Like

  27. I thought Phyllis Diller was dead.

    Like

  28. These Colors Never Run

    Like

  29. ManCavePatriot

    Do you know me? I use to be the DNC Chairperson before I got run over by Russian hackers looking for overdue payments by the HRC campaign. I am now the manager of a KISS tribute band. Call me @ 1-800-DEB-DITZ

    Like

  30. OMG! Make-up bag lost in airport transfer….BUT…nothing like the old standbys…..Duct Tape and Crayola Caryons to save the day!

    Like

  31. Amy Schumer, is that you? Did you lose weight?

    Liked by 2 people

  32. I thought clowns were supposed to have a RED wig!

    Liked by 2 people

  33. Remember me , I was in the movie ” The Rocky Horror Picture Show “

    Liked by 1 person

  34. Scott Merson

    Chuck Schumer’s unmasking by Susan Rice

    Like

  35. Madonna; the masculine years

    Liked by 1 person

  36. I’ve got that wide eyed innocence !

    Liked by 1 person

  37. this is what you get when gender identity dysphoria meets bozo the clown

    Liked by 1 person

  38. John Wayne Gacy called…he wants his makeup back

    Liked by 1 person

  39. Dolly Parton’s twin needs a jock strap

    Liked by 1 person

  40. it’s the newest sensation to wear a black clown dress with deodorant stain…

    Liked by 1 person

  41. roy got into a fight with Cher’s makeup bag….guess who lost?

    Like

  42. Locke Enlode

    “No! Just. Simply. NO!”

    Liked by 1 person

  43. I am Woe-Man!

    Liked by 1 person

  44. After the DNA upgrade, Woman meets 21st century….

    Like

  45. That male must really hate women to think he could pass as “female”….
    newsflash: women don’t have prostates!

    Liked by 1 person

  46. since trannies like to switch up gender, why not pic the opposite name? instead of calling themselves “female”, they should call themselves “mefale”

    Like

  47. What you see here is my body….my soul died long ago.

    Liked by 1 person

  48. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

    Liked by 1 person

  49. John McCain embracing his “Tokyo Rose”

    Liked by 1 person

    • I think you meant to say Hanoi Hannah! Tokyo Rose was WWII ! Same propaganda crap, different war! BTW, I read that Trinh Thi Ngo AKA Hanoi Hanna recently passed away!

      Like