The Pussymen Caption Contest

This is the 146th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 7, 2017, the board of directors of Byggnads, a construction workers trade union in Stockholm, Sweden, tweeted a picture of themselves wearing pink pussy hats to show their solidarity with International Women’s Day (see “Welcome to Sweden! – where men wear pink pussies”).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 28, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Give me some men, who are stout-hearted men!”

Oops, wrong country!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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52 responses to “The Pussymen Caption Contest

  1. Pussy Whipped!

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  2. Twat did you pussy whipped guys say?

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  3. I’m a LumberJack and I’m OK.

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  4. Voting with their heads.

    Independent tests show that Swedish speed-knitting club dads prefer their women with Brazilians.

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  5. Why do they have their hands there , they’ve got nothing to hide !

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  6. Sweden’s PussyMen problem explains why Sweden has such a problem with Muslim “Refugees.” They need “balls” to solve their refugee problem.

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  7. Sweden’s version of the Justice League.

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  8. Don’t mess with Swedish construction workers–unless you want to, of course–who want the Arabs and Africans raping their daughters to know they may make look like men but submit like women.

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  9. Only pussy-men would stand aside while their women get raped by the invited invaders

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  10. I wonder if this hat will get me laid.

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  11. So this is what it sounds like when 15 so-called men are singing soprano ?

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  12. Where oh where have my testicles gone, oh where oh where could they be?………

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  13. Moments later a mouse ran past, dissolving the group into a panicked mess of wild shrieking and frantic scattering for cover.

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  14. Clit-for-brains

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  15. Having pussy on your mind sure doesn’t mean what it used to.

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  16. What’s that? It’s supposed to be called a LABOR union, not labia?

    (… Sorry about these, but you started it! Haha)

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  17. Scott Merson

    One on the head, is not worth two in the bush.

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  18. we have gone from ’12 Angry Men’ to 15 pink pussies

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  19. Now you know why we’re called “big-a-dumb Swedes.”

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  20. What do you call………..ah forget it. I got noth’n.

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  21. Kevin J Lankford

    The Swiss now trying to prove what real “pecker-heads” they are.

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  22. With apologies to 007:

    Pussy Galore.

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  23. “… and our hats smell like Swedish Fish!”

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  24. Carole P Jesse

    I didn’t realize they had Democrats in Sweden!

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  25. So we work for a company named BigNads, but…….

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  26. Disco dancing outbreak in 5…4…3…2…1!

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  27. And what were the women wearing?

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  28. Michelle Hogg

    We’re not getting any, so we may as well wear ’em.

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  29. Just because you wear a pussy on your head doesn’t qualify you for the Ladies bathroom, except in DeBlasio’s NYC.

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  30. The Vagina Man-O-Logs

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  31. I’ve heard of d1ck-heads, but….?

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  32. suddenly, Toni the Tampon has a sudden urge to travel to Sweden

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  33. What do you get when you cross a Swedish meatball with a p*ssy?

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  34. Mouseketeers 2017

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  35. so, if they scratched their heads, would that be considered sexual harassment?

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  36. hope they don’t fall asleep around refugees or some confused refugees will give them headaches

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  37. Pussies Galore!

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  38. From Vikings to Pussies: Swedes Surrender Manhood to Muslims

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  39. The image speaks for itself. The state of the once great country speaks for itself.http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2015/10/this-explains-lot.html

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  40. You all can stop now: Mom of IV just won comment of the year!

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  41. After bonding under the cover of their pussyhats, the construction workers discussed their relationship issues, mother in law woes, and the fact that their periods are syncing.

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  42. This photo gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘dickheads.’

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  43. The waiting line at the sex change clinic.

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  44. Just one thing on our brain

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  45. Kevin J Lankford

    These ain’t no “Cat(s) in the Hat(s)”…

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  46. Nambla Ski Club

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