The ‘2017 Darwin Award’ Caption Contest

This is the 145th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: As a gimmick, Fire Gyal Flexi, a competitor in a Dancehall contest, had planned to put rubbing alcohol on her crotch, which she would light and then immediately smother the flames. But she accidentally put too much rubbing alcohol and became a human torch. (See “Friday Stupid: Woman sets her crotch on fire“)

TMZ reports, March 23, 2016, that

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 14, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

It is only March, but we already found the winner of the 2017 Darwin Award!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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54 responses to “The ‘2017 Darwin Award’ Caption Contest

  1. That’s no way to kill roaches.

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  2. to the tune of SHAKE YOUR GROVE THING.

    BAKE YOUR GROVE THING, BAKE YOUR GROVE THING, YEA YEA

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Jerry Lee Lewis’, Great Balls of Fire, comes to mind.

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  4. This dingbat is trying out for the Guiness book of world’s records as ” The hottest piece of a$$ on earth “

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  5. ” I’m trying out for Richard Pryor’s wife “

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  6. ” And I thought only cats go into heat “

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  7. Some people just deserve it.

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  8. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

    Liked by 7 people

  9. pete wagner

    Shark tank shows interest in quick and easy hair removal product.

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  10. ” I guess I shouldn’t have slept through reading class in grammar school “

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  11. Her actions proves Ron White’s axiom ; ” YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID “

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  12. Puts a new meaning to” a HOT MAMA!!”

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  13. ” Where’s a fireman with a really big hose when you need one ” ?

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  14. Forrest Gump watches video and says to himself ” And they consider me retarded “

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  15. So that’s what a flaming asshole looks like….hhmmm!

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  16. Thomas Sullivan

    “FIRE IN THE HOLE”

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  17. Kevin J Lankford

    Planned parenthood’s new commercial for discouraging self abortions….Though conceding it may work just fine as a contraceptive.

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  18. The girl is burning UP!

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  19. Another reason smoking crack is bad for you
    Too bad asbestos panties were outlawed

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  20. Stupid is as stupid does.

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  21. This gives new meaning to “Fire in the hole!”

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  22. Tired of using a Brazilian wax to get rid of pesky hairs where the sun don’t shine? Then try the new “Twat-flamer-dancing” method of butt hair removal! 99% faster than waxing!

    Liked by 2 people

  23. I’ve heard of “Disco Inferno” but this is ridiculous!

    Liked by 3 people

  24. The return of HOT PANTS fashion.

    Liked by 2 people

  25. truckjunkie

    Gives new meaning to “a hot box”. (ask any railroader)

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  26. Reenacting Mooch-elle’s “junk” removal process

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  27. Captain America

    Now we know, stank is flammable.

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  28. The do-it-yourself handy dandy fix for crab removal.

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  29. “Damn! Should’ve bought the self-lighting panties!”

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  30. This is just TOOOOO funny. I can not compete. Good luck all. I am still laughing over all these entries…. 🙂 THANKS!

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  31. Oprah is not taking menopause well.

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  32. ” Fire ON THE HO !! “

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  33. Kevin J Lankford

    And she was dancing to “Come on Baby Light My Fire”…When she shoulda been “Dancing in The Rain”.

    Liked by 1 person

  34. Southern Son

    Smokin’ Crack again, huh?

    Liked by 1 person

  35. ManCavePatriot

    Oh crap, if I fart this thing goes nuclear!

    Liked by 1 person

  36. scott merson

    They’re bringing back the HOT pants from the 70’s….
    2017 version

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  37. Too hot for my short shorts! Ouch!

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  38. I’m on FIRE today! Oh crap, I really am on FIRE today!

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  39. Damn, I must have read the book on how to breathe fire upside down.

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  40. Doctor: “You say you have a burning sensation when you pee?”
    Skank: “No, my drainer and my stainer are on FIRE!!!!”

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  41. Michele Obama is trying to become a woman by burning her man meat off.

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  42. The first official trailer for Predator 4 – The Inbred.

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  43. Kevin J Lankford

    And here we have the first shot of our remake of the block buster movie “Blazing Saddles” with all black actors. We just don’t have any who can read the script.

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  44. Genital mutilation,Caribbean style

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  45. She ” ran out” of Quell Lotion and Fire was the only way to “Get rid of those Critters) I know…me bad

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  46. President Trump was right again…grab them by the 😺🙀😾😿

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  47. Anything to win…same strategy as the DNC, with similar results.

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  48. When you’re hot you’re hot!

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  49. Am I having a stroke or do you smell burning clams too?

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  50. I’m just commenting on “Bake Your Groove Thing”. Nobody’s topping that.😂

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