Friday Stupid: Woman sets her crotch on fire

TMZ reports, March 23, 2016, that a competitor in a Dancehall contest, who calls herself Fire Gyal Flexi, had planned to put rubbing alcohol on her crotch, which she would light and then immediately smother the flames.

But she accidentally put too much rubbing alcohol and became a human torch.

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Flexi sustained first degree burns and lost layers of skin, but pressed on and won the dance competition, scoring a trophy and $500 prize. She proceeded to the international contest in Jamaica. No news as to whether she won that one.

According to Wikipedia, the Dancehall Queen tradition originated in Jamaican Dancehall parties in the ghettos, seeking the best local female dancer. Each Jamaican parish holds a local dancehall queen competition annually, the most popular being the Dancehall Queen competition in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

H/t maziel

~Eowyn

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46 responses to “Friday Stupid: Woman sets her crotch on fire

  1. Hot tuna comes to mind. Sorry Jorma & Jack, I couldn’t help it.

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  2. Can’t cure stupid!… Sheesh!…

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  3. I would guess she is a liberal?

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  4. You can’t fix stupid. But in this instance the lesson provided may have had an impact.

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  5. How in the world does anyone SO stupid even make it to adulthood?

    I wonder if the stupid femi-nazi group that’s been so proudly sporting those p#$$y hats would consider making Flexi their mascot?

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  6. I’m thinking maybe she should try catching a bullet in her teeth as an encore.

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  7. Caption Contest:
    In Case of Fire Pull Panties Down

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  8. The fire is racist, sexist and oppressor.

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  9. When confronted with such staggering stupidity, one scarcely knows where to begin. As Johann W von Goethe remarked, “To the intelligent mind, there is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.” And here we witness a terrible illumination of his point.

    I’m sure she won the contest prize by mis-placed maudlin sympathy for her ‘pain & suffering’, which she endured because she lacked intelligence and understanding [grade 6?] enough to know this wasn’t likely to work out as safely as she needed. But on our way to the stars the light we need is too often left behind, as we enter the infinite darkness of outer space.

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  10. Isn’t that Congresswoman Waters?

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  11. Can you say DUMBA$$????????????????????????? Also puts a new meaning to “HOT MOMMA!”

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    • Also gives a new meaning to a
      hot p.o.a. !!!!! …….Richard Pryor might be saying to himself , W,T,F, is the matter with you biotch
      This would be the craziest caption contest , Lord knows what would be spewed . I could have a field day with this one . Not for the faint of heart though .

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  12. Good God Almighty. What kind of fool does something like this?

    Goes to show who, but the lord of fire, reigns on Earth and in the hearts of men.

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  13. As a follow up , why in the world would someone light their privates on fire ? You can’t be that stupid , actions have results , …………I can’t comment any further , it might be implied as a racist comment

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    • Well, don’t be shy; that’s why I deliberately wrote ‘we witness a terrible illumination of his point.’ Terrible specifically because such flaming stupidty rightly inspires in the viewer terror as to the infinite costs of stupidity and its sibling: ignorance.

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  14. AHHHAAAHAAAHAAA…died laughing, what kind of fool is right? Stupid is as stupid does. Thanks for a great laugh Dr. E.

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  15. from reading the title, I thought it was another anti-Trump demonstrator…after seeing the post, I realized this female just gave a whole new meaning to the terms “hot pants” and Yosemite Sam’s:
    “My Biscuits Is Burnin’!”.

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  16. traildustfotm

    dancingbanana Carrot Chilli Muffin PurpleBanana Pineapple Strawberry

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  17. Just when I thought I’d seen it all! Eh… Nietzsche deliberately infected himself with syphilis!

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  18. Shut the door! “Staggering stupidity”
    AhhhHa “Entering the Black hole”…Bwahhhhhaha
    My keyboard can’t take much more of this..Someone should make a PSA..this is what happens when..

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    • That MUST have hurt!!! She should have saved the fireworks for burning her town down in protest of something….

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      • I can’t even imagine how much pain. Why she didn’t just tear off the shorts is beyond me – a naked bottom wouldn’t have been more vulgar than the pose assumed when she set herself alight. A simpleton – and off to the next competition!! unbelievable.

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    • “…this is what happens when…” What? Please filia.aurea, don’t leave us hanging above the fiery pit of ‘…the Dancehall Queen competition in Montego Bay, Jamaica.’

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  19. And not one person, including the idiot who lit her self on fire, thought to grab the white bucket with a bottle of champagne(?) and presumably ice on the table just to the left of the dancing platform to put out the flames?

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  20. Ok everyone, let’s all do the “Flaming Crotch Boogie”!!
    I guess she forgot to stop drop and roll?
    Wow, I’ve heard of people using a ‘brazillian wax’, but she really took it over the top!

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  21. When I read the beginning of the article & before I saw the picture of the subject of the story, I made a wild, off the wall, guess as to what the ,..’ethnicity’,.. of subject of the story might be,..

    And guess what,..I got it, exactly right,..But hey, this one was just to easy..

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  22. Stupid is as stupid does 🙂

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  23. The 2016 account of The Burning Bush.

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  24. OMG!!! The comments here kept me rolling on the floor, ( though not with my crotch on fire) I glad I’m not the only one who found this hilarious. I felt guilty for laughing.

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    • Lana,
      I felt the same way…but then after thinking about it….she intentionally burned her privates and then bounced her “assets” all over the floor…she deserved to be laughed at.
      As many have commented, she should’ve removed her shorts, or had the contents of the bucket tossed on her, or “stop, drop, and roll”…not lighting her crotch on fire would’ve been the first sane move.

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  25. All that was needed to complete this documentary of devolution in action would be her dancing to Springsteens I’m On Fire or Queens Another One Bites The Dust. If you’re hellbent on doing something stupid, go all out!

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  26. Bye bye “birdie”!!!!!

    Like

  27. file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Molly/Desktop/funny3.jpg

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  28. Well, that didn’t work. Carry on.

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  29. I have enjoyed most (some were gratuities to others) while some were enlightening, most were just outright HILARIOUS…..

    The only thing I can come up with is that famous quote from Jim Morrison (of the DOORS). “COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE.”

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