TEXT MESSAGE NO. 1
Hi Bob, this is Alan next door.
I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you.
I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your Wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much….
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you.
WHAT BOB DID
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, marched next door, and shot Alan dead.
He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his cell phone and saw he has another message from Alan.
TEXT MESSAGE NO. 2
Hi Bob, this is Alan next door again.
Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Auto-correct changed WiFi to Wife. Technology, eh?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that!
H/t FOTM‘s josephbc69