The ‘Religion of Trash’ Caption Contest

This is the 144th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

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You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 28, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Every Monday morning, Ayesha plays a game of hide-and-seek with Dearborn’s trash collectors.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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50 responses to “The ‘Religion of Trash’ Caption Contest

  1. Hefty Hefty Hefty
    Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy

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  2. Garbage men are in a quandary , can’t decide what to keep , what to toss in the truck ? Does it make a difference ?

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  3. A moooooooooooooslim and her spawn trying to get a free ride to the local landfill.

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  4. Little muslim asks larger muslim , Mama , are we imitating the Unknown comic from ” The Gong Show “

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  5. Kevin J Lankford

    Allah..Allah…outs in free.

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  6. Let’s talk to the two at each end, they at least look intelligent.

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  7. instead of garbage in, garbage out, this should read garbage out, garbage out.

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  8. Two Trash Collectors:
    1) “These people know they can only put out two bags of trash for pick-up”
    2) “Well do the neighbors a favor and ones that aren’t shiny, I’m sure they are the oldest, nastiest and smelliest ones”

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  9. Fearing death for showing any skin, Muslim women must find creative ways to dress trashy.

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  10. That, Ayesha, is how we deal with honor killings of your father and brother.

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  11. Women: do your husband and father treat you like garbage? There’s a religion for that!

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  12. The religion of pieces has 2 pieces of garbage, can you guess which 2
    Or
    Mooohomads pin up girls pose with their worldly possesions

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  13. L to R: Sharia, Michael, little Barry, and young Malaria.

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  14. My two wives and their bundles of joy….

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  15. OMG!!! See what happens when you leave the trash bags on the corner too long.

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  16. Which of the pictured is most likely to explode?

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  17. …and THIS is how we will infiltrate America. They’ll NEVER know what hit them…

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  18. “Shadow People” curbside donation pick-up.

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  19. Islam Waldo:
    Can You “find” the Muslims?

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  20. Happy Halloween

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  21. And will the real Halloween trick-or-treater please stand up

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  22. Woman’s new place in the western world!

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  23. Trick or treat.

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  24. eanie-meanie-miney-moe
    catch a muslum by the toe

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  25. Spot the difference!

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  26. Kevin J Lankford

    Bag um, Tag um, and Drag um….Now that’s a muslim ban we can live with.

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  27. To add to their appeal, girls now come with a dowry bag. This is a pair of new brides with their bags for after their upcoming honor killings.

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  28. Destitute Moslem family can afford a tailored kiddy-burka for just one of their girl-children, but a package of Hefty trash bags provides the crafty newcomers with a work-around for the young’uns. Bonus: depending on how many girls Allah blesses them with, those in the pipeline already have their outfits paid for!

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  29. Jihad camouflage!!!
    Public Service Announcement- To all Americans, stop using black colored trash bags for your own protection…Repeat…To All Americans, stop using…..

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  30. NaturalBoredCtizen

    After putting all the garbage at the curb, Mahomet and Hussein wondered all evening why there were no women to beat.

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  31. Trash is Camouflaged as Terrorist, or is Terrorist Camouflaged as Trash?

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  32. New neighbors heed advise to assimilate and ‘blend’ into communities so as not to raise any red flags.

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  33. Recycling has finally reached full circle. “From the Dump-Back to the Dump”

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  34. Islamic identity crisis.

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  35. Guess which bags are “real” Trash and which bags are Victims of Islam….

    God Bless the woman of Islam that have suffered so bad without a voice or Peep from the Democrats that claim them they are for Women’s Rights….

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  36. Chuck Schumer takes to the streets of Brooklyn with his grandson to hand out hijabs and prayer dresses at NYC’s first annual Support Undocumented Transvestite New York Immigrants (SUNTRANNY) rally.

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  37. Hiding in plain sight taken to the next level.

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  38. Hold your breath and don’t move. This is our only way to escape Sharia.

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  39. Yeah. They take after their mother’s side of the family.

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  40. These new hefty trash bags hold twice as many Muslims than the old bags did for the same price

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  41. “Mom, does this burkah make me look dumpy?”

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  42. WhiskeyTangoCrockpot7

    “If the Zionists hadn’t masterminded 9/11 and then blamed it on us, people would’ve never grown to hate us so much, and we wouldn’t have to resort to lame camo tactics like this.”

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  43. I don’t know why she got so mad. All I said was; “You have three lovely children”.

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  44. And now…..(drum roll)….Will the real ragheads please stand up.

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  45. Muhammed? Fetullah? Is that you? Stop fooling around, we’re late for the beheading…

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