Michelle Obama’s swinging nuts on the Ellen DeGeneres Show

White pants are unforgiving.

Not only do they show every stain, white pants also reveal bulges.

Mooch made the mistake of wearing white pants when she went dancing on the Ellen DeGeneres show, which was aired on CBS on March 16, 2015.

I had posted on Mooch’s penis-shaped bulges in “Is this Michelle Obama’s weenie?,” including these screenshots.

Michelle's weenie

Now, thanks to a post on a reader’s blog, saboteur365, we have visual evidence of not just Mooch’s penis but “her” swinging nuts as well.

Below is a video of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, which I’d set to begin at the 2:27 mark when Mooch stands up and we can see the crotch of “her” white pants. Please note that this is an official video from The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which means the GIFs that I made from the video have not been “photoshopped” or tampered.

Here are two screenshots I took before the dancing begins, of a small bulge on the right side (our left) of Mooch’s crotch.

mooch-on-ellen-degeneres-show

Beginning at the 5:09 mark, you can see Mooch’s nuts swinging. Here’s a GIF I made of those seconds:

michelle_obama_s_swinging_nuts_on_ellen_degeneres_show

Here’s a GIF of Mooch’s swinging nuts in slow motion:

michelle_obama_s_swinging_nuts_on_ellen_degeneres_show_slow_motion

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~Eowyn

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29 responses to “Michelle Obama’s swinging nuts on the Ellen DeGeneres Show

  1. So, tell us something we didn’t know………………….

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  2. William Brandon Shanley

    You’re brutal! Ha-ha!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. The horror… the horror…

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Hilarious! + Disgusting, gaaah! Great job, though, on continuing to expose the Obama Frauds, lol! 😀

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Kevin J Lankford

    Apparently he/she likes going “commando”.

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  6. YIKES!

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  7. Not to play Devil’s Advocate, but, all things considered, couldn’t the bulge, singular or plural, be a feminine hygiene device, a sanitary napkin?
    You know me: I am NO FRIEND of the Obamas.
    I also don’t see any Adam’s Apple on Michelle’s throat. I say Michelle Obama is a woman. And that Barack Obama is not much of a man!

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    • I have never seen a sanitary pad sway to the music. Go back and watch the videos. This thing moves with the beat!

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    • Have you seen a sanitary pad/napkin, Steven? They’re much bigger than Mooch’s small, ball-shaped swinging thingie. Nor is it a tampon: wrong shape; plus if it’s a loose tampon, it would have fallen out of “her” pants.

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      • I’ve seen them (unfortunately). Who knows—maybe she was wearing TWO???
        Well, you know the Beltway: NOTHING is as it seems!

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      • Besides, a normal woman would never go on TV and engage in a dance routine wearing WHITE pants during her period while using a sanitary pad! That’s crazy and just asking for trouble. moochelle is definitely a man. Notice, moochelle is bigger and taller than everyone on the dance floor. I have two tall nieces, one is 6′ and the other 5’10 and they look proportional. moochelle looks like a heifer.

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    • Briefly, Steven: No, no, no, and no.

      Is there anything else I can help you with, in the interests of handling this matter in the most even-handed, one-off way, as well as helping the world to experience di-freaking-ver-shity as Mooch as possible? OK, well, butt please let me know, as I’m from Chicago and we DO know… Arghh!

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  8. Guess sheit ran out of duct tape.

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  9. swinging nuts

    LOL – Glad I didn’t have a mouthful of Coke when I saw that.

    Ever tried to clean that stuff off of a keyboard?

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  10. Lol…the slow mo was telling. Initially thought there was something loose in a pocket but noticed these pants have no pocket.

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  11. Maybe she is a hermaphrodite? Like a little bit of both? Ugh.

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  12. HeShe could be the sideshow at the Circus…. Oh Crap…. the Circus went out of business….

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  13. Between the post and the comments, I may not survive this choking fit, my beverage was hot coffee…. I needed a new laptop anyway. Sheit was a corker..at first I thought it was representing an accent…oh boy. Good one Dr. E., unrelenting.

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  14. Let’s face it Mooocheele is really the Loch Ness monster, abet wearing makeup. Still it is fugly.

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  15. This demonstrates that our Country has been TAKEN OVER,
    for a PEDOPHILE like OBAMA who is involved in SEX SLAVERY and a wife who is a MAN to have been APPOINTED to our PRESIDENCY-do you think the powers that be didn’t know who these two are???
    It is time for the People to come together and REFORM THIS EVIL PERVERTED GOVERNMENT IN DC

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  16. hvgarvey@comcast.net

    Hi:

    I’m glad you’re reposting this article; it’s hilarious. Sad, of course, considering the implications of it all, but hilarious.

    hvg

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  17. over size clits…..

    Like

  18. Pretty sure it isn’t her coin purse.

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