The ‘I’m too sexy’ Caption Contest

This is the 143rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

katie-couric

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 14, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my audio-caption:

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

See also:

~Eowyn

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48 responses to “The ‘I’m too sexy’ Caption Contest

  1. I’m so sexy people want to shoot themselves….that’s why I’m so anti-gun. How can someone enjoy my incredible beauty with a gaping head wound?

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  2. Hangin’ with psychos and pedos makes this leathery old bag frisky

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  3. “I AM smiling!”

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  4. Is that Marcie Darcie

    Better Tranquilize and Tag this one.

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  5. Blondie says : I’m a 38 -22 – 35 gal , do you want to meet ?
    Men say : This is not the visually impaired area of the dance floor , we CAN see you , unfortunately

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  6. traildustfotm

    😀

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  7. “Katie Couric, you’re fired.”

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  8. Now that Megan’s gone maybe I’ll have a shot at FOX

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  9. Get over yourself Katie. You aren’t sexy, you WERE “cheerleader cute” but that was 40 years ago.
    Now you’re a washed up sandy hooker on your way to jail.

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  10. ” Is that Rachel Madcow in drag ” ?????????????

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  11. This fat sow called red-staters, and by implication, all of us who lean to the right of center, “the great unwashed middle of the country.“ Frankly, the red staters’ personal hygiene is quite good, as most shower every day. The blue-staters, on the other hand, such as inner city gang-bangers, drug addicts, drunks, serial breeders, and those sucking off the welfare teat, are quite well known for not showering or bathing for weeks, months, even years. You can tell becuase you can smell them miles away..

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  12. at the black and white occult party, katie was caught conjuring her demon spirit nae nae

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  13. I’m too sexy for my gender,
    too sexy for my transgender,
    too sexy for my reptile eye….lizard person pose…

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  14. No wonder Anderson Cooper turned gay!

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  15. Kevin J Lankford

    What!!…What do ya mean you can’t see me now??

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  16. So much for aging “gracefully”.

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  17. Ugly feminist Satanists for Hilary!

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  18. “I shake my BIG TUSH on the cat walk”.

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  19. Watch me, I’m about to bust out my Hillary moves!

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  20. Forgetting to take her pain medicine before dancing, Katie tries to hide the discomfort in her arthritic hip and leg…….Ouch!

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  21. Kevin J Lankford

    Has any body seen my hat? It’s big and black and pointed on top……….Yes my broom too.

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  22. …I’m an anchor, you know what I mean
    And I had a little fall off the catwalk
    Yeah, off the catwalk
    Off the catwalk, yeah
    Yeah, I shook my big ass off catwalk….

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  23. I am woman, hear me roar, as a presstitute and bore!

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  24. It looks like Lena Dunham did lose a couple pounds.

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  25. I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its heath benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

    Katie Couric Dance Machine

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  26. I may not have Betty Davis eyes , but I’m getting close to having Hillary Clinton size thighs

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  27. She looks like KFC’s Liberal Bucket: no breasts, meaty thighs and a couple of left wings.

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  28. “Watch me trip trip, watch me neigh neigh””

    Like

  29. Katie is reacting to pin sticks to a voodoo doll created in her likeness.

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  30. You’re next “Big Boy!”

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  31. Try dancing with a stick up your ass like Katie and learn it’s not all that easy

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  32. “I’m a has been and you know what that means,
    I had a little turn in the spotlight,
    Yeah, in the spotlight,
    The spotlight, yeah,
    I’m desperate to stay in the spotlight!”

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  33. The “Adam Lanza” quick draw.

    Couric rehearsing her next gun-grabbing school false-flag shooting reenactment appearance.

    BTW: Couric is another of the over represented in media Khazarian (Only 1.73% of US pop.).

    An American citizen, not US subject.

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  34. WARNING: Cougar in heat!

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  35. (Voiceover) “This is Katie Couric for Depends. Any time you feel like bustin’ a move during a Satanic Dance Party and worry about also bustin’ your butt’s contents at the same time, DO WHAT I DO and wear Depends! It’s what all the old washed up has been Hollywood pimp types wear!”

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  36. At the 50 Shades of Grey party, Katie Couric demonstrates how easy it is to walk while wearing a butt plug.

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  37. Does this Pose make me look Stupid?

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  38. ManCavePatriot

    I feel a ‘colonic’ coming on.

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  39. Michael Richardson

    Let loose the Kraken!

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  40. Cootie Couric

    Like

  41. Caption: Failed TV Anchor employed as Dance Instructor.

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  42. John Tollefson

    Anyone know the bed bug dance. I ain’t from around here.

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