The marriage made in Hell Caption Contest

This is the 142nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

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About the GIF: At Donald Trump’s inauguration as America’s 45th President on January 20, 2017, the video camera caught 70-year-old Bill Clinton salivating at Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, 35.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 31, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

In Hell, Bill and Hillary relive their marriage of betrayal, recrimination, and betrayal again and again and again, until the end of time . . . .

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Éowyn

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44 responses to “The marriage made in Hell Caption Contest

  1. The Old Horndog-in-Chief! Who can blame him? (Even his ball-and-chain agrees!)

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  2. How can I ditch this bitch and get with Ivanka for a night.

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  3. Hillary never looked that good.

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  4. Hillary: I was thinking the same thing!

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  5. Shut up Hillary I’m busy!

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  6. Hillary : ” What does she have that I don’t ? ”
    Bill : ” 30 less lbs. , a dress instead of those ugly pantsuits , and she likes men ! “

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  7. Killary wanted to control the country, but she can’t even control her own husband.

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  8. Bill: “Ivanka, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit”
    Killary: “Let’s put our heads together and make it a loveseat”

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  9. Hmmmm, pizza for lunch!!

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  10. Looks like Biden is doing his best ” Slick Willie ” imitation behind her . He’s been known to play a little grab ass also .

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  11. Bill: ‘Kinda glad Trump won….yum…more eye candy’.

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  12. The “lecher” and the “liar”

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  13. “Oh lordy, I can just taste that Gurkha right now . . . . “

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  14. A dog will be a dog! No insult meant to our canine friends!!!!!! No worries here as this LADY has taste!

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  15. Kevin J Lankford

    Seen in the cloud over bill’s head:….Oh Yeah..Ivanka…..I don’t care whose your daddy……looken better than Mondale’s daughter……Don’t look at me like that hillary, the people done voted you out a here.

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  16. Ivanka’s looking hot over there, but what’s that I keep smelling over here?

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  17. Kerry Luomala

    That’s it, I’m turning Republican!

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  18. Roger Brent Locke

    Ivanka has full command of the Clintons, Bill’s eyes glazing over and Hillary’s tongue fighting to get out…

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  19. F-off nasty losers. Donald is going to teach me how to win again.

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  20. Helene Pineau

    Look at the bright side Hillary, at least he isn’t lusting after Michelle/Michael Obama.

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  21. She’s worth the ass kickin’ I’ll get tonight. I wanta Ivanka.

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  22. Kevin J Lankford

    Are you serious??…Would you rather I be staring over there at that tranny obama calls his wife???

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  23. Bill: Damn-I’d definitely do HER…
    Hillary: SURE you would-‘course you’d do Barack’s wife,too….

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  24. Bill: Ivanka’s a “looker” alright, but I like ’em younger .. a LOT younger.

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  25. Don’t want to enter this for competition…but just LOOK at Hillary’s fixed “Hillary campaign smile.” She’s saying….”BILL…NOT ANOTHER SKANK!” The reason I don’t want to enter this is b/c Evanka is toes and head ABOVE anything anyone could call a “skank,” even IF Hillary might or could or have reason to think of something like that out of her own experience with Bill or her own reasoning.

    Aside: Evanka on the Electoral Ball night was the most GLAMOROUS, most glowing, best-dressed, IMO….that’s just ME…..a lowly art/design college major….who has taught this for years……Melania was beautiful and classy…but Evanka was most devine, and I’m so sorry her likeness/dress will not be the one immortalized in the Natural History Museum in the “First Ladies” section…I respect Melania for dealing with something she was thrust into unsuspectingly, it seems…and that she will support her husband as he toils onward…whether it was in his own business when she married him…or now…in the big business of pulling this country into a 21st century American business economy….so much neglected/not-anticipated by the previous admin..But, Evanka is a “scrapper,” a chip off the “old block’ with a softer edge….with a style and business sense to match her dad…….

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  26. PROOF OF WHY VIAGRA SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL

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  27. Maybe Bill will convert to being a Republican after all!

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  28. Hillary: Poker Face – Bill: Poke Her Face

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  29. Two nasty women and a horndog

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  30. How can I get away from my nut case wife?

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  31. Hillary : ” Remember when I looked like that ” ?
    Bill : ” Was that on Fantasy Island ” ?

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  32. While salivating, Bill thinks: If only I were 30 years younger and she was blind….
    While staring Hilary thinks: Why would today be any different?

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  33. “A dog being a Dog!” PS no insult meant to our canine friends!

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  34. Bill: Erectile Dysfunction
    Hillary: Electile Dysfunction

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  35. One thing he won’t ogle, Moochelle, not even by accident.

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  36. Kevin J Lankford

    That’s alright bill…I’ll get my revenge when we get home……..No divorce for you…No divorce for you…..ha..ha..ha..ha.ha

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  37. Bill will get some young tail until he croaks

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  38. Hillary: ” I wonder how much those guys charged to off Vince Foster?”

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  39. Hmmmm…..I wonder if she needs an intern.

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  40. Limbaugh is right, conservatives are hotter than Democrats,

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  41. Observation:
    It just struck me, reading these clever captions, that those alluding to Bill not oggling Michelle Obama are onto something. Indeed, Bill Clinton the Lecher in Chief had NEVER leered at Mooch, aka Michael, which may be an indicator that Bill knows!

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