The Muslim mass wedding Caption Contest

This is the 139th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Muslim wedding photoAbout the pic: Muslim veiled brides and their grooms attend a mass wedding in Amman July 29, 2005. Some 124 Muslim couples tied the knot on Friday in the 12th group wedding staged by Al-Afaf. Photo by Reuters/Ali Jarekji

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 20, 2016.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Ringwraiths of Islam

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

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52 responses to “The Muslim mass wedding Caption Contest

  1. Kevin J Lankford

    Some body help me please…..Has any body seen my bride???

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  2. Thank Allah for the Hefty CinchSac with Draw String.

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  3. This years Goats In Drag apparel was provided by Musky’s Mosque ..

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  4. Trick or Treat…..

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  5. Is it ok to remove the chair covers now? My boyfriend and I would like to sit down.

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  6. 124 Muslim girls at their 9-year old birthday party.

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  7. The lonesome, moaning lowing in the goatshed will go on for hours tonight.

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  8. Wait! Wait! Who gets the cute one in front on the left?

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  9. Sorry u can’t see my face, I’m not a virgin!

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  10. Are there really females under all the clothing ? Or did they train their sheep to stand at attention ?

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  11. Good thing they kept the donkeys away . Or it would have been called an ” Ass wedding “

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  12. Talk about a great chance for wife swapping!

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  13. “You female dogs, I said say cheese or you will be stoned.”
    “You don’t smell like my bride.”
    “Anyone have an extra bride for Mohammed?”
    “Eenie Meanie Minee Mohammed”
    ” But Ahmed, can I believe you when you say I’ll always be your only true bedsheet?”

    Class of 2016 Terrorists with their human bomb companions just before boarding the Catholic Charities private jet heading for Waukeegan.

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  14. It’s a quaint tradition observed for over 1,000 years. Instead of “You may now kiss the bride”, the imam concludes with ” Unwrap them and see who you got!”

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  15. You said the Grand Wizard would be here.
    Where’s the Grand Wizard?
    Well.
    Where is he?

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  16. It didn’t matter they were switched at birth. No one could ever tell.

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  17. my comments are being blocked

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  18. Not to put too fine a point on it, but has anybody seen my gal?

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  19. My big-fat-spouse-swap wedding!

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  20. Sure hope it’s a woman under there .. on second thought, what difference, at this point, does it make?

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  21. DrE
    No, I meant a comment I tried to post earlier
    Not potty talk but references to mideastern religion
    but I got a pop up saying it was blocked.
    I think it was some words I used in it.
    That’s my guess. never got that pop up before.

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  22. “OK before we continue, someone call room service for some fresh sheets”

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  23. click
    The next slide shows the aftermath of the explosion set by devout Sunnis against the infidel Shiite dogs.

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  24. Dominique Ruddy

    Ummm yeah, change of plans. Make that three – I’ll take the two girls as well!

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  25. This is a joke, right? I mean, once the music stopped, how can I be sure I ended up with Naomi, and not with Ingrid?! [btw–this is Sweden isn’t it?!]

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  26. “Eenie-meanie-minee-moe, catch your bride by the toe–if she hollers don’t let go–eenie-meanie-minee-NO!”

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  27. “I now pronounce you man and curtains. You may kiss the drapes!”

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  28. A screen shot from the new movie the Muslims meet the mummies.

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  29. I’m actually glad I can’t see your face, because I’m probably gonna kill you anyways.

    Welcome to the wild world of Islam.

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  30. “Hey little sister, what have you done?” Muslim version of Billy Idol’s White Wedding.

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  31. Looks like the Klan and ISIS are going to the prom.

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  32. If pedophile rape was good for Mohammed, it’s good for us, too.

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  33. And that was the last time little Jimmy disguised himself as a ghost to scare his parents.

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  34. ” now Everyone meet at comet pizza for the reception “

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  35. Just can’t TOP these so far…..all hilarious and deserving of notice. IMO, best topic and entries EVER 🙂

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  36. Surprise! Surprise! Guess who??

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  37. Everyone,listen up: It’s time to congratulate your neighbor…I want everyone to shake hands with the person on their right.

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  38. We shall proceed, the Mehers have all been signed.

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  39. ” is there a reason I can’t see her face before I marry her? “

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  40. Pedophiles on parade.

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  41. And that’s how I ended up married to my sister.

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  42. Today in the news; 24 muslim men married two 6 year old girls, while in the presence of the dead ghosts of their terrorist pass. Sources say they will be honeymooning at the Comet Pizza….

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  43. Gee, I just got married and don.t know which one is my bride. I may be married to them all.

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  44. Huma?
    Which one is MY Huma?
    Humaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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  45. When I take your Veil off and realize you’re only nine years old am I going to prison?

    Prophet Mohamed (peace to you) would be Proud…..

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