Thursday Funny! The Pope & the Donald

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht.

The Pope accepted.

During lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to retrieve the hat, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I’ll get it.”

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

That afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN reported the incident as their cover story.

Their banner headlines read,

“TRUMP CAN’T SWIM!”

H/t FOTM‘s josephbc69

~Eowyn

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12 responses to “Thursday Funny! The Pope & the Donald

  1. A little holiday humor:)

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  2. hahahaha! Love it!

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  3. That is great!!!

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  4. OH AM I GOING TO PASS THAT ONE AROUND TO THE SORE LOSERS, GAD!
    —My X was in full melt-down ready to kill me, and of course I could not resist fanning the flames at every opportunity!!!

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  5. Haha, so true! Nothing like a good MSM-Pope & Trump joke!

    ~~~

    LOL at Paul Blake’s comment. Here’s someone else having a meltdown, that I think FOTM will enjoy!

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  6. Pingback: Thursday Funny! The Pope & the Donald — Fellowship of the Minds | kommonsentsjane

  7. Speaking of the Pope, evidently he gave comments yesterday re Fake News & Disinformation, likening them to a “morbid fascination with excrement.” Lol. Can’t argue w/that (unless he’s referring to us on the internet rather than MSM, but it sounded like he meant MSM).

    Saboteur has the full Pope Poop Scoop from Reuters:

    https://saboteur365.wordpress.com/2016/12/08/man-in-funny-hat-who-lives-in-vatican-says-fake-news-a-sin-like-a-fascination-with-poop/

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  8. Good one. Copied to my email and off she goes!

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  9. Hilarious!

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