Wednesday Funny: Poor Canada…they will need a wall!


The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The election of Republican Donald Trump is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors  global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.


“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.   “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken.  When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.  When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.


Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ‘50s.

“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.


Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.


“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said.  “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?



11 responses to “Wednesday Funny: Poor Canada…they will need a wall!

  1. Do these Liberals know that up here winter can last from November to April?

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  2. Pingback: Wednesday Funny: Poor Canada…they will need a wall! — Fellowship of the Minds | kommonsentsjane

  3. Hill-ary-ous writing!! Their Queen is drunk, drugged & raging, & they are now self-imposed orphans without a country. Liberal ReFUgees, oh let it become a Reality!

    Was that Ottowa resident Henry Makow? Lol. He has often said Liberal Arts degrees are the biggest waste of time & $$ ever!

    On a serious note, I saw tweets the past few days that DeNiro & family had been approved to live in Spain. Is he GONE YET?!

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    • Well, if DeNiro & family are leaving, at least one of the Hollywood blow hearts is keeping his word! Good riddance!

      DCG . . . this gave me a tremendous laugh this morning. Thank you.

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  4. Art History Ba-Ha-Ha.
    I guess the dreadlocks and tats don’t have anything to do with it either.
    So persecuted. poor snowflake.

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    • Or not bathing, judging by the photo. It’s been all the rage among grad students since popularized by MAS*H as a shibboleth for the anti-American Left on campus.

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  5. Very funny, and the descriptions apply as well to the limp-wristed fruitcakes at National Review, Fox News, and the rest of Cuckservatism, Inc


  6. A great way to start the day with a little chuckle. Nice job,

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  7. Good One!
    I thought Cher said she was moving to Jupiter? I’M WAITING…

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  8. George Sore-arse is currently organising protesters to surround the homes of the “I’m leaving” alleged celebrities and mindlessly chant… ” You said you’d go…now on your way…You said you’d go…now on your way..”


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