The evil queen Caption Contest

This is the 136th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

queen-hillary

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Why aren’t I 50 points ahead, you deplorable little people??*#@!!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

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35 responses to “The evil queen Caption Contest

  1. “Balls, said the Queen, If I had two, I’d be the King!”

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  2. Silence! I kill you!!!!

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  3. OFF with their heads!

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  4. lifestyles of the ‘witch’ and famous

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  5. Anyone seen Huma lately? Where could she be?

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  6. Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline will perform on guillotine. What a scene! What a scene!

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  7. As to the caption contest , the witch resembles Marie Antoinette , ” Let the peasants eat what I will ALLOW them , as long as it doesn’t offend anyone “

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  8. With the soul of a demon and an aura of insanity, the queen dreams of controlling a world without borders.

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  9. Captain America

    Hillary’s dream, to look like Marty Feldman in drag. Nailed it!

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  10. William Brandon Shanley

    “Let them eat fake.”

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  11. We are going to take things away from you deplorable on behalf of the common good.

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  12. queen Hillary to Anthony weiner: “off with his head!”

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  13. I opened the pickle jar and the people elected me queen…..only in America.
    Little did they know that Donna Brazile opened it ahead of time for me.

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  14. “Huma, I command you to dance naked in front of Doug Shoen then bring me his head on a platter.”

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  15. Does this dress make my butt look big?

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  16. Title of Picture…

    Kankles in Repose

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  17. Bring me wenches!!!!!!!
    Large breasted wenches!!!!!!!!
    ….. and lots of bread.

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  18. nancyfitzpatrick319

    Pussy Galore

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  19. NaturalBoredCtizen

    You’re right! I smell boiled cabbage, urine and farts too!

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  20. It’s my Party and I’ll cry if I want to!
    (Hopefully will be appropriate Wednesday!)

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  21. Kevin J Lankford

    To HELL with the Inauguration…..I demand a Coronation.

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  22. My Depends is leaking.

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  23. the dress says it all….from queen of the lies to queen of the flies

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  24. Who the f@#%k brought me a BLUE DRESS???????

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  25. Behold the Harlot of Babylon!

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  26. “We need to delete the Queen’s letters asap!”

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  27. “Methinks I prefer my bejeweled pantsuit.”

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  28. ManCavePatriot

    My first decree as ‘Queen Of The NWO’ is to demand that ALL my subjects bow down and worship me as a goddess. To any who hesitate to follow this order, I have re-education facilities, administered by my advisor, Bill Ayers, to help with your mental disabilities which, by the way, the cost will be covered by Lifetime Obamacare/Hillarycare.

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  29. NaturalBoredCtizen

    Hillary. Hillary.. Hillary! HILLARY! HILLL AAAARRRY!!!! Holy shit she’s seized again get the pen and get her the fu#k away from the 9/11 memorial. God only knows where she’s gone this time, Here’s the van. Throw her dead limp ass in!

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  30. I hope this dress is big enough to stash all those bodies underneath. Mind my catheter while you do it though.

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  31. Say CHEESE to the New World Order you slaves!

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  32. I perfer my Burka

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