Teacher reveals she had to undergo surgery to remove a sex toy from her butt and tells us all about it on Facebook

Another reason to despise Facebook: Foregoing any sense of privacy, we get to hear all about the stupid things millennials do.

The teacher and mom with her boyfriend.

The teacher and mom with her boyfriend.

From Daily Mail: A student teacher was forced to undergo surgery to remove a seven-inch pink sex toy after it became lodged in her bottom. 

Mother-of-one Emma Phillips, 24, was feeling amorous with partner Lee Miller, 29, during the early hours of Saturday morning when the toy ‘disappeared’. She thought her boyfriend had hidden it, but after pressing down on her stomach, she realised it was inside her when she felt it ‘buzzing’.

Miss Phillips, from Wallasey, Merseyside, initially tried removing it at her home using a fork handle and barbecue prongs – but failed.  And bizarrely, she shared her experience by posting an update on her Facebook page while in hospital. 

She wrote: ‘When a bit of Saturday morning playtime results in spending the day in Wrexham hospital having a nice pink vibrator surgically removed from your bowel areas…. whilst it’s still vibrating. If you can’t on a Saturday when can ya?

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After being rushed to hospital to have the toy surgically removed, she is now speaking out to warn others not allow embarrassment to stop them seeking help if they find themselves in a similar predicament.

Miss Phillips said: ‘We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out. When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating – it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.’

The passionate pair tried to extract the toy, bought for £28 as part of a couple’s sex aid pack, using a variety of DIY methods but to no avail.

She added: ‘For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options. He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner. He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point – after an hour of trying – we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.’

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After initially seeing the funny side, Miss Phillips said that they quickly realised that she would need medical help. She added: ‘We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am. The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.’

Within five minutes an ambulance arrived and rushed the pair to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales. She spent the 45-minute journey perched on one of the seats and was hurried into a room for observations.

Doctors carried out an x-ray to work out where the still-buzzing vibrator was and realised it was too high up and would be too painful for them to manually extract it while she was awake. She said: ‘I think at that point it started getting quite serious.

‘The doctors were really good – they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief. At first we were jokey about it but then realised it wasn’t much of a joke especially when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn’t get it.’

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As she was being wheeled to theatre doctors told her if they couldn’t extract it rectally they would have to go through the bowel and take some out which could mean at least six months with a colostomy bag.

She said: ‘When he said that – that only when I woke up would I know whether they would have to cut me open – it was really scary.’

At 12pm Miss Phillips underwent the minute-and-a-half surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it. Doctors offered her the toy as a keepsake but she declined.

She was discharged at around 6.30pm before tentatively making her way home to see her two-year-old daughter. She said: ‘My daughter was staying with my mum and dad as I stayed at Lee’s the night before. I wasn’t going to tell them but then I was going into surgery I knew we were going to have to say something so I told my mum the real reason. I just took some painkillers and was told not to use stuff like that again until I was ready. I’ve learnt that I’ll need to be a bit more careful in the future.’

Miss Phillips added: ‘We weren’t going to do anything about it because of the embarrassment – there’s a big taboo about it – but we knew we needed help. I want to say a massive thank you to the ambulance crew and Wrexham Hospital staff who were really good, really reassuring and non-judgmental. There is a big taboo about this, but it really isn’t a big deal. You hear about people becoming really ill or even dying because they’re too embarrassed to get help – I would hate that to happen to someone.’

A Betsi Cadwaladr University Health Board spokesman said: ‘While we cannot comment on individual cases, we’re very pleased to hear that the lady in question was happy with the treatment she received while in our care. ‘We would always urge people to exercise the utmost care and caution to prevent any unfortunate or potentially dangerous repercussions, and to seek the right care if any accidents occur.’

DCG

35 responses to “Teacher reveals she had to undergo surgery to remove a sex toy from her butt and tells us all about it on Facebook

  1. that has to be one of the most disgusting stories i’ve heard in a long time and i’m pretty old. why did she feel the need to share it on facebook? is nothing sacred anymore?

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  2. Well isn’t that special.

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  3. Someone should have informed Emma ; the anal area was for out going mail , not incoming male ( or toys in this case )

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  4. What does she teach by the way ? Sex Ed ?……….Hopefully for her students , NOT

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  5. These people should not be allowed to reproduce! Had the surgery failed, she would have gotten honorable mention in one of the series of books celebrating Darwinian natural selection.

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  6. Alrighty then…

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  7. Turkey baster, plenty of KY, and Aloe Vera gel, and time!

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  8. This should have been a caption contest . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Her toy must have been powered by the Eveready bunny , it keeps going , and going …………………………

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  10. Having worked In a hospital in a major city with a huge gay population, oh the tales I could tell…no pun intended . (One was a champagne bottlle in the rectum, from which his friends were drinking). The stuff of staff legends.

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    • There was an account I heard way back in the late ’60’s from some women who worked as medics at the Army hospital, concerning some poor soldier who’d ended up with a Enden shampoo bottle lodged in his colon. I thought it was some kind of joke at first, because I’d never heard of such a thing! But, the medics told us that they’d seen the x-rays that proved the bottle was there! Things have only gotten worse over the decades, until now, even women are finding themselves having to have strange objects removed, surgically, from a place they should never have been found! I agree with the poster who wished for the Lord’s soon return, because, at this rate, things are growing worse exponentially, and people should be reminded of two places that really never saw what was coming their way–Sodom & Gomorrah. “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust”, is what should accompany any mention of those two ancient towns, along with “No need for a match with a glow-on like that one”.

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    • But, but, the gay “lifestyle” is normal and wonderful and we should not just tolerate it, but celebrate it! /sarc

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      • Eo, as bizzaro as the gay world can be, the ‘transgender’ ideology/BS is pure insanity, imo, of course. Now the only trans I know [formerly a perfectly healthy young woman] wants to be a male, and had her breasts ‘flattened’ or whatever it’s called. Two weeks ago s/he told me s/he wanted to get married and have a baby, maybe more than one.

        Hello, is this not a conversation sponsored by your local sanitarium? Because if s/he is supposed to be the husband-guy, then does she marry a real male to get impregnated by him, or does she have a fem wife and they get a sperm donor?

        In the ‘old days’ of my upbringing these people didn’t do self-mutilations but were butch/bull dykes who partnered w/a feminine Lesbian. Children were adopted, not the produuct of some insane coupling of unequal partners. Aarrgghhhh, can’t write about this anymore, my mind’s crumbling!!

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  11. The fact that anyone can think THIS generation will do ANY good for the world should be grounds for permanent admission to the insane asylum. Bottom line: when these people inherit the country, it’ll spontaneously combust.

    …probably from a blocked anal orifice.

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  13. I was wondering which school this sorry excuse of a woman & mother “student teaches” in, so I “googled” Wallasey, Merseyside. She’s in England.

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  14. She states that due to embarrassment she wanted to keep this episode quiet . . . yet she bombastically tells the whole world about it on FB. I would say she is really far and away to stupid to be teaching children. What a piece of work! She is just a disgusting woman, who has a disgusting boyfriend.

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  15. No day goes by without an affirmation of my premise that Western Civilization has ceased to exist. People like this give us clues to what the new, as yet unnamed civilization, will look like. Somehow, these people are growing up in a world where the anus is naturally regarded as a sex organ.

    In the good old days when the West was in its last throes, while most of us were growing up, “sex toys” were not something normal people talked about. But here it’s as natural-seeming as taking an aspirin for a headache.

    Now, uncomfortable as it is to mention, we are all aware that male homosexuals regard the anus as a sex organ. The Bible warns against it. But heterosexual girls?

    This article, 75 years ago, would be focused on perversion, and a crisis that makes these people even possible. Today, it’s assumed to be normal, a jokey miscalculation in sex-play.

    I truly hope Jesus returns quickly.

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    • One more thought. Going back to Mail to delete the notification of this post, I noticed the picture. The dude is probably not heterosexual. The girl, being of New Civ mind, accepted his homosexual perversity as completely reasonable. She could laugh it off, however health threatening the event became, because to retroactively become horrified would be to break the code of the New Civ’s ethos. And she knows the ethos, because she grew up into it.

      Kids that age, who grew up in the church, and don’t think that way, will find themselves increasingly aliens in an alien land.

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      • That was my immediate reaction to the photo as well–the boyfriend is a homosexual, and a sadist. Her lack of self-respect, fully demonstrated by her publicizing this incident and having sex with a male so utterly beneath her, reveals she was easy pickings. This young woman is a victim of the cruds who own Hollywood, TV, and the “music” industry, whose heads in any sane societies would be displayed on pikes as a warning to those who would defile our young women or are responsible for bringing it about as they no doubt ultimately are in this case.

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        • The man is in no way beneath her – they are a well-paired match. Both are morally and intelectually at the level of whale feces, but are not as useful as those feces.

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  16. DCG, I apologise to myself for having read this, but it is done. And the woman is a teacher?! I wonder what her future parent-teacher meetings will be about, get my family out of her class. Did she purchase that product as a shrink-wrapped impulse item at the checkout line of her local supermarket, take it home, and fail to read the instructions properly? Is she competing for the title of World Public Service Announcement Woman of 2016? Worse than it was in the time of Noah.

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  17. A proud moment, commemorated for all time on the Internet. How lovely for her child.

    My 19 year old son (who was publicly-schooled until 7th grade, at which point we homeschooled/unschooled) has always been able to talk about “anal” without blushing. This is an effect of the indoctrination he received in school; he surely didn’t learn this perversion at home! And it totally IS perversion.

    Sex is no longer love-making. It’s just animalistic rutting, but worse, it’s degraded beyond mere copulation, and is now nothing more than focused violence. Have you all taken a peek at pornography lately? I was absolutely astounded and disgusted by what’s freely available and easily found…it’s gut-wrenching. I have no idea how parents can truly protect their children from such filth, and once seen, can never be unseen.

    For the record, my son is not sexually active, by choice; he’s waiting until marriage. But he does feel marginalized and alienated from his peers to a degree, but he’s a determined, principled young man, and God-fearing. I know he’ll be blessed for it. Any girl would be lucky to get him.

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  18. Facebook has become a forum for self absorbed narcissists who can’t wait to tell the world about their mediocre lives. Guess what, we don’t care. If you must show a few pictures and keep quiet about the rest. In this case it’s like “look at me world, I’m blonde, semi sexy with an avant-garde sex life who likes to take things up my ass but sometimes screw up.” Guaranteed if the thing was in her vaginia she doesn’t post, but because we’ve become a gay friendly ass centered culture she thinks it’s cool. And a teacher no less.

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  19. The two of them are in a tie for a partial Darwin Award. You get a full Darwin when you mercifully leave this planet.

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  20. Disgusting that she has to let the whole world know I hope she NEVER gets a permanent position teaching ANYTHING. The term “educated stupid comes to mind. Also, I AGREE there’s definitely something seriously WRONG with that “dude” even the picture said “LOSER”

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  21. Those who engage in frequent anal sex will most likely result in a “leaky” anus as they get older. Abuse the sphincter muscle and you’ll be wearing Depends long before you should.

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  22. Dear Lord in Heaven…..

    Like

  23. I am going to re-think my stance on eugenics and depopulation. I might have been really wrong about that.

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  24. As much as I hate censorship and FB does it often, this would have been a great time to apply it. Imagine,the stimulation of ideas from this for the young population.

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  25. No commentary as to the well being of the plastic object – -will it recover?

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