The ‘legends in their own minds’ Caption Contest

This is the 134th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Kanya West crowns himself & familyAbout the pic: For their daughter North’s 2-year-old birthday, Kanye West lavished the girl with nearly $1 million in designer duds and accessories, including a jewel-encrusted tiara that he personally designed. Then Kanye surprised Kim Kardashian with her own tiara and a crown for himself. (Source)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 11, 2016.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

News Flash! Kim’s publicist just issued a photo of some of the $10 million worth of diamond zirconium jewelry taken by the bicycle robbers!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

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52 responses to “The ‘legends in their own minds’ Caption Contest

  1. The lovely couple now trying their hand at insurance fraud………

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  2. Coming to America 2: The Trash Struts its Stuff

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  3. Kevin J Lankford

    Prepping for their next trip to paris……

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  4. America’s First Family of Media Whoredom

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  5. “White” Trash

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  6. From riches to rags

    Who dat man wid the funny hat?

    Here’s your gift card for piercing and gang tats….

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  7. A million dollars on a tiara, and our kid’s still not pretty!

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  8. The Royal Family of the Dumpster Kingdom (nice t-shirt, your lowness)

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  9. they just became mormons, who get to rule their own planet when they die

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  10. King and Queen of the trailer park.

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  11. Kevin J Lankford

    Emperor’s clothes full of holes.

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  12. Toddlers and Tiara’s…….oh and baby North too.

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  13. Let’s see-we can say the crooks came through that shrubbery WITH GUNS!!,knocked ME out,then,uh,they knocked YOU out with ether,and um-North was asleep over here,and they stole all the jewelry and stuff and went back out where they came in…yeah,that’ll be how it happened DON’T tell ’em this stuff is the Fakes! Remember-THIS was the REAL stuff…..

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  14. My response would not be printable, so I’ll pass.

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  15. Chip em and Camp em…

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  16. SPOILTY not ROYALTY…off with their crowns!

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  17. Illustrative photo from a research article on genetic entropy and its deleterious effects on two subgroups of the human genome.

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  18. Wonder how much the payout will be if we FAKED her kidnapping – ring the insurance!!

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  19. Kayne West is thinking to himself “is little North’s butt gonna be as Big as Kim’s so we can keep this cash cow rolling?”.
    I’m a Bizness man…..

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  20. A Day On The Beach With Koonye, His Coal Burner, and Their Lump In A Tiara

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  21. Yo bitch…what you be thinkin bout the jewry an shit yo? Kno what I’m sayin? Yo.

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  22. Captain America

    Kanye likes fishdicks. That explains Kim.

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  23. Margo Charman

    Inspiration by Glinda, Good Witch of…the North!

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  24. Caption entry:
    “Now, North, smile nice for the paparazzi! You know I spent so much on this bling for you and your Momma that I can’t even afford a shirt that doesn’t have holes… maybe the folks seeing us will KNOW how much I love them (their money anyway) and they’ll want to give me some of their hard earned cash for my latest collection of sampled artifacts of a life spent denying reality in any form”…

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  25. The Heir Apparent to the King and Queen of Stupid.

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  26. BTM — Black Trash Matters.

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  27. “If anyone sees this picture will you please CPS so I can be adopted and get away from these Nut Jobs?”

    Signed,
    Baby North West

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  28. Baby North:
    ” I want a DNA test!”

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  29. Yo, Diddy!! Meet the real Queen B now, bi’atch!!!

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  30. The Eperor has moth-eaten clothes.

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  31. Hobbit royalty.

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  32. The Duke and Duchess of TMZ.

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  33. The Emperor has no mothballs.

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  34. The king and queen of Dumbassonia about to get a reality check as the little princess takes a royal dump in her custom made Kashmir diaper.

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  35. After I dispose of these royal fools, I will become Queen North West and this dynasty will be mine all mine! muhaaaaaahaaahaaahaa!

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  36. They said it wasn’t possible but have now been proven wrong. It actually IS possible to hate them more than we already did.

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  37. Oh, now I get it. She LIKES being tied up and robbed! This is known as “baiting the hook”

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  38. Kanye’s shirt has fewer holes than Kim’s robbery “story”.

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  39. This photo made me feel sad for these poor deluded ones, showing off their “Illuminati membership”—Satan reportedly promises his followers that he will make them all “kings & queens”. That is also the real reason all the children at birthday parties are given paper “crowns” to wear as “kings & queens”, though perhaps this is only in Britain, and entirely unbeknownst to the unsuspecting parents giving the parties. (It’s also reflected in C.S.Lewis’ supposedly “Christian” stories like “The Wardrobe” series, making all four children “kings & queens”, after the littlest girl is led off to spend the night with an ever-so-friendly satyr with a lewd name, and the smaller boy is kidnapped by a witch.) It’s so sad, because Satan’s followers find too late that all the money, fame and perverted pleasures in the world soon pall, leaving them empty. Satan’s “crowns” really are made of paper.

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  40. Kanye “Don’t worry baby, I still have to Go Fund Me up ” !!

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  41. Kim,
    ” I made North’s Tiara out of the Jewelry you claimed was Stolen to the Insurance company”.

    “They will never figure it out”.
    “Cha Chang”.

    “You understand we don’t have “Real Jobs” don’t cha.”

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  42. Coronation day in the Nation of Fools!

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  43. Burger King announces Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald mistress chosen to head new “Go Low” advertising campaign. McDonalds spokesman speechless.

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  44. How did we get on Gilligan’s Island?

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