The Drooling Judge Caption Contest

This is the 128th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic, of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dozing off at Obama’s 2015 State of the Union address:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg falls asleep at Obama' SOTU 2015You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest started, here’s my caption:

Justice Anthony Kennedy ponders:
“To be, or not to be–that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows sitting next to a drooling colleague
Or to take action against her raucous snores
And by waking her, end them.”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 19, 2016.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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55 responses to “The Drooling Judge Caption Contest

  1. MeThePeople

    Ginseng caught in one of her better moments

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  2. Hadenoughalready

    “Would someone please bury her before she starts to stink…?”

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  3. ” Listening to the pres is better than taking sleeping pills”

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  4. Channelling with her master.

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  5. “Weekend at Bernies” Supreme Court Edition

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  6. Robert bowling

    Dark haired lady behind her:
    Tell her not to be praying, she’ll get us in trouble .
    1rst Guy on the right of her:
    I’m not sure if she is praying or asleep.
    2nd guy on the right of her;
    Don’t get me involved with this.
    Man on left of her;
    They are gonna find out about, (about the party.
    Lady to the left of her;
    I told you not to do that last night, it was gonna have a bad effect.
    Lady with head down;
    This is so fun.

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  7. What an embarrassment!

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  8. Living proof that life time appointments to the Supreme Court is a bad idea.

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  9. Justice Anthony Kennedy fumes: “Right hand covering what her left hand is doing, has she no shame? Gad, she is at it again, will that woman ever STOP!’

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    • The truth of the matter, it turns out that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has Chemo Brain…A very powerful side effect of Chemotherapy!

      Reference:
      —Ginsburg is Chemo Brain …says natural nr – Godlike Productions
      http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3231767/pg1
      “Chemo Brain” impairs cognitive function. … Court Justice Ginsburg brain damaged by chemotherapy in 2009… “chemo brain” impairs cognitive function. The Trumpster is right: Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s ‘mind is shot’ because she was brain … ‘Populations That We Don’t Want to Have Too Many Of’, 07/10/09

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  10. One might conclude that Ruth has already moved to New ZZZ Land

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  11. “…and forgive us our trespasses,…”

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  12. Ruth Petersen

    I just heard from New Zealand …

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  13. Injustice Ginsberg praying at the feet of her Kenyan Messiah…..

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  14. Definition of a diehard libtard: Limited Attention Span

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  15. Rigor Mortis strikes the Judicial Branch……

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  16. “Get thee to a mortuary”

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  17. It seems Justice Ginsburg has recused herself from staying awake.

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  18. Ruth Vader Ginsburg channels the dark side for Emperor Soros.

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  19. Kevin J Lankford

    No need to wake her…….For all the good we do, we may as well all be asleep.

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  20. Forgot your Geritol, Granny Ginsberg?

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  21. (this is not a comment but I just noted Sotomayor’s masonic hand gesture)

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    • Me, too. Only Guy #2, Ginsburg, & Guy #4 are doing “normal” hands.

      Guy #1 on the left end (is that Roberts?) is making the SAME exact strange hands as Mike Pence did just last night on 60-Minutes w/Trump, ie, they are sticking their Index finger of their Left-hand through the “V” made by their Index-&-2nd fingers of their Right-hands.

      Compare Roberts’ hands (blow it up on browser, easier to see)…

      https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/ruth-bader-ginsburg-falls-asleep-at-obama-sotu-2015.jpg?w=500&h=338

      …With Mike Pence hands from 60 Minutes last night:

      So please tell us gents, is that normal for guys to do that?

      Then of course Trump is doing his normal “inverted pyramid” hand sign that he always does when in front of cameras (while sitting), whether TV cameras or stillshot Photog cameras. I wish he would STOP that!

      (And I wish I’d never learned about hand signs; see them everywhere, too often.)

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  22. Obama's boyfriend

    Please Lord let me find an affordable house in Australia. And please Lord, don’t let Rosie O’Donnell live near me. In Allah’s name.

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  23. She’s praying to her dark prince again in the hope he will extend her life for a third time.

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  24. To age with dignity is the task of every moment

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  25. Reblogged this on Patriotic Gofer and commented:
    Dear god who art in the White House
    Hollow be thy name
    Please, please, ple-e-e-e-a-s-e
    Don’t let Trump be the next President.
    Should you allow such to happen,
    Martial Law is out of the Question
    And I shall have to dwell in the house
    In New Zealand forever.

    ~hay men~

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  26. Heavy is the head that wears the ugly Judge Judy reject collar.

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  27. Justice Anthony Kennedy; “I hope her teeth don’t fall out”…

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    • Obozo and Hillary Style!
      Least of her worries, the old gal has been on Chemo, and was Chemo Brained. So she will be lucky if her brains don’t fall out!
      —Maybe that is why they nailed Justice Antony Scalia, figured one Chemo Brained Justice, deserves one Dead Justice! Ha, this used to be the kind of Vendetta brutality relegated to Third World Countries, but we are entering the New World Order, Obozo and Hillary Style!

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  28. The naughty Supremes engaged in a game of seated Charades during the President’s address. Ginsburg’s turn was the Famous Paintings category, Whistler’s Mother. She was a dead ringer.

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  29. Scott Merson

    “Just one more bucket of wine and I’ll marry a goat and a Muslim on the steps of the American supreme Court”

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  30. Wouldn’t you think at some point she’s look in the mirror and common sense would take over?

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    • Moot point ; liberals have no concept of common sense , that is why the are liberal

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    • Chemo Brain overrules common sense! Chemotherapy…the idea is to poison the patient hoping the cancer will die first. Two out of one hundred, that is the number of patients that will last 5 years after the Chemo, you can do better than that eating apples every day…

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  31. Who says her farts don’t stink

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  32. She’s dead, Jim.

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  33. Chief Justice Roberts says, “This has got me worried. Two down and seven to go. And then there were none.”

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  34. Biased, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life Ruthie.

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  35. Ruth, you’re making it a bit obvious that you didn’t vote for our new President!

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  36. “How do I get to New Zealand?” Rabid Liberal Ruth Ginsburg:on US Inauguration Day 1-20-2017

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  37. Leon Williams

    Lord, I do believe in Trump, I DO I DO I DO!

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  38. The Xanax kicked in.

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  39. WAYNE JOHNSON

    Laugh-In all over again Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg!

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  40. ah! that’s where I put my gum!

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  41. Golden slumbers. She can’t carry that weight.

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  42. You would think with a head the size of a baseball, it would be easy to keep up!

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  43. 1) This is why dead people must NEVER be allowed to serve on the Supreme court. They flip flop all over the place.
    2) Ever see the movie, “Weekend at Ginsberg’s”?
    3) “Scientists now have proof that Obama’s speeches can kill. Please do not expose yourself and listen to tainted speeches from president obama. The dead woman seen in this photo is tragic evidence of the toxic effects of his lies. This has been a public service announcement.”

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  44. Justice Roberts – Listen to this guy. And I thought MY ADHD was bad!
    Justice Kennedy – She does this all the time. It all started at that Dalai Lama Interfaith prayer thing.
    Justice Ginsberg – Zzzzzzz…ffffffffffffffffffth. Where’s Waldo? Zzzzz.
    Justice Brier – Think of a happy place, happy place.
    Justice Sotomayor – We are Siamese if you please, buh-dum-dum-dum…

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  45. “Somebody, puhleeeeze bring me my Narcolepsy medicine!”

    ~~~

    Lee Thomas above had a funny one! Ditto Lola #1, Kevin J Lankford & others!

    Didn’t know about her chemo brain; that might explain some of her problem, + old age. She really should be home w/family & not trying to “hold down a job”!

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  46. Kevin J Lankford

    Dang!!…..Is there a prize for “dissenting” votes??

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  47. OMG! Is that like a wart?

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  48. He didn’t know Ruth’s “trigger word” … like “holy ghost” to Al Roker

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  49. IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………..have become………comfortably numb.

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