Tweets reveal Americans really are getting more stupid

Attention!

This post is an IQ test.

If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with the 17 tweets below, you’ve failed the IQ test.

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H/t FOTM’s maziel

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~Eowyn

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38 responses to “Tweets reveal Americans really are getting more stupid

  1. These tweets are unbelievable! Did these people go to school?

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  2. Too many “Sighs*, Too many 😦

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  3. Obviously these future leaders of America are the products of our K-12 edumacation systems; remember “OBE” (outcome-based education)?” The dumber ones are probably college grads!

    We can be thankful for one thing, however–there will always be a need for garbage truck drivers and other public employees, so they need not fear being gainfully employed.

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    • These morons won’t be driving the garbage trucks, they’ll be too busy rummaging through the barrels.
      If the SHTF, people, like these, would starve to death in a fully stocked grocery store without a microwave.

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        • “Pain”?
          Ya, maybe growing pain – as in girth. How about chest pain from the cholesterol blocking your arteries. Or constipation from all those burgers n chips they shovel down their throats while playing video games in their parents’ cellars waiting for their next Food Stamp card to come in?

          You wanna starve a democrat – hide their checks under their work boots (if they have any).

          I continue to remain disgusted!

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  4. Thank you for crossing out my identity on my tweet.

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  5. I think the first one about barraco barner was actually a British woman. It’s not just you americans.

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  6. Oh my! Let’s hope they are also too dumb to find a voting booth in the next presidential election.

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  7. Oh, my Oh my! We are doomed.

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  8. Future Jurors of America…

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  9. I can’t decide which one is the most stupid tweet! But the “49 states” one REALLY made me laugh!
    Quite a sad state of affairs when people tweet such stupid statements. What’s worse is that they don’t even realize how ignorant they are.

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  10. WOW! And I thougth we were just “in trouble”. There’s another term for where we REALLY ARE but I can’t type it here….

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  11. Those tweets validate my daily outburst when encountering people on my walks: “America is a nation of morons with smart phones!”

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  12. If the Tweets are representative of Americans having received public school education, or from those still in school, what does that say about the school teachers? This is really not surprising considering the frequency of news concerning the brain-dead comments and inane decisions made by teachers and school administrators.
    That aside, I clicked on the seventh hyperlink above: ‘Former TN vice mayor caught masturbating while driving 90 mph.’ The following statement by one of the witnesses:
    ‘Witness Kelly Street said, “After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going ‘please, please’ (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I… show me your. At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad. I wouldn’t look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly.”’
    Now please…! If he showed his penis out of the window then the instrument must have been the equivalent length of that of a shire horse or an elephant, which would be around 30″ to 36″ long, which would be in the book of Guinness World Records. I think not! She claims to have seen this driving at 90 mph. Then she wrote his tag number on her hand – at 90 mph! Was she steering with her feet. And the police believed her! Whew!

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  13. A very pertinent question comes to mind . . . is this why we have to give preference to some minorities when it comes to admission to colleges? These poor folks would be totally left behind even if they got into college due to preferential treatment. Not only is the saddest thing possible–look at the ramifications for our country. There really should be some sort of proficiency test before giving folks the right to vote . . . a test other than “I want more free stuff!”

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  14. unfortunately, this just shows how common core is very “successful” in our country….
    the worst ones for me: the question about a baby getting pregnant if the mother is pregnant and has sex, car on the ice, and cell phone “charged” (more like fried) in the microwave….wow!

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  15. My first thought was that these Tweets HAD to be made up-NOBODY could be THAT stupid. Then I started remembering the young “adults” I see on the News every day,and I realized THESE are probably among the SMARTER ones-the REALLY stupid ones couldn’t figure out HOW to Tweet. I am SO glad I’m not a “Twit”…

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  16. Yep, we’ve got a CARNIVAL OF IGNORANCE, Folks, and it’s only about to get worse! “This way to the egress!”
    Actually, the tweet about “can your baby get pregnant?” reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode in which a daughter is older than her own mother! (And it reminds me of another Twilight Zone episode, “The Obsolete Man”!)

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    • Steve, my father was born in 1905 and immigrated here in 1927, so he lived his prime years during the Depression and WW2. During the Depression a lot of neighbourhoods had residents performing plays and music in their homes, as they couldn’t afford theatres, etc.

      However, as a plumber, he made $5 a day, a good income then, so he went one Saturday to see a movie about Cleopatra, as he was a history buff [must be where I got my inclination!]. He was astounded that in the movie version she committed suicide with a revolver!

      He didn’t think people in Hollywood were that ignorant. This shows stupidity & ignorance are very long-term complementary partners.

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  17. Email from my friend, John Molloy, Chairman of the National Vietnam & Gulf War Veterans Coalition:

    “Here in Gettysburg, I have come across some touring the battlefield who have asked: What did they do with all the monuments during the battle? You cannot fix stupid. Most stupid people are arrogant in their stupidity.”

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  18. Pretty sad the level of stupidity south of the border, that not an insult but years of observations and admissions of Americans themselves about their less then bright countrymen that walk amongst them. I guess what the elites are doing is working to dumb down the masses. I saw a clip recently where a guy on the street offered men and women a choice for a free ice cold chocolate bar or 10 oz. of pure silver ….. you guessed it they all took the chocolate bars ,,,,, not one realized silver was the better deal and worth much more then a chocolate bar

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  19. Of course there are NO stupid people in the Great White North. They all come down here-for all the FREE STUFF!

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  20. Perhaps if we removed the warning labels from everything we could thin them out.

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  21. JessieCatCake

    These idiots, make me want to die.

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