# Dementia Quiz

### FIRST QUESTION:

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. what position are you in?

If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are in second place!

Try to do better next time. 😉

Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

### SECOND QUESTION:

If you overtake the last person, then you are….?
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If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me sunshine: How can you overtake the last person?

You’re not very good at this, are you?

### THIRD QUESTION:

Very tricky Arithmetic!

Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it? 😀

Maybe you’ll get the last question right. Maybe….

### FOURTH QUESTION:

Mary’s father has five daughters:

1. Nana; 2. Nene; 3. Nini; 4. Nono; and ????

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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No! Of course it isn’t!

The 5th daughter’s name is Mary! Read the question again!

### THE BONUS ROUND:

This is your last chance to redeem yourself.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and makes his purchase.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does he indicate what he wants?

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It’s really very simple.

He opens his mouth and asks for it!

So how did you do? LOL

H/t my sis-in-law Shireen.

~Eowyn

### 5 responses to “Dementia Quiz”

1. lillyg

Thanks. I’m starting my day stupid.

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2. Laserboy

Bonus, Bonus Question…….

How many of each animal species did Moses put on the Ark?

2 you say. I don’t think so. Moses didn’t put any animals on the Ark. Noah did!

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3. igor

i wonder how obama would do faced with these questions our president the idiot…

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4. debbymanynations

Reblogged this on cedarridge2007.

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5. Thank you! I feel officially ignorant now!! Got every. single. one. wrong. *deep sigh* Well, I knew I was demented, does that count as extra credit?

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