New Blonde (or insert your own) Joke…sorry..LOL

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He  finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After  sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna  hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell  that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that  blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

~Steve~                                      H/T   I_MAN


7 responses to “New Blonde (or insert your own) Joke…sorry..LOL

  1. I substituted “democrat” for “blonde” and then I laughed and I laughed…


  2. where’s that bar…it’s a good day to die and whata way to go 🙂


  3. ROFL!



  4. What she said!! And I only changed it because it was a non-violent joke, no one got killed, and I just got blonded last weekend!


  5. Love it!!!!!


  6. Wait a minute! A penny on the ground–why, wasn’t that how the Scot dug the Grand Canyon?


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