A Smart Flight Attendant

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.
Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.
The man said “I cannot sit here next to this infidel.”
The flight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.”

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.”

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated, “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person,
the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.”

Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said, “Therefore ma’am, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

I say, can I get an Amen to that ! ? ? ?

~Steve~                                  H/T   Grouchy


8 responses to “A Smart Flight Attendant

  1. If that’s a true story, then that’s awesome!


  2. Omg I hope that’s true, because it’s awesome! I LOVE IT!!!!


  3. How many times is this old tome going to be rehashed? 20 years ago it was written about white woman who wouldn’t sit next to a black man….


    • Either way it’s just nice to have HOPE that in this unmoral world there are still good, decent, moral people out there. Why did you feel the need to comment something about this post at all? You must live a sad, sad life. How horrible to be so pessimistic. 😦


  4. Points well made, Grouchy !! Some of those around us need to truly lighten up & quit being so nit picky, huh! Many of us HAVEN’T heard this story, & it was a tasty “humor treat” for the day !


  5. richard Brookman

    The Muslim fath is said that they are tolirable of other faths, well this proves the opposite. Thanks captain for giving elderly white christian women the first class seat.


  6. These kinds of Urban Legends are more than an attempt at humor and the responses of people such as Mr. Brookman’s proves that this fake e-mail is enjoyed because it is what the believers want to hear. That it furthers hate dfoesn’t seem to bother anyone responding as “I like it”. Compounding this is a bevy of similar hate posts that do nothing to bring peace to the world.but hatred of an entire group that most had never heard of until some hate-monger made up tales about them.


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