This is a real news report. This is not a hoax.
Betsy Blaney reports for the Associated Press, April 10, 2012, that a new business has sprung up in the “staunchly conservative west Texas city” of Lubbock.
There, enterprising businesswoman Melissa Borrett, 26, recently opened a cleaning service, Fantasy Maid Service, which offers nude maids.
The fees range from $100 an hour for one maid to $150 an hour for two. Borrett insists she’s not operating a sexually oriented business. In fact, no touching is allowed.
Lubbock police Sgt. Jonathan Stewart said the police will keep close tabs on Fantasy Maid Service because it doesn’t have a permit to operate a sexually oriented business. A violation brings a $2,000 fine.
Borrett opened the business about a month ago. A Craig’s List ad for the service had offered 20% discounts for Easter weekend. There’s a regular discount to
public servants politicians and law enforcement.
I wonder how much cleaning actually gets done?
So I went looking on the Internet to see if I can find a pic of Melissa Borrett. I found one on HoustonPress.com!
Hmmm, for a woman who isn’t clothed, Borrett still manages to look disheveled and grimy. She also looks strangely angry.
No matter. Something tells me Borrett’s clients aren’t really into cleaning. She did name her business Fantasy Maid Service, not Fantasy Cleaning Service. LOL
H/t beloved fellow Miranda!