Wanna play in another Caption Contest?

Here’s the pic for our 12th Caption Contest:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a year’s free subscription to FOTM! 😀
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (LOL), will not be considered.

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Monday, March 12, 2012.

To get the contest started, here’s my caption:

“I stuck it to the Catholic Church on the birth control thingie. Hehehe. Consider it my payback for signing off on my eligibility back in ’08!”

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.



21 responses to “Wanna play in another Caption Contest?

  1. Thanks for getting them to bow down to the new Caesar!


  2. Come here Nancy, this dung beetle is HUNGRY! Semper Fi.


  3. “We will soon rule the world” I told you everything would go as planned.


  4. Dennis H. Bennett

    “I’m glad you see it my way, Nancy. First the Pope, then we’ll screw everyone else except each other”


  5. Watch out for that frog!


  6. Nancy
    Here is the plan,this photo goes on every condom package and nobody will be in the mood for sex.


  7. edward oleander

    This is for not giving in the temptation to kick Boehner in the bollocks on the House floor…


  8. “MMM! That was excellent hooch, Nancy! How did you brew it?” “I mixed Barney Frank’s urine with mine, Barry.”


  9. See, I told you if you just did what I told you, everything would be fine.
    Thank you, Mommy.


  10. Dennis H. Bennett

    Thanks, Nancy. I’ve got one idiot on my side. When you see his user ID (edward oleander), give him your hooch elixir.


  11. “I rule like Caesar, but kiss like Judas”


  12. Don’t kiss too hard. it took me 3 hours to get this look!


  13. “Ms. Pelosi seemed all too happy to receive the Judas Kiss on behalf of her Roman Catholic Church.”


  14. Hey sister…let me greet you with an unholy kiss, just the way Rev. Wright showed me.


  15. Ahab and Jezebel.


  16. Oh, just gag a maggot.

    Or is it gag a faggot?

    Same difference.

    LOL – Whatever.



  17. Yuk……I wonder if ALL women taste like this?


  18. Thanks Nancy ….. my lips needed to be re-treated with Botox …You are a real life saver….


  19. ooops i farted….


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