How Many Blondes Will I Offend Today?


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind and today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still had not paid for them.

Hellloooo,…………just because I am blonde does not mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last

year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It has now been one year, I told him!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

~Steve~       H/T   Joseph.


4 responses to “How Many Blondes Will I Offend Today?

  1. Ha, this blonde is going to have to use that one!


  2. Good one Steve! 😀 LOL Seeing as I’m a blonde, I have heard them all LOL…
    My own mother e-mails me blonde jokes all the time. One time she asked me if I it bothered me, and I told her of course not!.. If I ever get too thin skinned for a bit of laughter I know what dye is… 😉


  3. LOL – That’s better than the one about the blonde using white-out on a computer screen.



  4. Thanks for the laugh..yes, I’m blonde and love humor which has left us because someone will be insulted…someone told me the reason blonde jokes are still around is because we don’t get the joke so we don’t complaine!!! Wrong, we are good natured people! Did you hear the one…never mind! LOL


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