The Pussymen Caption Contest

This is the 146th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On March 7, 2017, the board of directors of Byggnads, a construction workers trade union in Stockholm, Sweden, tweeted a picture of themselves wearing pink pussy hats to show their solidarity with International Women’s Day (see “Welcome to Sweden! – where men wear pink pussies”).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 28, 2017.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Give me some men, who are stout-hearted men!”

Oops, wrong country!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

Re: Bill (Alex Jones) Hicks

Is Alex Jones actually Bill Hicks repackaged?

Watching Bill Hicks in action we see a man who was brilliant, hillarious, vulgar, cynical, and quite unfriendly to the anything stupid, especially pancake waitresses and televangelists.  

What happened in the repackaging, during the brief 2-3 year gap between Bill punching out at the end of the day shift, and Alex punching in for the night shift?

  • Did he put a new mask on, while looking down his nose at patriotism and religion? Is it truly just a new gig, and nothing more?
  • Did he use the new persona as a means of escape from his cynicism? Did the new image give Bill a freedom he had desired, to throw off the sardonic wit, and be free from the demand to be funny?
  • Did he, somewhere along the way have an actual Damascus Road experience? Did Bill begin to see the world differently in his later years than during his standup comedy years? Things don’t look the same to me now as they did in my twenties and thirties.

Honestly, the religious types Bill mocks are people that give me the creeps, too. And I know that the things I thought and said before I came to grips with the claims of the Gospel would look pretty bad the the people who know me today.

During the later years of his comedy act, Bill shifted towards a more serious criticism of society. He somehow morphed into a mix of Will Rogers, Mark Twain, Richard Prior and George Carlin. And he began looking at what a cool gig Rush Limbaugh had.

Puzzled,

~ TD

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Miley Cyrus and Pizzagate

WARNING: Adult-theme images

We are familiar with Miley Cyrus’ obscene scantily-clad public displays: twerking, simulating masturbation, mounting a giant penis, licking a gigantic penis birthday cake, sitting with her legs splayed wide open, incessantly sticking out her tongue, mimicking the horned demon Krampus, and so on.

And then, of course, there’s this Vanity Fair picture of Billy Ray Cyrus with his then-teenage daughter Miley, looking more like lovers than father-and-daughter:

Some FOTM readers have suggested that Miley displays all the signs of having been sexually abused.

The other day, I accidentally stumbled across pizza-themed pics of herself that Miley had posted to Instagram. Now that Pizzagate has sensitized us to “pizza” as a pedophile code word for young girls, these pizza-themed pics of Miley take on new, sinister meaning.

On December 29, 2014, Miley posted on Instagram a picture of herself in a pizza hat and onesie:

Miley likes pizza so much she covered her bed with a sickening-looking pepperoni pizza bedspread (source):

Here’s Miley posing on the pizza bedspread, once again with her tongue sticking out:

Here she is making an obscene gesture with her tongue at her birthday cake shaped like a giant pizza:

Do you remember Miley posing with giant teddy bears? Here’s an account of Miley at the 2013 MTV Music Awards (Hollywood Reporter):

Miley Cyrus climbed out of a giant teddy bear, sticking her tongue out of the side of her mouth.

She then strutted around the stage, accompanied by dancers wearing giant teddy bears, performing her controversial single “We Can’t Stop.”

Sporting a furry bustier designed to match the teddy bear motif, the 20-year-old singer at one point grabbed the rear end of one of her dancers before bending over to shake her own behind at the audience.

I had found the teddy bear to be disquieting, although I did not know why.

Beginning in the early 1950s, the CIA conducted mind control experiments on human subjects in a program called Project MKUltra. The experiments were intended to identify and develop drugs and procedures to be used in interrogations and torture, in order to weaken the individual to force confessions through mind control. The program engaged in many illegal activities, including the use of unwitting U.S. and Canadian citizens as its test subjects, the manipulation of people’s mental states and brain functions via the surreptitious administration of drugs (especially LSD) and other chemicals, hypnosis, sensory deprivation, isolation, verbal and sexual abuse, as well as other forms of psychological torture.

Project MKUltra was officially halted in 1973 — or so they say.

According to Vigilant Citizen, “Young mind control victims are often given Teddy Bears by their handlers to make them develop an emotional attachment to them. This attachment is then exploited by the handlers to create emotional trauma.”

Now we know the significance of Miley Cyrus and those giant teddy bears.

While searching on the net for “pedo-bear,” I found that Cafe Press actually sells “Mk Ultra Teddy Bears”.

Sick.

See also:

~Eowyn

Death over a pronoun? Berkeley killing renews debate over gender pronouns

Protest against the return of Sujit Choudhry to campus and reaction to editorial by him.

Pablo Gomez Jr. in the center, protesting, as usual.

Now the narrative is that the incorrect usage of a pronoun is the cause of a murder? I call BS.

From Sacramento Bee: Pablo Gomez Jr. was a University of California, Berkeley, senior majoring in Latino studies and a prominent campus activist when authorities say he stabbed to death a popular elementary-school teacher.

Soon, the crime that police described as “very brutal and unusual” in a city that reported just two homicides last year was sucked up into the debate over gender identity when it was reported that Gomez preferred to be called “they” rather than “he.”

Even in famously liberal Berkeley, with its long history of protest, the uproar came as a surprise, overwhelming the online news site, http://www.berkeleyside.com, that first reported on Gomez’s preference. “I didn’t see it as something that would anger anyone,” reporter Emilie Raguso said.

After Raguso’s report, conservative commentator Ann Coulter ridiculed the pronoun change and mocked Gomez’s activist background. Breitbart.com and other conservative political websites picked up the story.

On the university campus, where the debate over nontraditional pronouns has simmered, some students said Gomez’s case is different. “I think you give away your right to make a demand like that when you are arrested for killing somebody,” said junior Jonothan Chow, a member of the College Republicans.

Representatives of UC Berkeley’s Gender Equity Resource Center, where Gomez was a member, declined requests to comment on the controversy, as did other gay rights activist groups in Berkeley.

Victim Emile Inman, a 27-year-old native of France, was found in her home in January with a “We Stand with Standing Rock” sign in the front window she shared with other young roommates a few miles from campus. Hours earlier on Jan. 6, police found Kiana Schmitt, 24, seriously injured outside an apartment just north of campus. Police have declined to say how Schmitt was connected to Gomez.

Gomez was arrested Jan. 7 at a Burbank hospital near the Southern California home of Gomez’s parents. Gomez is being held in jail and is accused of killing Inman and assaulting Schmitt.

A young woman who answered the door this week at Inman’s home declined to comment, and her family also has refused requests from The Associated Press and other media to comment on her death.

Gomez’s attorney, George Arroyo, declined to comment and Gomez’s parents did not respond to email requests for comment. Their telephone listing in Los Angeles appears disconnected.

The judge in the case ordered a mental health evaluation after Gomez was removed from a Feb. 1 court hearing to enter a plea to charges of murder, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and robbery.

Deputies led a kicking and screaming Gomez from the courtroom after a brief meeting with Arroyo.

DCG

Joe Biden Says If He’d Run for President He Could Have Won

Joe Biden

I bet the DNC doesn’t agree with this statement.

From Hollywood Reporter: Former Vice President Joe Biden says that if he had run for president in 2016 he could have won.

The Observer-Dispatch of Utica reports that Biden told students at Colgate University in central New York on Friday that he could have won the election but the Democratic primary would have been “very difficult.”

“On a college campus I will never, never do anything other than answer the question completely unvarnished and straightforward,” said Biden. “The answer is that I had planned on running for president. And although it would have been a very difficult primary, I think I could have won.

The Observer-Dispatch of Utica also reports that Biden also said his son Beau’s battle with brain cancer kept him out of the race. He added that Beau wanted him to try and become the next commander-in-chief.

Biden said anyone who runs for president should be able to “look the public in the eye and promise you they can give you 100 percent.”

Biden says he doesn’t regret not running but added, “Do I regret not being president? Yes.” The former vice president of the United States said he had a lot of data collected and was confident he could have won the presidency as a Democratic Party nominee.

When it comes to President Donald Trump, Biden says he hopes he “grows into the job a little bit.”

DCG

Monday Political Funnies!

H/t FOTM‘s josephbc69

~Eowyn

Illegal alien charged in kidnapping of Texas woman

illegal

The woman was trying to help the man. Never a good idea to help an illegal. Let the authorities deal with ‘em.

From Fox News: An illegal immigrant tied up a Texas woman, forced her into her car and tried to drive off with her on Wednesday, but the woman was able to escape and eventually helped lead authorities to her suspected attacker, officials said.

The man was not identified, and it was unknown how long he had been in the U.S. or what country he comes from. A media relations person was not available on Sunday to respond to questions from Fox News.

The man was charged with burglary of a habitation with intent to commit a felony and aggravated kidnapping. He also faces immigration proceedings, and is being held at Dimmit County Jail, a Friday statement from U.S. Customs and Border Protection said.

The woman told authorities she had been supplying food and water to the man, who was staying somewhere behind her house, for three days before he allegedly tried to kidnap her. She escaped as the man tried to start her car, officials said.

After an emergency call from an onlooker, agents found the woman walking along a road with her hands still bound. She told officials about the harrowing incident and CBP agents and Dimmit County Sheriff’s deputies immediately began searching for the suspect.

The man was found unresponsive “lying in the brush” – though medical technicians later determined he was “faking his condition,” the statement said.

“The skill sets of the men and women of the United States Border Patrol are simply incredible,” Acting Chief Patrol Agent Matthew J. Hudak said in the statement. “Tracking and arresting this subject resulted in the detention of an undocumented alien with a propensity for violence.”

DCG

Et tu, Gateway Pundit? Report on yesterday’s Pizzagate March on D.C. disappeared into the memory hole

Memory Hole (definition):

A mechanism for the alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a website or other archive, particularly as part of an attempt to give the impression that something never happened. The concept was first popularized by George Orwell’s dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, where the Party’s Ministry of Truth systematically re-created all potential historical documents, in effect, re-writing all of history to match the often-changing state propaganda.

Yesterday, March 25, 2017, as planned, there was a protest in front of the White House to raise awareness about Pizzagate.

The protest was planned to begin at 11 a.m.

At 12:09 p.m., AltMedia powerhouse Gateway Pundit published a report by its correspondent Lucian Wintrich on the protest, “#Make America Great Again Vets Rally Alongside #PizzaGate Protesters in Washington, D.C.“. That evening, FOTM received Wintrich’s article in an email from reader “GiGi”. By that time, the article had garnered 65 comments from Gateway Pundit‘s readers.

Wintrich’s article consisted of 4 photos of the protest, some pics taken at an earlier date of the interior of Comet Ping Pong, and two paragraphs of text written by Wintrich. Below are 2 pics from the protest.

This is what Lucian Wintrich wrote:

Outside the White House, hundreds have gathered to both show support for President Donald J. Trump while others gathered to raise awareness over the controversial #PizzaGate conspiracy. For those of you who might not know, #PizzaGate believers allege that a Washington pizzeria, named Comet Ping-Pong, is the home of a global pedophilia and child sex abuse ring organized by people including Hillary Clinton, Jon Podesta, among and other leading Democrats and members of the DNC.

While a member of The Gateway Pundit reporting staff did venture down to Comet Ping-Pong to investigate, the only thing we came away with is the fact the pizzeria is very creepy and does not seem child-friendly at all. We were not able to prove or confirm allegations of child trafficking, just creepiness (see pictures below, taken by a Gateway Pundit reporter inside Comet Ping-Pong).

Here are 4 pics of Comet Ping Pong in Lucian Wintrich’s article:

Early this morning, when I clicked on the embedded link to Wintrich’s article (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/03/maga-vets-rally-alongside-pizzagate-protesters-washington-d-c/), I got this message:

Not found, error 404

The page you are looking for no longer exists. Perhaps you can return back to the site’s homepage and see if you can find what you are looking for. Or, you can try finding it by using the search form below.

I did just that:

  • I went on Gateway Pundit‘s home page (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/) and scrolled through its recently published articles. There is no article titled “#Make America Great Again Vets Rally Alongside #PizzaGate Protesters in Washington, D.C.“.
  • I searched for “PizzaGate protesters,” “PizzaGate protest,” “vets rally”. Again, there is no article titled “#Make America Great Again Vets Rally Alongside #PizzaGate Protesters in Washington, D.C.“.
  • I then went on Lucian Wintrich’s author’s page (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/author/lucian/). As you can verify for yourself, the page shows that Wintrich’s most recent article was published on March 22, 2017 on London Mayor Sadiq Khan. The page shows no article written by Wintrich since March 22, and most certainly no article on the Pizzagate protest.

In other words, Wintrich’s Pizzagate protest article had been disappeared into the memory hole, with no explanation from Gateway Pundit.

A day before the Pizzagate protest, Alex Jones of InfoWars, another AltMedia powerhouse, publicly apologized to James Alefantis — the owner of Comet Ping Pong whom GQ magazine named the 49th most powerful person in Washington, D.C. — for having broadcast videos and published articles on Pizzagate, which Jones now calls “an incorrect narrative”. See “Alex Jones apologizes for Pizzagate ‘fake news’ on eve of March on D.C.“.

Sure looks like the Alex Jones virus has infected Gateway Pundit as well.

Update (March 27, 2017):

Although Gateway Pundit took down Wintrich’s report, it is preserved (for now) in the Internet archive, aka Way Back Machine. Here’s the link.

~Eowyn