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And In Sports Today…..

The coach put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

One night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yds away.
He threw another grenade 75 yds away, right into a chimney.
Then he threw another one at a passing car – going 90 mph.
BULLSEYES. Every one of them.

“I’ve got to get this guy,” Coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm.”
So, he brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football, and, the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, he only wants to call his mother.

“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”

“I don’t want to talk to you,” the old Muslim woman says. “You are not my son.”

“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of adoring fans.”

“No, let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped.” The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago .”

~Steve~                                     H/T Reader Ken L.

Mercedes-Benz’s Satanic commercial

Evil powers are now in-your-face about their agenda.

Mercedes-Benz, the maker of luxury cars, has a teaser for its upcoming commercial at the Feb. 3rd Super Bowl.

The teaser begins with a hound from Hell…

Mercedes-Benz ad

Followed by a gush of wind blowing open the door into a diner…

Mercedes-Benz ad2

Then the jukebox plays on its own. The song is the Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil“:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith

Mercedes-Benz ad3

The thermometer rises, and a cup of coffee broils…

Mercedes-Benz ad4

And a deep voice intones “Something powerful is coming,” followed by a Mercedes-Benz headlight that’s been distorted to resemble the Masonic-Illuminati symbol, the Eye of Horus

M-B eye of Osiris

Please rebuke this in the Name of Jesus!

See also the overt display of Satanism at last year’s Super Bowl half-time.

H/t Spirit Daily

~Eowyn

Leroy and The Gator

 

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ‘Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’

‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want It,’ said Leroy.

The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’

No thanks, I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.

The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’
Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well, Leroy, then what do you want?’

Leroy said, ‘I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!’

~   Steve  ~                                H/T  Grouchy

Et tu, Eastwood?

Clint Eastwood, reputedly, is one of that rare near-extinct Hollywood species — a political conservative. 81-year-old Clint Eastwood is also filthy rich, with an estimated net worth of $400 million.

Given his wealth and his professional productivity, success, and acclaim, it is a safe guess that Clint Eastwood doesn’t need to make a TV commercial for the bucks.

So it is curious that he gave his raspy voice and visage — and thus his imprimatur — to this Super Bowl halftime commercial that peddles Chrysler in the name of patriotism:

Chrysler was first organized as the Chrysler Corporation in 1925.

In 2009, Chrysler declared bankruptcy — its second. On June 10, Chrysler LLC emerged from a Chapter 11 bankruptcy reorganization and substantially all of its operations were sold to a new company, Chrysler Group LLC, in which the Italian automaker Fiat had a 20% interest. The U.S. federal government “provided support for the deal” with $6.6 billion of taxpayers’ dollars.

In other words, American taxpayers helped an Italian company to acquire 20% of Chrysler. The bailout also meant the U.S. government owned part of Chrysler — 6% equity interest in a supposedly “private” corporation.

In May 2011, Chrysler repaid the U.S. government’s loan (as well as a much smaller $1 billion loan from the Canadian government). In July 2011, Fiat increased its stake of Chrysler to 58.5% by buying the 6% and 1.5% equity interests held by U.S. and Canadian governments, respectively. [Source: Wikipedia]

In other words, Chrysler is no longer an American-owned automaker because its majority owner is Fiat. Nor is Chrysler synonymous with Detroit.

But Clint Eastwood, in that “Halftime” Chrysler commercial, wants us to express our patriotism by “supporting Detroit”. The commercial is deceptive. What Clint Eastwood is really promoting are (1) Government bailouts of privately-owned business; and (2) Italian-owned Chrysler.

That’s patriotism?

~Eowyn

Top 31 things that you will never hear a Southern boy say.

31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.

30. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.

29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won’t fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken

26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.

25. You can’t feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We’re vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..

19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.

8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate

6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.

4. I don’t have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY (EVER):

1. Nope, no more beer for me. I’m driving a whole busload of us
down to re-elect OBAMA.

~Steve~        H/T  Miss May

 

The ultimate Super Bowl snack!

The only thing that appears to be missing is bacon :)

DCG

“Scrape the money together…I’m worth it”

Narcissist:  a person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish.

Full of herself...

Madonna, part of the 1% with a net worth of $500 to $650 million, has a new album coming out and is performing in this Sunday’s Super Bowl halftime show so she’s out in the media promoting herself.  She gave an interview to Newsweek magazine where stated the following.

She’s not ready to talk about specific plans for this go-round (refering to concert tour), but it’s safe to assume that her ticket prices will continue to be astronomically expensive, Great Recession be damned. “So start saving your pennies now,” she says, sounding annoyed that any-one would suggest these prices are prohibitive. “People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.

Of course, Madonna is aware that people are having a rough time. A few years ago she got filleted for saying the Big Apple had been more fun back in the day, before it was all taken over by hedge-fund types. “It kinda was,” she says, unapologetic as ever. Consequently, she was “excited” by the Occupy Wall Street movement, for a number of reasons, not the least of which was that Sean Lennon and Rufus Wainwright did a rendition of “Material Girl” at one of the early rallies. “I thought that was cool,” she says, bringing the discussion back to her favorite subject: herself.

I will watch the Super Bowl but not this woman singing.  Instead, I’ll be switching over the Animal Planet to watch the Puppy Bowl!

DCG

Two-Faced Obama Lies Again

 

 Here is partial transcript from the pre-Super Bowl interview that Obama gave to Bill O’Reilly:

O’REILLY: Here’s what the Wall Street Journal said, I want you to react to this. Mr. Obama is a determined man of the left whose goal is to redistribute much larger levels of income across society. He may give tactical ground when he has to, as he did on taxes to avoid a middle class tax increase, but he will resist to his last day any major changes to Obamacare and the other load-bearing walls of the entitlement state.

This is The Wall Street Journal you know painting you as pretty left-wing guy. Are you going to go along?

OBAMA: Well, the Wall Street Journal probably would paint you as a left-wing guy. I mean, if you’re talking about the Wall Street Journal editorial page…

O’REILLY: I’ve got to tell you, that’s what this is.

OBAMA: You know, that’s like quoting the New York Times editorial…

O’REILLY: Do you deny the assessment? Do you deny that you are a man who wants to redistribute wealth.

OBAMA: Absolutely.

O’REILLY: You deny that?

OBAMA: Absolutely. I didn’t raise taxes once, I lowered taxes over the last two years.

And less than 24 hours later this is Obama giving a speech at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce:

Did you catch the lie at the :35 mark?

In the interview Obama flat denies that he wants to redistribute wealth and then during the speech he advocates the exact opposite.

He continues to live up to the old adage, “you can tell he’s lying because his lips are moving.”

A little side note: During the Chamber of Commerce speech, Obama only received two rounds of applause in 35 minutes, I’m assuming the first was to courteously greet him and the second was at the end because they were grateful the BS was over.

Tom in NC

Today’s Chuckle

The preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.”

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed a “blue streak” for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

Leroy answered, “I don’t know. It ain’t ’til next week.”

~Steve~ H/T Our Miss May