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“Obamacare Enrollment Packet”

Honest Abe

Honest Abe

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my  “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker
· A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
· A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’  poster
· A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

~Steve~                                      H/T   Hujonwi

 

 

Wednesday Morning Quickie.

This Just In!!!   Check Your Mail..

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2013 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two
discount coupons to KFC, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my arse and a ‘Blame it on Bush’
poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.

~Steve~

H/T   Jean