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Comedienne Kathy Griffin simulates giving BJ on live TV

“I came to Carthage, and all around me in my ears were the sizzling and frying of unholy loves.” -St. Augustine, 354 AD, The Confessions of St Augustine.

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There are no limits to how low Hollyweirdos and the media can sink.

On CNN’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast last night, comedienne Kathy Griffin (photo above) simulated performing oral sex (or more crudely, a BJ) on co-host Anderson Cooper, an out homosexual.

Noel Shepard reports for NewsBusters, Jan. 1, 2013, that about 11 minutes into the program which began at 10 PM, Cooper mentioned that folks on Twitter were suggesting that there should be a game that whenever he giggles nervously during the show, contestants have to take a drink.

At that point, Griffin said, “I’m going to tickle your sack. You can say sack. That’s not bad.”

An obviously nervous Cooper responded, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have no sack of gifts here.”

Griffin then suggested the camera pan lower so the audience can see her “naughty gestures.” She then bent down and kissed Cooper’s crotch.

Cooper tried to clean it up by again referring to a sack of Christmas presents. But Griffin was determined to make it sexual, asking, “You’re calling your privates your Christmas presents?” Cooper said, “No.” Griffin replied, “That’s typical hot guy. ‘Let’s open up the Christmas presents.’”

Griffin wasn’t finished with her lewd behavior.

Shortly after midnight, national correspondent Gary Tuchman reported live from Eastport, Maine, that there’s a custom in the town to kiss a statue of an eight-foot sardine that they drop from the museum at the stroke of midnight. People were then shown kissing the sardine.

As Tuchman finished his report, Griffin in the left split-screen bent down and kissed Cooper’s crotch.

As she continued to try to kiss it, Cooper asked her, “Did you drop something?”

“No, I was kissing your sardine,” Griffin replied.

“Thank you. I got it,” giggled Cooper.

“I can do it again,” Griffin said kneeling. “I can do this all night long.”

“No, sweetie,” said Cooper lifting her back on her feet.

“I’m going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,” argued Griffin as she went down again. “I’m going down,” she said. “You know you want to.”

“Believe me, I really don’t,” said Cooper as he once again pulled her upright.

“It’s after midnight,” protested Griffin.

“I never have,” argued Cooper.

“No one’s even going to, what’s the big deal?” responded Griffin as she went down again.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Cooper said pulling her up as he handed it off to Brooke Baldwin in New Orleans.

During CNN’s 2009 New Year’s Eve show, Griffin dropped an F-bomb. The year before she directed a vulgar oral sex reference to a heckler. Last year she stripped down to her underwear. Yet CNN keeps inviting her back.

~Eowyn

Happy New Year Chuckles.

Happy New Year To all at FOTM.   :D

 

A New Year Prayer For the Elderly

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

New Year’s Day Prayer for One and All

Dear Lord

So far this year I’ve done well.

I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot more help.

Amen

A New Year’s Wish

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to death

Lecture Tour with A Difference

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.

Happy New Year

~Steve~

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