An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Wyoming for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.
~Steve~ H/T hujonwi
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have a feeling they also had a great deal of respect for the second amendment.
This is the GOLD-PLATED AR-15 presented to President Kennedy by Colt Firearms back in the day.
From R. L. Wilson’s The Colt Heritage
RICHARD M. NIXON – Colt .45
In their December 21, 1970 meeting, Elvis Presley gave Nixon a
commemorative World War II Colt .45…and requested to be made
“Federal Agent at Large” in the war against drugs.
Oh, and buy that man a Cadillac :D
RONALD REAGAN – Colt Presentation Single-Action Army
Manufactured in 1984 with the serial number RR-1, this elegant
Colt Single-Action Army was crafted for our nation’s 40th
GEORGE WASHINGTON Steel-Mounted Saddle Pistols
Marquis de Lafayette, a young French soldier who volunteered to fight for the United States, gave Washington this pair of saddle pistols with barrels made of Damascus steel. Washington reportedly carried these sidearms at Valley Forge, Monmouth, Yorktown and during the Whiskey Rebellion as president. Washington maintained possession of the pistols until his death in 1799. Andrew Jackson owned them for a spell, until bequeathing them back to the Lafayette family.
Image courtesy of Christies
One of the Founding Fathers of the United States, Jefferson has many quotes that resonate strongly with the Right to Bear Arms crowd, including, “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms . . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes . . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man. – 1764″ Truer words couldn’t have been spoken.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT – S&W .38 Special Revolver
The First Lady of firearms? Teddy’s cousin-in-law, Eleanor was very handy with a sidearm. She often carried a S&W .38 Special Revolver.
Image courtesy Franklin D. Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum
I Really Miss This Great Man.
~Steve~ Big H/T Miss Maziel
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Tagged Andrew Jackson, Colt Single-Action Army, Colt's Manufacturing Company, Eleanor Roosevelt, history, Kennedy, Nixon, United States
Life really boils down to 2 questions…
1. Should I get a dog…..?
2. Should I have children?
No matter what situations life throws at you…
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
You’re laughing aren’t you?
That’s good ’cause my job here is done!
Have a great day and remember to give thanks….
~Steve~ H/T Da Grouchy Guy.
Albert Einstein’s theory about how fast the universe is expanding has been proved correct by British scientists who praised his “incredible accuracy”. He was known for words and phrases and here are 10 of his best quotes.
- A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
- Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.
- The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
- The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
~Steve~ H/T Igor
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, ‘Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it. “Man, what happened?” they asked.
Fred said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
~Steve~ H/T Joseph
President Barack Obama told a meeting of the United Nations General Assembly Wednesday that Mideast peace “will not come through statements and resolutions” by the world body, arguing against a proposed resolution calling for recognition of a Palestinian state.
“Ultimately, it is Israelis and Palestinians – not us – who must reach agreement on the issues that divide them: on borders and security; on refugees and Jerusalem,” Obama said, urging the two sides “to sit down together, to listen to each other, and to understand each other’s hopes and fears.”
For more information… http://www.politico.com
Warning, 2 rolls of Duct Tape needed. ~ Steve~
This is WAR’ Congressional Black Causes’ Travels American Cities Using Dangerous Violent Rhetoric: Declares ‘War’ on Racist Tea Party, Says Tea Party Wants To Lynch Blacks, Calls for Bank Runs, Civil Unrest in Their Neighborhoods and Homes
Yup, gotta watch those racist Tea Partiers.
Damn little Racists.
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Tagged Bank run, Business, civil war, Duct Tape, history, Shopping, United States, Wars
President Barack Obama’s new “Let’s spread the Wealth” pencil sharpener.
Each and every taxpayer will be mailed one of these along with the new 2011 IRS tax forms.
It’s free to everyone who is gainfully employed and who will be footing the bill for someone else during the coming year!!!
So, be watching your mail box!!!
Ahh , Even if you don't have one, you still have been experiencing the benefits of Skippy. You're welcome.
~Steve~ H/T May. :D
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Tagged Barack Obama, Cheese, history, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Pencil sharpener, President, tax, United States
THE CANADIAN PRESS — OSLO – Terrorism ravaged long-peaceful Norway on Friday when a bomb ripped open buildings including the prime minister’s office and a man dressed as a police officer opened fire at a nearby island youth camp. At least seven people were killed and 15 injured in the bomb blast, the nation’s worst attack since World War II.
Police Inspector Bjoern Erik Sem-Jacobsen said a suspect in the shooting has been arrested. He said the gunman, who was dressed as a police officer, pulled out a gun and started firing into the crowd of youths. There were unconfirmed reports that five people were wounded in that shooting.
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