Algiers-to-Paris plane turned around because enraged man urinated on fellow passenger

Here’s another item for your “End of Civilization” folder.

Chris Kitching reports for the Daily Mail, Feb. 9, 2016, that yesterday afternoon, Air Meditarranee Flight ML2673, en route from Algiers to Paris, was forced to divert to Lyon when a passenger urinated on another traveler, sparking a massive brawl on board.

Flight ML2673 was halfway through its 90-minute journey when one of its 166 passengers, who at some point took off his shirt, went into a rage because he wasn’t allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. So he peed on a fellow passenger.

Passengers described a scene of chaos as the plane’s crew fought with the unnamed shirtless man, eventually overpowering and pinning him down. The man was then detained by flight attendants.

For safety reasons the pilot decided to land the Airbus A321 at Lyon’s international airport, where police escorted off the aircraft pee-man and a second man who was involved in the fight. The plane eventually took off again and passengers arrived at Paris’ Charles de Gaulle Airport three hours behind schedule.

The flight had originated in Algiers, the capital of Algeria — a Sunni-Muslim country in North Africa with a population of 40.4 million, 99% of whom are Arab-Berber. So draw your conclusion as to the ethnic/religious identity of pee-man. I put my money on Muslim!

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Even more bizarre is the fact that similar disturbances have occurred in the recent past.

Jeff RubinIn September 2015, 27-year-old Jeff Rubin was arrested at Portland International Airport in Oregon after he allegedly urinated on fellow passengers on a JetBlue flight from Anchorage, Alaska.

Rubin, who had been sleeping for most of the flight, stood up and began urinating through the space between the seats in front of him. Then he lost his balance and fell backwards, spraying urine on other passengers, seats and luggage. Rubin was charged with second-degree criminal mischief and offensive littering.

Gérard_Depardieu_Cannes_2015In 2011, French actor Gérard Depardieu was kicked off a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin after he urinated in the aisle while the plane was taxiing to a runway.

Depardieu needed to use the toilet, but was told he would have to wait until the plane was airborne and the seat belt sign was turned off. The actor responded by leaving his seat and peeing in the aisle. The plane promptly returned to the gate and Depardieu was ordered to disembark.

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 116th Caption Contest!

We have a clear winner for this contest. :D

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 116th Caption Contest, with five #1 votes, totaling 15 points, is . . .

Snoopy danceKevin J Lankford!

Here is his winning caption:

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lahthoughts is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s his caption:

We pee sitting down too…….

Scott M. is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s his caption:

“And next week we are all going to wear Goat heads”

Helene Pineau, Lou D’amico and MomOfIV are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Dutch courage.

“We were supposed to wear panties too?” “Damn it, no wonder I’m cold!”

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Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Kevin J Lankford!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

FOTM4ever@gmail.com

~Éowyn

California issues 650,000 driver’s licenses to illegals in 2015

¡Claro que sí!

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Since last January, an estimated 605,000 driver’s licenses were issued to undocumented immigrants illegal aliens in California.

Fox News reports that immigrant rights groups and traffic safety experts have hailed the law because, they say, it means more drivers will be properly trained, licensed and more likely to have car insurance. “We believe that this new law increases safety on California roads by putting licensed drivers behind the steering wheel,” Artemio Armenta, a spokesman for the California Department of Motor Vehicles, told the Los Angeles Times.

But some have complained that under the bill, many applicants have had to wait longer to get an appointment. And even with an appointment, they have to wait in long lines.

Of Course, California taxpayers footed the bill to accommodate the illegal aliens. Before the law was implemented, the California DMV hired 1,000 temporary employees, opened four additional processing centers and extended hours of operation to include Saturdays. “It certainly overloads the system,” Ann Coil, Santa Ana Tea Party Patriots coordinator, told the Orange County Register recently. “And, again, we’re giving priority to people who aren’t citizens.”

The licenses have “federal limits apply” printed on them – meaning that federal officials and law enforcement officers in other states are not required to accept them as a valid form of identification.

The bill was part of a host of immigration-related pieces of legislation that have recently become law in California. In August, Brown signed a bill outlawing the use of the word “alien” within California’s labor code, one that permits noncitizen high school students to serve as election poll workers and one that protects immigrant minors in civil lawsuits.

California, which at 22 percent has the nation’s largest percentage of undocumented immigrants illegal aliens (yeah, I said alien!) eligible for driver’s licenses, is one of 12 states in the U.S. to allow them to obtain licenses.

Read the whole story here.

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Miracle baby believed dead cries out just hours before cremation

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A tiny baby recently pronounced dead in China woke up crying after spending 15 hours in a minus12 degrees Celsius morgue and just before he was going to be cremated.

The Daily Mail reports that staff at the Pan’an Funeral Home in Jinhua, Zhejiang Province, immediately took the month-old boy to the hospital after realizing he was still alive on February 5, reports the People’s Daily Online. The baby, who is called An An, is currently under intensive care at the Pan’an People’s Hospital.

According to reports, the baby was born prematurely in a local hospital in Jinhua on January 8, weighing 49 ounces.  After spending 23 days in an incubator at the Pan’an People’s Hospital, his family decided to take him home for Chinese Near Year. There, his condition deteriorated.

The boy’s father named Mr. Lu told reporters his son suddenly went pale two days afterwards, so he rushed his son to hospital for emergency treatment on February 4. On the same day, the doctors determined the boy had a cardiac arrest and pronounced him dead at the hospital.

After the hospital issued a death certificate, his father wrapped the ‘dead’ baby in two layers of clothing and put him in a plastic bag before taking him to the morgue on February 4. The father showed reporters a receipt issued by the funeral home, which confirmed the boy had been sent to the morgue and that the price of the funeral would be 1,000 Yuan.

At 9am on February 5, after about 15 hours, staff at the funeral home said they heard him crying as they prepared for his cremation.

A worker at the funeral home told a local TV station: ‘As soon as I pulled him out of the morgue, I thought I heard noises. When I pushed him to the crematory, the noises became louder.  ‘I opened the container and saw him moving, so I told the father the baby was still alive.’ The baby was quickly rushed back to hospital.

Doctors at the Pan’an People’s Hospital in east China said this was their first encounter of such an incident. They could not explain what had happened, referring to it as a ‘miracle.’ Doctor Chen, head of pediatrics, said: ‘I have been a pediatrician for over 20 years. I’ve never seen anything like this.’

The baby boy is now under intensive care.

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Why I keep my desk so clean

And then, there’s this incorrigible kitty:

~Eowyn

Expanded Gifts For Muslims

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Please see Dr. Eowyn’s article, The Camel’s Nose Is In Michigan’s Tent.

What happens when welfare money comes in to a family in great enough amounts that the young men don’t have to work for a living?

  • They have lots of free time to hang around.
  • They are free to do whatever they want.
  • They become bored and frustrated.
  • They become easily recruited by one group or another.
  • Result: Instant army for disruption of society.
  • It could take the form of Black Lives Matter protests.
  • It could take the form of islamic radicalization.

Amazing. The only thing worse for society than a fraudulent welfare mother is a fraudulent muslim welfare mother.

Did David Bowie fake his death?

It’s down-the-rabbit-hole time again! rabbit hole

On January 10, 2016, the world was shocked to learn that singer-actor David Bowie had died from liver cancer in his New York City apartment, just two days after his 69th birthday and the release of his album Blackstar. 

Bowie left a wife — his second — former supermodel Iman, and two children. His daughter with Iman will be 16 this August.

We are told Bowie had been diagnosed 18 months earlier, but kept his illness a secret. Nor did he look like he was dying in his last public appearance on Dec. 7, 2015, about a month before his death, at the opening night of his off-Broadway musical, Lazarus.

David Bowie, Dec. 7, 2015

A day after he died, on January 11, 2016, as reported by Carl Greenwood for the Daily Mirror, “Fans of David Bowie were left confused after a ‘lookalike’ appeared on television to pay tribute.”

The doppelgänger is Jack Steven, a music industry executive of Fortress Music, who appeared on Sky News in a panel discussion on Bowie’s legacy.

A viewer, Ned Simons, tweeted: “This guy on Sky News talking about David Bowie looks a lot like David Bowie.” Another tweeted: “Haha, Jack’s a lovely chap, but yes looks exactly like the man!”

Here are side-by-side pics of David Bowie (left) and Jack Steven (right):

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Here’s Jack Steven on Sky TV:

Oddly, neither woman on the panel made note of Steven’s uncanny resemblance to Bowie.

Let’s compare the two men’s voices. Here’s David Bowie in his last interview:

The disposition of Bowie’s body is also interesting.

Tom Bryant reports for the Daily Mirror, Jan. 14, 2016, that since Bowie’s death, “music lovers have been speculating about what plans the legendary showman had for his funeral. But unbeknown to his millions of fans around the world, his body was quietly cremated shortly after he died . . . without any of his family or friends present.” A source in New York told the Mirror that “There is no public or private service or a public memorial. There is nothing.”

Ostensibly, the reason for the secret cremation is that Bowie had told his family he wanted to “go without any fuss” and not have a funeral service or public memorial.

According to Daily Mirror, Bowie might have had a “direct cremation,” which is described on the New York State’s health department website as “the disposition of human remains by cremation without a formal viewing, visitation, or ceremony”. It is the cheapest way to dispose of a body, costing between $700 to $900. The deceased is generally collected from the place of death and transferred to the crematory. Once the required paperwork is done, they are then cremated. The remains are then generally returned to the family unless otherwise specified.

Ivo van Hove, the director of Bowie’s musical Lazarus, believes that the late singer’s album contains clues about his death.

Bowie died on a Sunday. In one song on the album, The Girl Loves Me, Bowie sings “where the f*** did Monday go?” Hove says: “I’m not sure if he planned his death, but it seems a bit too coincidental. I’ve got no evidence but I think he did. He certainly planned for Blackstar to be released when it did – his birthday.”

On his LinkedIn page, Jack Steven describes himself as the co-founder and CEO of the 3-year-old Fortress Music, with “more than 40 years experience in the music industry”. Before he co-founded Fortress Music, Steven was (and still is) the CEO of Kuba Entertainment since 1956. (That would make Steven 80 years old, assuming that he became CEO of Kuba when he was 20 years old.)

Oddly, for someone who has been a music industry executive for 60 years (CEO of Kuba since 1956), not only does Steven not look elderly, he has only two recommendations on his LinkedIn page, and both were made quite recently, in 2013.

To conclude, here are the clues that David Bowie may have faked his death:

  1. Bowie has a reputation of being a chameleon — in music (“Chameleon of rock“), physical appearance, sexual orientation, and spiritual-religious beliefs.
  2. He “timed” the release of his Blackstar album two days before he died.
  3. His musical is called Lazarus, the name of the man whom Jesus raised from the dead.
  4. His body was quickly cremated, without any family or friends present.
  5. A man named Jack Steven, who is a Brit and in the music industry like Bowie, looks and sounds like Bowie, appears to be middle-aged like Bowie but has an employment history that would make him 80 years old.

What do you think?

~Eowyn