Category Archives: Michelle Obama

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 96th Caption Contest!

We had noticeably fewer entrants for this contest, perhaps due to our readers being busy with Holy Week. (Please let me know in our poll at the end of this post!)

FOTM writers dutifully voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

CalGirl! Snoopy dance

Here’s her winning caption:

It's truthtelling time!

christy is our 2nd place runner-up, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Obama: “I’m a whiny pissy pants”
Michelle: “Bruce Jenner, call me”

BobToonist and cynkading are both in 3rd place, each withtwo #2 votes, totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Barry: “All those fools be thinkin’ I’m a muslim….”
Michelle: “You’re standing on your prayer rug, idiot!”

Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde

aarrdy and Lori B are both in 4th place, each with one #1 votes and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

His: This is Me..
Her: I’m with Stupid <—

His: blank check for war
Hers: menu for disadvantaged public school kids

Another BobToonist caption, Captain America, and Dennis H. Bennett are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Him: I can handle twelve hard inches
Her: They’re mine

Obumble’s sign says “Catcher”
Uglies’ sign says “Pitcher”

His: I’m Ren
Hers: And I’m Stimpy

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Please sound off in our poll!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Éowyn

reprobate

Official holiday pic of the Obamas, before they took off for balmy Hawaii.

President and Mrs. Obama bring you a teachable moment

[rep-ruh-beyt]
noun
1. a depraved, unprincipled, or wicked person: a drunken reprobate.
2. a person rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
adjective
3. morally depraved; unprincipled; bad.
4. rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
verb (used with object), reprobated, reprobating.
5. to disapprove, condemn, or censure.
6. (of God) to reject (a person), as for sin; exclude from the number of the elect or from salvation.


Proverbs 6:12-19

A troublemaker and a villain,
who goes about with a corrupt mouth,
who winks maliciously with his eye,
signals with his feet
and motions with his fingers,
who plots evil with deceit in his heart—
he always stirs up conflict.

Therefore disaster will overtake him in an instant;
he will suddenly be destroyed—without remedy.

There are six things the Lord hates,
seven that are detestable to him:
haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,
a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,
a false witness who pours out lies
and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.


Count the details in the description in Proverbs.
It seems our president has scored 100%!

Let’s have some fun with this Caption Contest!

This is the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic. Sorry for the grainy quality.

It's truthtelling time!

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s “my” caption entry, which is actually the hilarious original pic sent to me by FOTM Facebook reader Mark Carroll:

Hussein & Michael

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 7, 2015.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

Thank you!

~Éowyn

Godzilla returns to Tokyo!

Michelle Obama with Japanese Emperor and Empress March 19, 2015

First Lady POS “Michael” Obama is in Japan for 3 days to promote the Let Girls Learn, an initiative that advocates education for girls worldwide by the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). The initiative costs U.S. taxpayers $231.6 million for education programs in Nigeria, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Jordan, and Guatemala.

Does Mooch not know that the Japanese are the world’s most literate people (100% literacy rate) and Japan has no barriers to educate girls?

Yesterday, March 19, wearing a garish floral-patterned jacket and skirt, Mooch paid a visit to the Imperial Palace to meet Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko.

Today, FLPOS travels to Kyoto visit the Kiyomizu-Dera Buddhist Temple and the Fushimi Inari Shinto Shrine, after which she’ll fly to Cambodia.

Elizabeth Harrington reports for The Washington Free Beacon that FLPOS’s Kyoto visit is costing taxpayers nearly $80,000 for rental cars, according to a government contract.

H/t Birther Report reader-commenter TonyUnplugged from whom I stole the title for this post. LOL

~Éowyn

Does this face give you the creeps, too?

Last night, as I was putting together the new Caption Contest post, I looked through the photos I’ve saved in my “Caption Contest” folder to find a suitable pic for our 95th Caption Contest.

I came across this pic, taken at the funeral memorial to Nelson Mandela on Dec. 10, 2013 — of the POS making a public display of his devotion to FLPOS and “Michael,” in turn, looking smug and self-satisfied.

POS kisses hand of FLPOS

But what really creeped me out is the face in the shadows behind FLPOS on the far left — watching, with eyes full of malice and resentment.

The individual in the shadows is Susan Rice, former ambassador to the UN and now Obama’s national security adviser.

If Hollywood central casting were looking for someone to portray Satan, that’s the face.

See also “Nelson Mandela was no saint but a Black racist who wanted to kill all whites

~Éowyn

Is this Michelle Obama’s weenie?

On July 3, 2014, after officiating at a wedding of two homosexuals in New York, comedienne Joan Rivers was asked by an off-camera reporter: “Do you think the country … United States will see the first gay president or first woman president?”

This is what Joan Rivers said, sounding weary and definitely not in a joking mood:

“We already have [the first gay president] with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.“

Two months to the day of Joan Rivers’ outing of the Obamas, she was declared dead after she had stopped breathing during a routine endoscopy in a clinic.

The word “tranny” may refer to either a transvestite or a transsexual/transgender. Long before Rivers’ outing, there were rumors on the Internet that the First Lady of the United States of America is actually a man. See my post “Michelle Obama is a transexual?.” The rumors are such that, by now, more and more Americans think Michelle Obama is a man.

Even Alex Jones weighed in. On July 9, 2014, probably prompted by Rivers’ outing of the Obamas, Jones said (10:27 mark):

I’ve always looked at her [Michelle Obama’s] jaw, her shoulders, her pelvis, all of it looks male. She has that male superman physique [Alex Jones makes hand gestures of an inverted triangle]. And, it just clicked. You know what? I bet she is not who she says she is…. They lie about everything else!

On Thursday (March 13, 2015), The Ellen DeGeneres Show released a preview clip for an upcoming episode showing Michelle Obama and DeGeneres dancing to the song “Uptown Funk.” Towering over Ellen and six other dancers, Mooch wore a pair of white pants and a black top and short jacket that reached to just below the waist, thereby exposing her crotch and hips.

The video of Mooch dancing has gone viral. The dancing begins at the 3:57 mark:

Here’s a screenshot I took at the 4:20 mark:

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Here’s a screenshot I took at the 4:52 mark:

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Here’s a cropped enlarged view of the 4:20 and 4:52 screenshots:

Michelle's weenie

Here’s an even more magnified view of 4:52:

0.58 cropped & enlarged

That strange-looking “fold” in Mooch’s white pants looks similar to this one in a pic taken early in Obama’s first term:

To the ladies among FOTM’s readers:

Does your crotch ever show a weenie bulge like Mooch’s?

I can honestly say that none of my pants had ever shown a “fold” like Mooch’s weenie bulge.

What do you think?

~Éowyn

Colorado Democrats support infanticide

On March 3, 2015, Democrats on a Colorado state House panel defeated a pro-life bill — HB 1112: Born Alive Infant Protection Act — that would ensure babies who survive failed abortions receive appropriate medical care and protection.

That means those Democrats, like Barack and Michelle Obama, favor INFANTICIDE.

See “Michelle Obama wants to legalize partial-birth abortion” and “Obama is evil

baby

Steven Ertelt reports for LifeNews that in a party-line vote of 7 Democrats v. 6 Republicans, the Colorado House’s Public Health Care and Human Services Committee killed the Born Alive Infant Protection Act, HB 1112.

Leading pro-abortion groups NARAL and Planned Parenthood encouraged the Democrats on the panel to reject the bill, by claiming babies are not born alive after abortions in Colorado.

That is a lie.

In 2011, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) recorded 1,298 cases of infant death in the U.S. due to “Other perinatal conditions,” which includes ICD-10 category P96.4, death subsequent to a failed “termination of pregnancy.” Put in simpler English, that means babies had been born alive after “botched” abortions, but were left alone in a room, to slowly die from starvation and neglect.

born alive left to die

“If passed, HB 1112 would have required abortionists to provide medical care for a child born alive during a failed abortion. Currently in Colorado, there are no state requirements instructing an abortionist to provide any type of medical attention to the infant,” says Sarah Zagorski of Colorado Citizens for Life. “It is incredibly disappointing that members of the Committee failed to pass this common-sense bill that would protect infants who survive failed abortions. The infants that would have been protected under HB 1112 are viable babies in the second and third trimester of pregnancy and deserve the highest quality medical care possible.:

In the United States, 30 states have laws similar to HB 1112 and the legislation has received bipartisan support.

In 2003, President George W. Bush signed into law a federal version of this pro-life legislation, the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act (PBABA). That is the same bill that when he was an Illinois State senator, Barack Obama had thrice voted against. Imagine how heartless and soul-less he must be to vote again and again for infanticide.

If you live in Colorado, please contact your representative and if they opposed the legislation, let them know you are disappointed that they voted against protecting innocent infants.  Additionally, if your representative voted in favor of the bill please call and thank them for defending life.

Here are the bad guys — the 7 members of the Colorado House committee, all Democrats, who voted in favor of infanticide by voting against HB 1112:

  1. Rep. Dianne Primavera, Chair (D-23) – Email: dianne.primavera.house@state.co.us; Phone: 303-866-4667
  2. ​​​​Rep. Jonathan Singer, Vice-Chair (D-11) – jonathan.singer.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2780
  3. Rep. Dominick Moreno (D-32) – dominick.moreno.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2964
  4. Rep. Jessie Danielson (D-24) – jessie.danielson.house@state.co.us; 303-866-5522
  5. ​​Rep. Max Tyler (D-23) – max@maxtyler.us; 303-866-2951​
  6. ​​Rep. Joann Ginal (D-52) – joann.ginal.house@state.co.us; 303-866-4569
  7. ​​​Rep. Jovan Melton (D-41) ​- jovan.melton.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2919

Here are the good guys — the 6 Colorado House committee members, all Republicans, who voted in favor of HB 1112:

  1. Rep. Kathleen Conti (R-38): kathleen.conti.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2953
  2. Rep. Janak Joshi (R-16): ​janak.joshi.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2937​
  3. Rep. Lang Sias (R-27): ​lang.sias.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2962
  4. Rep. Justin Everett (R-22): justin.everett.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2927
  5. Rep. Lois Landgraf (R-21): lois.landgraf.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2946
  6. Rep. JoAnn Windholz (R-30): joann.windholz.house@state.co.us; 303-866-2945

Note that the good guys are all Republicans, which contradicts the assertion that Republicans are just as bad as Democrats. (See Kelleigh’s post, “Enemies on the Left, False Friends on the Right, Part 1.”) That may be true at the national level in Congress (and even here, it’s a gross and unfair over-generalization), but it is certainly not true at the state and local level.

Those who insist Republicans are just as evil as Democrats must answer this question:

Since the U.S. political and electoral system is structurally set up as an effective two-party system, and since the historical record is that third party movements are signally unsuccessful, what are we to do? 

The challenge before us is how to get rid of the bad Republicans in Congress, especially those in leadership positions.

~Éowyn