Category Archives: Michelle Obama

To Obama, a black punk is more important than a U.S. general or a prime minister

By his actions, we know President Ebola’s priorities.

1. A U.S. general’s funeral

Maj. Gen. Harold Greene

On August 14, 2014, Major General Harold Greene, the first U.S. general to die in combat since Vietnam, was buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Gen. Greene was killed in a suspected insider attack in Afghanistan. On 2014, a gunman dressed as an Afghan soldier turned on ISAF troops, killing Greene and wounding about 15 including a German general and two Afghan generals. (ISAF = International Security Assistance Force, the formal name of the NATO-led coalition in Afghanistan.)

Gen. Greene’s commander in chief did not attend the funeral. The POS was playing golf at the Vineyard Golf Club in Edgartown, Mass.

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Neither did Vice President Joe Biden attend Gen. Greene’s funeral. Only Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel attended.

2. A white former prime minister’s funeral

The United Kingdom is the most important and most loyal ally of the United States.

On April 17, 2013, neither Obama nor Biden attended former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher‘s funeral. Nor did any currently-serving White House officials. Instead, the Obama White House sent three former officials — former secretaries of state George Schultz and James Baker III, and the former U.S. ambassador to London.

At the time, the nature of the delegation stirred controversy in the British media as tabloids claimed British officials felt snubbed by the non-attendance of high-level U.S. officials.

3. A black head-of-state’s funeral

But Obama, with wife “Michael,” did personally attend the funeral memorial of former South Africa president Nelson Mandela on Dec. 9, 2013.

True to form, the POS treated the solemn occasion like a Justin Bieber concert, laughing and flirting with the pretty blond prime minister of Denmark Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The POS even took a selfie of himself with the blonde and British PM David Cameron.

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4. A black 18-year-old strong-arm robber’s funeral

The Convenience store’s security camera video of the robbery. Brown is the hulking 6’4″ 300-lb. man in white t-shirt and tan shorts.

Yesterday, August 25, 2014, three currently-serving White House officials attended the funeral for Michael Brown in St. Louis, Missouri, which is three more than were sent for Gen. Greene’s or former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s funeral. The three currently-serving White House officials are:

  1. Marlon Marshall, deputy director of the White House Office of Public Engagement.
  2. Heather Foster, public engagement adviser for the White House Office of Public Engagement.
  3. Broderick Johnson, chairman of the My Brother’s Keeper Task Force.

Sources: Washington ExaminerFoxNews

A big h/t to FOTM’s dee

See also “Obama has DHS agents in Ferguson; pays protesters to justify martial law“.

~Eowyn

More and more Americans think Michelle Obama is a man

The whispers began on the blogosphere several years ago.

That led me, finally, to post about it on March 14, with the hypothetical non-committal title of “Michelle Obama is a transexual?,” wherein I simply laid out the speculations and evidence.

Then all hell broke loose on July 3, when comedienne Joan Rivers said to a reporter: “We already have [the first gay president] with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.“ (See “We all know Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny” and “Where are Obama’s daughters’ baby pics and birth records?“.)

Judging by the readers’ comments to a brief AP article and photo of FLPOS Mooch and former First Lady Laura Bush at the US-Africa Summit on Aug. 6, 2014, the cat is REALLY out of the bag.

Below is the AP news photo and article, followed by a sample of readers’ comments.

Michael Obama & Laura Bush, Aug. 6, 2014

Susan Walsh reports for the AP, Aug. 6, 2014:

First lady Michelle Obama, left, points out her hairstyle as she sits with former first lady Laura Bush as they participate in the “Investing in Our Future” a discussion at the Kennedy Center in Washington, Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2014, as part of the US Africa Summit. Michelle Obama and Laura Bush, first ladies of different generations and opposing political parties, are uniting for the second time in just over a year to promote U.S. relations with Africa. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

Here is another image of Michael Obama at the same “Investing in Our Future” discussion. Look at those massive shoulders and muscular arms! s_shocked-16

Michael O at US-Africa Summit 2014

And here are some of the readers’ comments (you can read them for yourself by going here), beginning with reader Eatmyshorts, whose comment was lifted straight from my “Michelle Obama is a transexual?” post, but without attribution:

Eatmyshorts: “Bafflingly, even the text of the speech on WhiteHouse.gov says the same thing: ‘Secretary Panetta, thank you for your introduction and for your extraordinary leadership. Members of Congress, Vice President Biden, members of the Joint Chiefs, service secretaries, distinguished guests, and men and women of the finest military in the world. Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael and I also want to also acknowledge your son Jack, who’s deployed today. All of you have performed extraordinary service to our country.’ Admiral Mullen’s first name is Michael. However, throughout his speech, Obama referred to Mullen as ‘Mike,’ not Michael.”

Mr. UN-PC: “Obama is referring to ‘Michelle’, who is rumored to be ‘Michael’, a tranny. Obama is gay and the daughters are adopted. What an incredible hoax, perpetrated on the American people!!!”

420d: “Michelle has the grace of a Neanderthal.”

Paul: “Michelle Obama’s body language is telling me she is a man. Look at the shoulders on it, and how it slumps them forward to appear smaller. Look at the face! It towers over Barry like an Amazon.”

Lee Goodwine: “OK, I don’t have anything against gays, but I was not aware that Yahoo was so gay-friendly. Here’s a picture of a man in a dress pointing to his head with this rather sizable right hand, and holding a wiener in his left hand. I don’t get what’s going on here. He’s pointing to his head, as if to say, ‘Empty’ and is holding a phallus-like ape-aratus in his other hand, as if to say, ‘I have one of these.’ Well at any rate, it’s good to see that Magic Johnson is still alive and well. I guess his Johnson really is magic…”

joe_the_plumber: “What an angry, ugly, man the U.S. has to represent us at world events.”

Gnu: “Did you ever wonder why there are zero pictures of Michelle Obama while pregnant and also zero images of either of the Obamas holding either of their infant daughters? I wonder whose kids they really are?”

Ahna Capri: “Mrs. Bush is really scraping the bottom of the barrel by beeing seen with Moochell aka Michael. With all the debasing the Odumr’s have done against her husband I wouldn’t be seen within a mile of this pile of trailer trash.”

Sniper: “On the right, you have grace, class, and elegance. On the left, you have Bernie Mac in drag.”

David: “Michael Obama should not be wearing dresses in public.”

CS: “Actually, MO does look like a man.”

Rich: “Transgender Michelle (or should it be Michael?) couldn’t make a good pimple on Laura’s behind!”

TonyZ: “Obama will never be half the man his wife is.”

Michael: “Laura is a classy lady and Michelle is an angry transvestite.”

MackieS: “The First Dominatrix looks like an Oakland Raider fullback after a botched sex change procedure.”

David: “Look at the shoulders and overall muscle tone on Michelle O. I don’t believe she is a woman. The main reason to believe she is a man is because it’s so rediculous to believe the other option. Tranvestite. No joke.”

MOOK: “Michelle looks like a man wearing a sleeveless casual summer dress… He really is classless..”

Joe Schmo: “Incidentally, look at the shoulders and size of the hands on the present first “lady”. Look at the huge feet. Now, tell me you really believe that’s a “lady”.”

Dooki Fried: “And who is the Tr/\nny sitting next to First Lady Bush?”

Lori: “Is that a Chicago Bull in drag?”

Commenter: “Michelle… or is it Mike ? It’s looking more and more like it’s Mike, history will tell…”

Two Wings Downs: “don’t look now BUT I think ‘she’ is actually a HE.”

Glut: “Well one is a man and one is a woman, mrs ovomit is a tranny. i think thats a self evident truth.”

Hilarious!

Michael Obama, your gig is up.

~Eowyn

NBC White House correspondent says Obama’s from Kenya

Chris Jansing

Yesterday, while reporting on the ongoing U.S.-Africa Summit in Washington, D.C., NBC senior White House correspondent Chris Jansing made a huge Freudian slip about President Ebola being “from Kenya.”

Referring to the summit, MSNBC’s Joy Reid said, “The White House is clearly, I would assume, hoping this will be part of the president’s legacy, given his background.”

Jansing breezily replied, “Yeah, the fact that he’s from Kenya. And the fact that when he was elected there were expectations on the African continent that he would do great things for them.”

Jansing later corrected herself, saying that what she really meant was that “the President’s father was from Kenya.”

Too funny.

H/t BirtherReport

See also:

~Eowyn

What Their Favorite Movies Reveal About Our Political Leaders

You can tell a lot about a person by the books they read. A person’s choice of books offers a microcosm into the workings of their mind. However, if you really want to know what someone is like, study the movies they watch. Movies play on the emotions, hence a person’s choice in movies is like an X-ray into their heart and soul. With that in mind, here is a list of famous political figures and their favorite movies. Draw your own conclusions.

Jay Carney and Claire Shipman: REDS

Scott Walker: COURAGEOUS

Dan Quayle: FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (No fooling)

Harry Reid: DAMIAN: OMEN II

Ted Cruz: MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON

Dianne Feinstein: BLOODY MAMA

Huma Abedin: KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN

Anthony Weiner: LITTLE BIG MAN

Joe Biden: LITTLE CAESAR

Elizabeth Warren: POCAHONTAS

Ronald and Nancy Reagan: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE

George and Laura Bush: CLUELESS

Bill and Hilary Clinton: PINOCHIO

Barack and Michael Obama: THE CRYING GAME

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H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 77th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were many really funny captions!

All the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 vote, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

God Guts Glory and Ammo!!!

Here’s his winning caption:

Michael Obama

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SouthsideBob and willi are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“From winning a RuPaul look-alike contest, to becoming first lady! Who says dreams don”t come true!”

After a fresh chest wax, the first “lady” of snot told her subjects that she would perform “her” pec-flexing rendition of George of the Jungle ONLY if they eat their peas.

Lola is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

America, Behold your QUEEN!

Sig94 and Son of the Rabbit People are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Wearing a dress made entirely of arugula, the First Lady prepares to address the 2014 Conference of the International Flat Chest Society. Other celebrity attendees include Janet Reno (past president of the Society) and Hillary Clinton.

Having exhausted the supply of table cloths from which to make garments, the First Lady has started on the curtains.

Another Lola caption is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s her caption:

“Let them eat Steroids!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to God Guts Glory and Ammo!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn

Mrs. Lucifer wants to help us at the supermarket

What could possibly go wrong?

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EAGnews.org

With nation’s school lunches fundamentally transformed, Michelle O eyes ‘talking shopping carts’

July 18, 2014
BEN VELDERMAN

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First, Michelle Obama seized control of your child’s school lunch and made it “healthy.” Now, the First Lady wants to change the way you buy groceries…

The high-tech carts – which would cost every grocery store about $30,000 to provide – would be physically divided and color coded to help consumers select approved food items. It would also “have a system installed so that when the shopping cart reaches its healthy ‘threshold’ it would congratulate the customer,” FreeBeacon.com reports…

In case that’s not creepy enough, the feds want grocery store employees to serve as government “ambassadors” who can “redirect” food stampers toward healthy items by explaining the various incentive programs and nutritional information…

I’ve excerpted some teaser paragraphs. Please use the following link to read this fantastic article: http://eagnews.org/with-nations-school-lunches-fundamentally-transformed-michelle-o-eyes-talking-shopping-carts/


A little context on Michelle’s spending habits please: 
We sometimes need to go outside America to get a straight message about the Obamas. That’s the case with the following excerpted article.

MailOnline

Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations

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Expensive taste: Michelle Obama, pictured yesterday in Massachusetts, has been accused of spending $10m of public money on vacations

The Obamas’ summer break on Martha’s Vineyard has already been branded a PR disaster after the couple arrived four hours apart on separate government jets.

But according to new reports, this is the least of their extravagances.

White House sources today claimed that the First Lady has spent $10million of U.S. taxpayers’ money on vacations alone in the past year.

Branding her ‘disgusting’ and ‘a vacation junkie’, they say the 47-year-old mother-of-two has been indulging in five-star hotels, where she splashes out on expensive massages and alcohol.

The ‘top source’ told the National Enquirer: ‘It’s disgusting. Michelle is taking advantage of her privileged position while the most hardworking Americans can barely afford a week or two off work.

‘When it’s all added up, she’s spent more than $10million in taxpayers’ money on her vacations.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029615/Michelle-Obama-accused-spending-10m-public-money-vacations.html#ixzz37ppIp6qt

Please note, this article was published in August 2011. Michelle has had a lot more time to spend our money since then!


So the first lady plans to force expensive high tech shopping carts on every supermarket in America. How might that affect our already rising food prices? Remember, when we talk about the cost of food, we are no longer on the subject of extravagances we can’t afford, but on life’s necessities, sometimes bare survival. 

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.

 

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.