Category Archives: Michelle Obama

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 115th Caption Contest!

There were so many great captions. Y’all outdid yourselves for this contest!

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 115th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . .

Snoopy dancesquirrelmistress!

Here is her winning caption:

obama lightsaber

Joe is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here is his caption:

I’m ready to attack ISIS!

Kevin J. Lankford is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here is his caption:

Yes, the force is with me, Moochi. The force of the Supreme Court. The force of Congress. The force of the Senate. The force of the CIA. The force of the FBI. The force of the Secret Service. The force of all my military. And yes, Even the force of my powerful media.

japoa and MomOfIV are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Oh my Mr.President, what a big rod you have” . . . . All the better to screw with the American people.

May the “farts” be with you…and you alone, Obama.

Captain America, chemtrailssuck, and MoFrappy are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Zero,” the gay blade!

“May the farce of what we’re doing be with you ALL…”

Barry shows the world what’s been hiding in Michelle’s pants.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, squirrelmistress!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


2015 White House Indeterminate-Holiday Greetings Card

White House Christmas Card

H/t John Molloy


Just what you’ve all been waiting for: FLOTUS raps

Why are the subtitles necessary? Oh that’s right, because it’s rap music.


Obama makes devil’s horns hand-sign in Turkey

The Group of Twenty or G-20, founded in 1999, is an international forum for the governments and central bank governors of 20 major economies: Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Mexico, Russia, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Turkey, the United Kingdom, the United States, and the European Union (EU). The purpose of the G-20 is to study, review and promote high-level discussion of policy issues pertaining to the promotion of international financial stability.

This year, the G-20 Summit took place in Antalya, Turkey, on November 15-16, 2015.

When Obama was in Antalya, this pic below was taken of him making a devil’s horns hand-sign.

Obama makes devil sign

The pic was posted on the Facebook page of Nassar F. Nasralha on Nov. 20, 2015, with the following comment:

During his visit to Turkey on the occasion of the G-20 annual meeting in Antalya Obama doing sign of the Grey wolves a Turkish fascist group which is anti-semitic, anti-Israel and Jews, anti-Christians, anti Armenians and anti Kurds…

According to Wikipedia:

The Grey Wolves (Turkish: Bozkurtlar) . . . is a Turkish nationalist organization. It is variously described as ultra-nationalist or neo-fascist. Formally a youth organization with close links to the Nationalist Movement Party (MHP), it has been described as MHP’s “militant youth arm”, “unofficial militant arm”, and “paramilitary and terrorist wing”…. The Grey Wolves have a “strong emphasis on leadership and hierarchical, military-like organisation.”

The ideology of the Grey Wolves is described as:

  • Race-based: belief in a “Turkish race”
  • Supremacist: belief in “the superiority of the Turkish race”)
  • Theocratic: “its conception of the Turkish nation is blended with Islam”; “The principle of . . . the synthesis of Turkishness and Islam is very dominant in their rhetoric and activities.”
  • Their ideal Turkish nation is Sunni-Islamic and mono-ethnic, inhabited by “true” Turks.
  • Pan-Turkist: The Grey Wolves seek to unite the Turkic peoples in one state or empire stretching from the Balkans to Central Asia, including the newly independent Central Asian states of the former Soviet Union.

The UK’s Telegraph calls the Grey Wolves an “ultra-nationalist Turkish terrorist group”.

The Grey Wolves and Nationalist Movement Party supporters are known for their hand sign, which represents a wolf head. It is made by holding up the forefinger and little finger.

Grey Wolves hand sign

Grey Wolves hand sign

Call it the Grey Wolves’ sign all you want, it’s still the devil’s horns hand-sign, by whatever name.

devil's horns

Anton LaVey, founder of Church of Satan, makes devil's horns sign

Anton LaVey, founder of Church of Satan, makes devil’s horns sign

Here’s a side-by-side comparison of LaVey and Obama:

Anton LaVey & Obama make devil's horns handsign

At best, Obama was making the Grey Wolves salutation, which means the President of the United States was expressing his solidarity with an Islamic racial supremacist terrorist group. At worst, the President of the United States was making the devil’s hand-sign.

To all those who voted for the POS in 2008 and again in 2012, you must be so proud.

But then, Obama voters probably are proud of him, being satan worshippers themselves. I honestly can’t explain their votes otherwise.

Lest we forget, here’s FLPOS making the “Grey Wolves” satanic hand-sign.

Michelle Obama on March 2009 Vogue cover

H/t FOTM’s maziel


Hundreds of students return to the cafeteria after dropping Michelle Obama’s lunch program

Take a look at the pictures of the food kids were served. Don’t blame them for not wanting to eat that garbage!

michelle obama angry

Daily Mail: The decision by officials at a high school in Montana to give up $117,000 in federal money and drop Michelle Obama’s healthy lunch program has proved to be a popular and profitable success. Business has been booming in Bozeman High School’s cafeteria since its board members voted to drop the National School Lunch Program in a bid to keep students from leaving campus to eat.

The lunch program set limits on calories, fat and salt in lunches and mandated that more whole grains, fruits and vegetables should be served in order to curb the onset of childhood obesity. Many students who weren’t fans of the lunch program would leave campus to get fast food at lunch, but they’ve been returning now that the program is gone, the Bozeman Daily Chronicle reported.

Sales of ‘extra food’ – anything considered less than a complete meal – exceeded $54,000 for the school district in September, up from $37,000 last year and $48,000 the year before that.  Bob Burrows, the district’s food service director, said: ‘We’re off to a good start. Our traffic is way up – over 1,000 (customers a day) regularly.

While some parents and students were against the switch, other saw it as a necessary move in order to prevent the school from losing money.  Alison Beckman, the high school’s food service manager, said over the summer : ‘They’re young adults. At this age you’re not going to tell them what to eat.  All the new rules and mandates have done is push students off campus to the fast food restaurants.

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More than half of the food being served is made from scratch in school kitchens and the district has started using local beef, honey and other fare instead of relying on pre-packaged ingredients. There is a smartphone app and website that both allow parents and students to take a look at what is being served and access the nutritional information about menu choices.

Although most of the complete meals are fairly close to the guidelines set under the federal lunch program, the school is serving snacks and drinks that are not healthy and have no nutritional value. Pizza is also available every day at the 11th Avenue Grill at the high school.

Bozeman High School is not the only institution that had issues after serving up food that was mandated by the First Lady and the USDA. Last year, students in Oklahoma took to social media and posted photos of meals from the National School Lunch Program that looked unappetizing in some cases and downright gross in others.

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The pictures from several schools in Tulsa sparked debate about whether placing a calorie limit on school lunches was actually a viable strategy for combating childhood obesity.

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People came down on both sides of the issue, but a representative from Tulsa Public Schools insisted the meals were designed to teach kids how to eat well, NewsOn6 reported.  TPS rep Kit Hines said: ‘We have nutrition education opportunities where we go in the classroom and teach children about good nutrition. We have a high poverty rate, so basically our problem is, is a lot of our students when they are not at school, what types of meals are they going to be exposed to?  So what we are trying to do is educate our students and make sure they know what those healthy choices are.’


Michelle Obama makes devil sign on Vogue cover

The sign of the horns, more sinisterly called the Devil’s Horns, is formed by extending the index and little fingers while holding the middle and ring fingers down with the thumb, signifying one’s allegiance to Satan.

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The hand sign was popularized in the late 1960s by the founder of the Church of Satan Anton LaVey (see pic below).

Anton LaVey

This is Michelle Obama on the cover of the March 2009 issue of the fashion magazine, Vogue. (I circled her left hand in yellow.)

Michelle Obama on March 2009 Vogue cover

If you think he accidentally made the devil’s horn hand sign, think again.

Just try making that sign yourself. It’s not easy. It takes a conscious effort.

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Michael Obama’s massive Trapezius muscles

If you need more evidence that the mainstream media are corrupt political whores, here it is.

After 7+ years of Obama’s ruinous rule and his spouse’s countless vacations that cost already severely indebted America countless millions of dollars that we don’t have, Time magazine can still publish a fawning article with this nauseating title, “Everyone Is in Love With Michelle Obama’s Amazing Vera Wang Dress.”

The butt-kissing article is all about Mooch wearing a gown designed by Vera Wang for White House’s state dinner for Chinese Communist president Xi Jinping on Sept. 25, 2015. Most of the article consists of picture after picture of M.O., like this one:

Mooch in Vera Wang1

If Time magazine actually reported the truth, the headline instead should read:

Everyone Is Agog At Michael Obama’s New Wig That Only Half-Conceals His Massive Trapezius Muscles.

Here’s a close-up of Michael. His massive Trapezius muscle is circled in white:

Mooch in Vera Wang

Here’s a pic of Mooch’s back Trapezius muscles (on her left is Peng Liyuan, wife of Chinese commie prez):

Mooch's back Trapezius muscles Sept 25 2015

From I Draw Fashion‘s tutorial on how to draw males and females

male vs. female trapezius muscle

Let’s remove race and athleticism as possible explanatory factors by comparing Mooch with black tennis players Venus and Serena Williams:

Comparing shoulders of Michelle Obama, Venus & Serena Williams

Venus and Serena Williams are professional athletes with strong shoulders and arms, but they don’t have Mooch’s Trapezius muscles.

Michelle Obama is not a professional athlete, but “she” has shoulders wider than the Williams’ and bulky Trapezius muscles typical of males.

It doesn’t take a logician to arrive at the logical conclusion.

I also have this question: How can Mooch go from being flat as a pancake to sporting bodacious boobs? Did he get breast implants?

mooch-with-no-boobs 2013 to Mooch with boobs 2015

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