Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama tells kids she used to beat up her older brother & cousins

0.58Mooch dancing at a Ellen DeGeneres TV show in March 2015 (see “Is this Michelle Obama’s weenie?”)

Yesterday, April 22, 2015, FLPOS conducted a question and answer session with children during the White House’s annual “Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day.”

There were the usual questions about what it’s like living in the White House and who was her favorite person whom she’d met, to which Mooch gave the usual expected answers.

The only strange thing she said was in response to a boy named Derrell who asked, “How was it like . . . when you were a kid?”:

“When I was a kid? You know, I had a normal childhood. I grew up in Chicago…. I was kind of a tomboy when I was little, because I had a big brother and I used to box with him. My father used to box, so he bought us both boxing gloves. My brother had big ones, I had little ones. And I used to beat up my brother and my cousins. I loved baseball and softball…. But otherwise, I was just a regular little girl.”

Mooch’s brother is Craig Robinson, who is older than 51-year-old Mooch by l year 10 months. He stands 6 feet 6 inches and is a former head men’s basketball coach at Oregon State University and Brown University, and a star forward as a player at Princeton University in the early 1980s. He currently works as an analyst for ESPN.

Now let the jokes about Michael, err, Michelle begin. LOL

H/t CNSNews and FOTM’s MomOfIV

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 96th Caption Contest!

We had noticeably fewer entrants for this contest, perhaps due to our readers being busy with Holy Week. (Please let me know in our poll at the end of this post!)

FOTM writers dutifully voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

CalGirl! Snoopy dance

Here’s her winning caption:

It's truthtelling time!

christy is our 2nd place runner-up, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Obama: “I’m a whiny pissy pants”
Michelle: “Bruce Jenner, call me”

BobToonist and cynkading are both in 3rd place, each withtwo #2 votes, totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Barry: “All those fools be thinkin’ I’m a muslim….”
Michelle: “You’re standing on your prayer rug, idiot!”

Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde

aarrdy and Lori B are both in 4th place, each with one #1 votes and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

His: This is Me..
Her: I’m with Stupid <—

His: blank check for war
Hers: menu for disadvantaged public school kids

Another BobToonist caption, Captain America, and Dennis H. Bennett are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Him: I can handle twelve hard inches
Her: They’re mine

Obumble’s sign says “Catcher”
Uglies’ sign says “Pitcher”

His: I’m Ren
Hers: And I’m Stimpy

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Please sound off in our poll!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Éowyn

reprobate

Official holiday pic of the Obamas, before they took off for balmy Hawaii.

President and Mrs. Obama bring you a teachable moment

[rep-ruh-beyt]
noun
1. a depraved, unprincipled, or wicked person: a drunken reprobate.
2. a person rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
adjective
3. morally depraved; unprincipled; bad.
4. rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.
verb (used with object), reprobated, reprobating.
5. to disapprove, condemn, or censure.
6. (of God) to reject (a person), as for sin; exclude from the number of the elect or from salvation.


Proverbs 6:12-19

A troublemaker and a villain,
who goes about with a corrupt mouth,
who winks maliciously with his eye,
signals with his feet
and motions with his fingers,
who plots evil with deceit in his heart—
he always stirs up conflict.

Therefore disaster will overtake him in an instant;
he will suddenly be destroyed—without remedy.

There are six things the Lord hates,
seven that are detestable to him:
haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,
a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,
a false witness who pours out lies
and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.


Count the details in the description in Proverbs.
It seems our president has scored 100%!

Let’s have some fun with this Caption Contest!

This is the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic. Sorry for the grainy quality.

It's truthtelling time!

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s “my” caption entry, which is actually the hilarious original pic sent to me by FOTM Facebook reader Mark Carroll:

Hussein & Michael

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 7, 2015.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

Thank you!

~Éowyn

Godzilla returns to Tokyo!

Michelle Obama with Japanese Emperor and Empress March 19, 2015

First Lady POS “Michael” Obama is in Japan for 3 days to promote the Let Girls Learn, an initiative that advocates education for girls worldwide by the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). The initiative costs U.S. taxpayers $231.6 million for education programs in Nigeria, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Jordan, and Guatemala.

Does Mooch not know that the Japanese are the world’s most literate people (100% literacy rate) and Japan has no barriers to educate girls?

Yesterday, March 19, wearing a garish floral-patterned jacket and skirt, Mooch paid a visit to the Imperial Palace to meet Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko.

Today, FLPOS travels to Kyoto visit the Kiyomizu-Dera Buddhist Temple and the Fushimi Inari Shinto Shrine, after which she’ll fly to Cambodia.

Elizabeth Harrington reports for The Washington Free Beacon that FLPOS’s Kyoto visit is costing taxpayers nearly $80,000 for rental cars, according to a government contract.

H/t Birther Report reader-commenter TonyUnplugged from whom I stole the title for this post. LOL

~Éowyn

Does this face give you the creeps, too?

Last night, as I was putting together the new Caption Contest post, I looked through the photos I’ve saved in my “Caption Contest” folder to find a suitable pic for our 95th Caption Contest.

I came across this pic, taken at the funeral memorial to Nelson Mandela on Dec. 10, 2013 — of the POS making a public display of his devotion to FLPOS and “Michael,” in turn, looking smug and self-satisfied.

POS kisses hand of FLPOS

But what really creeped me out is the face in the shadows behind FLPOS on the far left — watching, with eyes full of malice and resentment.

The individual in the shadows is Susan Rice, former ambassador to the UN and now Obama’s national security adviser.

If Hollywood central casting were looking for someone to portray Satan, that’s the face.

See also “Nelson Mandela was no saint but a Black racist who wanted to kill all whites

~Éowyn

Is this Michelle Obama’s weenie?

On July 3, 2014, after officiating at a wedding of two homosexuals in New York, comedienne Joan Rivers was asked by an off-camera reporter: “Do you think the country … United States will see the first gay president or first woman president?”

This is what Joan Rivers said, sounding weary and definitely not in a joking mood:

“We already have [the first gay president] with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.“

Two months to the day of Joan Rivers’ outing of the Obamas, she was declared dead after she had stopped breathing during a routine endoscopy in a clinic.

The word “tranny” may refer to either a transvestite or a transsexual/transgender. Long before Rivers’ outing, there were rumors on the Internet that the First Lady of the United States of America is actually a man. See my post “Michelle Obama is a transexual?.” The rumors are such that, by now, more and more Americans think Michelle Obama is a man.

Even Alex Jones weighed in. On July 9, 2014, probably prompted by Rivers’ outing of the Obamas, Jones said (10:27 mark):

I’ve always looked at her [Michelle Obama’s] jaw, her shoulders, her pelvis, all of it looks male. She has that male superman physique [Alex Jones makes hand gestures of an inverted triangle]. And, it just clicked. You know what? I bet she is not who she says she is…. They lie about everything else!

On Thursday (March 13, 2015), The Ellen DeGeneres Show released a preview clip for an upcoming episode showing Michelle Obama and DeGeneres dancing to the song “Uptown Funk.” Towering over Ellen and six other dancers, Mooch wore a pair of white pants and a black top and short jacket that reached to just below the waist, thereby exposing her crotch and hips.

The video of Mooch dancing has gone viral. The dancing begins at the 3:57 mark:

Here’s a screenshot I took at the 4:20 mark:

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Here’s a screenshot I took at the 4:52 mark:

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Here’s a cropped enlarged view of the 4:20 and 4:52 screenshots:

Michelle's weenie

Here’s an even more magnified view of 4:52:

0.58 cropped & enlarged

That strange-looking “fold” in Mooch’s white pants looks similar to this one in a pic taken early in Obama’s first term:

To the ladies among FOTM’s readers:

Does your crotch ever show a weenie bulge like Mooch’s?

I can honestly say that none of my pants had ever shown a “fold” like Mooch’s weenie bulge.

What do you think?

~Éowyn