Category Archives: Michelle Obama

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 77th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were many really funny captions!

All the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 vote, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

God Guts Glory and Ammo!!!

Here’s his winning caption:

Michael Obama

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SouthsideBob and willi are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“From winning a RuPaul look-alike contest, to becoming first lady! Who says dreams don”t come true!”

After a fresh chest wax, the first “lady” of snot told her subjects that she would perform “her” pec-flexing rendition of George of the Jungle ONLY if they eat their peas.

Lola is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

America, Behold your QUEEN!

Sig94 and Son of the Rabbit People are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Wearing a dress made entirely of arugula, the First Lady prepares to address the 2014 Conference of the International Flat Chest Society. Other celebrity attendees include Janet Reno (past president of the Society) and Hillary Clinton.

Having exhausted the supply of table cloths from which to make garments, the First Lady has started on the curtains.

Another Lola caption is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s her caption:

“Let them eat Steroids!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to God Guts Glory and Ammo!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn

Mrs. Lucifer wants to help us at the supermarket

What could possibly go wrong?

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EAGnews.org

With nation’s school lunches fundamentally transformed, Michelle O eyes ‘talking shopping carts’

July 18, 2014
BEN VELDERMAN

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First, Michelle Obama seized control of your child’s school lunch and made it “healthy.” Now, the First Lady wants to change the way you buy groceries…

The high-tech carts – which would cost every grocery store about $30,000 to provide – would be physically divided and color coded to help consumers select approved food items. It would also “have a system installed so that when the shopping cart reaches its healthy ‘threshold’ it would congratulate the customer,” FreeBeacon.com reports…

In case that’s not creepy enough, the feds want grocery store employees to serve as government “ambassadors” who can “redirect” food stampers toward healthy items by explaining the various incentive programs and nutritional information…

I’ve excerpted some teaser paragraphs. Please use the following link to read this fantastic article: http://eagnews.org/with-nations-school-lunches-fundamentally-transformed-michelle-o-eyes-talking-shopping-carts/


A little context on Michelle’s spending habits please: 
We sometimes need to go outside America to get a straight message about the Obamas. That’s the case with the following excerpted article.

MailOnline

Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations

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Expensive taste: Michelle Obama, pictured yesterday in Massachusetts, has been accused of spending $10m of public money on vacations

The Obamas’ summer break on Martha’s Vineyard has already been branded a PR disaster after the couple arrived four hours apart on separate government jets.

But according to new reports, this is the least of their extravagances.

White House sources today claimed that the First Lady has spent $10million of U.S. taxpayers’ money on vacations alone in the past year.

Branding her ‘disgusting’ and ‘a vacation junkie’, they say the 47-year-old mother-of-two has been indulging in five-star hotels, where she splashes out on expensive massages and alcohol.

The ‘top source’ told the National Enquirer: ‘It’s disgusting. Michelle is taking advantage of her privileged position while the most hardworking Americans can barely afford a week or two off work.

‘When it’s all added up, she’s spent more than $10million in taxpayers’ money on her vacations.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029615/Michelle-Obama-accused-spending-10m-public-money-vacations.html#ixzz37ppIp6qt

Please note, this article was published in August 2011. Michelle has had a lot more time to spend our money since then!


So the first lady plans to force expensive high tech shopping carts on every supermarket in America. How might that affect our already rising food prices? Remember, when we talk about the cost of food, we are no longer on the subject of extravagances we can’t afford, but on life’s necessities, sometimes bare survival. 

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.

 

President and Mrs. Lucifer stuffing their faces.

Wayne Allyn Root on the Murder of the Middle Class

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What is the Murder of the Middle Class?
By Wayne Allyn Root

My new book, “The Murder of the Middle Class” launches today Monday July 14th across America. It’s about how America, the greatest nation in world history, is being destroyed, plundered and looted by the premeditated “Murder of the Middle Class.” This is no accident, mistake, or coincidence. This is a purposeful plan. This is the boldest, grandest criminal conspiracy in world history.

Although the man at the center of this massive world-class fraud is Barack Obama, there are many moving parts and co-conspirators. These include famous billionaire businessmen, corporate CEOs, the Federal Reserve, Wall Street bankers, central bankers, government employee unions, the IRS, EPA, NSA, the Bar Association, assorted communists and America-haters, and even some well-known D.C. establishment Republicans. It’s quite a shocking list of conspirators.

Lies and fraud are at the center of this “murder of the middle class.” President Obama and various big government politicians need to distract the middle class from their real agenda. Lies are their WMD- weapon of mass distraction.

So they claim Obamacare is about “saving the sick and uninsured”…when the real objective is income redistribution (through higher taxes and higher premiums) to make the middle class poor and dependent on government.

They claim environmental regulations and green energy will save us from global warming…when the real objective is bankrupting the middle class by tripling utility bills, gas bills and grocery bills.

They claim immigration reform is about “protecting innocent children”…when the real objective is to create 12 million new low-wage employees in the labor force…depress middle class wages for generations to come…create 12 million future Democratic voters…and assign all of them lawyers at the expense of middle class taxpayers, to enrich the Bar Association, the biggest donor to the Democrat Party.

They claim higher taxes are to “create equality”… when the real objective is income redistribution and starving the biggest donors to conservative causes and candidates- small business and the middle class.

They claim higher education spending is “for the kids,” …when the real objective is enriching teachers unions so they can funnel hundreds of millions back to Democrat politicians.

They claim bailing out GM was to “save jobs”…when the real goal was saving bloated pensions for auto union members, whose unions kicked back hundreds of millions to Democrat politicians.

The Fed claims quantitative easing is “to save the economy”…when the real goal was making crony capitalist Warren Buffett $12.7 billion richer last year, while the children and unborn grandchildren of middle class taxpayers owe back $17 trillion in debt used to fund a fixed craps game on Wall Street.

It’s always about lying to cover-up the real agenda of murdering the middle class; redistributing wealth; making it impossible for small business to compete with big business; rewarding lobbyists, lawyers and crony capitalists; keeping politicians in office for life; and putting big government in control of our every move.

But the biggest lie of all is when politicians like Obama claim, “It’s all okay. Things are getting better. We’re in a recovery. Look away, there’s nothing to see here.”

It’s not okay. This author was just notified by his health insurance company that my family’s policy has been cancelled. When Obama was elected my bill was $500 per month. Today it’s $1700 per month. But now my family will have no insurance at all, because of Obamacare. Tens of millions of middle class Americans will soon receive the same notice. This is no mistake. This was premeditated fraud upon the middle class.

My grocery bills have skyrocketed. How about yours? My electric bills are at all-time highs. Gas prices have doubled since Obama became president. How can middle class people survive, without becoming dependent on government? Ah, that’s the point.

All this while the economy is in crisis and collapse. The GDP for the first quarter was NEGATIVE 2.9%, one of the worst showings in history, six years after Obama’s trillion dollar stimulus promised to “save” the economy. That stimulus went to Obama’s voters (the poor) and Obama’s donors (the super rich). But the bill (in the form of debt) goes to the middle class for decades to come.

No, things are not alright. Here are just a few of the facts from my new book, “The Murder of the Middle Class:”

China is set to pass America as the world’s #1 economy based on consumer spending. THIS YEAR. It will be the first time since 1872 that America has not been the #1 economy in the world.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616806/American-dollar-hits-wall-China-prepares-leap-place-worlds-largest-economy-end-year.html

For the first time in history America’s middle class isn’t #1 in the world. Canada’s middle class has passed us.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/23/upshot/the-american-middle-class-is-no-longer-the-worlds-richest.html?hp&_r=1

For the first time in American history more businesses are closing each day than starting up.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/05/05/u-s-businesses-are-being-destroyed-faster-than-theyre-being-created/?hpid=z5

There are now 70% more Americans collecting entitlement checks than working in the private sector (148 million “takers” vs. 86 million “makers”)… a fact provided by the U.S. Census Bureau.

http://www.cnsnews.com/commentary/terence-p-jeffrey/86m-full-time-private-sector-workers-sustain-148m-benefit-takers

The average full-time male employee now earns less (adjusted for inflation) than 40 years ago.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/men-who-work-full-time-earn-less-40-years-ago

20% of U.S. families don’t have a single member who is employed:

http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/the-real-unemployment-rate-in-20-of-american-families-everyone-is-unemployed

Record numbers of Americans are not in the workforce (over 92 million):

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/record-number-americans-not-labor-force-june

The number of working age Americans without a job has increased by about 10 million in Obama’s first 5 years as President. That means each and every year of Obama’s Presidency, 2 million more Americans disappeared from the workforce.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-13/number-working-age-americans-without-job-has-risen-almost-10-million-under-obama

America’s 2nd largest employer is a Temp Agency.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/recovery-woes-americas-second-largest-employer-is-a-temp-agency/article/2532778

70% of Americans believe we are still in the middle of the economic crisis, or that the worst is yet to come. And, they are correct.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-04/7-10-americans-believe-crisis-not-over-or-worst-yet-come-52-cant-afford-their-homes

There is no doubt the great American middle class is being murdered. I’ve spent the last year writing the “Murder of the Middle Class” to give all Americans the information, tools and courage to save the middle class and the American Dream. This fight is just getting started. Get informed and join the battle. God Bless America.

Caption Contest! A Mooch with no Boobs

This is the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t my friend John Molloy):

Mooch with no boobsThe above pic of First Lady of Snot and Itchy Crotch Michelle Obama was taken on Dec. 8, 2013, at the Kennedy Center Honors gala in Washington, D.C. The source of the photo is an article by Justin Ravitz in US Weekly with this sickening swooning title, “Michelle Obama Stuns at Kennedy Center Honors in Sexy, Glam Gown: Pictures.”

Justin Ravitz

Ravitz is an “entertainment” writer at US Weekly whose brief bio says he “attended Vassar College,” a private elite liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, NY. Founded in 1861 as a women’s college, Vassar became co-ed in 1969.

Bet you $5 Ravitz is homosexual and one of the people included in Joan Rivers’ quip, “We all know” Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Michael Obama is caught with flat tires, having missed his appointment for a pair of refresher boob implants.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 15, 2014.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pic that you think will be perfect for our caption contest? Send it to us at:

fellowshipminds@gmailcom

~Eowyn

“We all know” Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny

Yesterday, after officiating at a wedding of two sodomites in New York, comedienne Joan Rivers outed the president and first lady of the United States as a homosexual and transgender, respectively. (See Steve’s post here.)

Rivers was asked by an off-camera reporter: “Do you think the country … United States will see the first gay president or first woman president?”

This is what Joan Rivers said, sounding weary and definitely not in a joking mood:

“We already have [the first gay president] with Obama, so let’s just calm down. You know Michelle is a tranny… a transgender. We all know.

We all know.

Of course, by “we,” Joan Rivers wasn’t referring to ordinary American people, aka the sheeple who pay the taxes that (barely) holds the U.S. government together, who pay the movie tickets that maintain the Hollyweirdos in their extravagant and debauched “lifestyle”.

So who are those “we” who “all know” all along that Obama is “gay” and his “wife” Michael — oops, Michelle — is really a man?

Clue No. 1

Remember that Newsweek cover of May 21, 2012, proclaiming Obama to be “The First Gay President”?

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Newsweek‘s orgasmic cover was prompted by Obama’s reversal of the military’s long-standing “don’t ask don’t tell” policy and his open support of “gay marriage.”

The weekly magazine’s accompanying cover story was written by the political pundit Andrew Sullivan, a public (i.e., outed) homosexual who wrote that Obama’s support of gay marriage had brought him to tears. (Lest you get all misty-eyed sentimental, he’s the same Andrew Sullivan who once said “gay marriage” does NOT mean monogamy. As he put it oh so delicately: “there is more likely to be greater understanding of the need for extramarital outlets between two men than between a man and a woman.”)

At the time, we the sheeple thought Newsweek didn’t literally mean Obama is “the first gay president”.

Think again.

Homosexuals pride themselves on their gaydar. They have to, in order to find each other because homosexuals constitute only 3% of the U.S. population, according to the Williams Institute, UCLA’s LGBT research think tank. That means Andrew Sullivan already knew Barack Hussein Obama is a homosexual, just as another public homosexual — conservative blogger Kevin Dujan of HillBuzz — has known all along.

Clue No. 2

7 months after the Newsweek cover, Candy — the first transexual style magazine — caused a brief publicity stir when it chose for its cover a transgender model, Connie Fleming, bearing a decided resemblance to Michelle Obama. (See DCG’s post about this here.)

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In the words of Daily Mail: “A striking transgender model made up to look like Michelle Obama being sworn into office has been put on the front cover of a  U.S. magazine….  Fleming is dressed in typical First Lady fashion, down to the pearl necklace. Even the hair style is reminiscent of President Barack Obama’s wife, Michelle.

For Candy to do a cover story on a transgender U.S. president is bold enough, why pick a BLACK male-to-female transgender for its cover? And not just any black MtF transgender but one who resembles Michelle? Then have the model wear a wig just like Michelle’s and a sleeveless dress just like Michelle’s, exposing Fleming’s toned muscular arms, of which Michael Obama is so proud and for which he is celebrated by all the Obama idolators in the MSM?

Clue No. 3

Fast forward 1½ years to Time magazine’s cover of June 9, 2014, proclaiming that we’re at a “Transgender Tipping Point: America’s Next Civil Rights Frontier.” (See my post, “Transgender surgery now covered by bankrupt Medicare“.)

Time transgender cover

For its cover picture, Time could have chosen any number of transgenders — male-to-female or female-to-male; white, black, yellow, brown.

But the magazine chose a BLACK male-to-female transgender, an obscure actor named Laverne Cox who also bears an uncanny resemblance to Michelle Obama. As observant FOTM commenter motherbarbarian noted: “Looking at that Time cover photo, I am reminded of Michael Obama. Same sculpted arms and muscled legs.”

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

Friends, we’ve been played.

“We all know.” They all know.

Joan Rivers, Andrew Sullivan, Newsweek, Candy, Time, and all the denizens of the “liberal” media and Hollywood have known all along.

See our posts:

~Eowyn

Joan Rivers Calls President Obama Gay, Says First Lady Is ‘Tranny’

Well there you have it. Straight from the horse’s mouth.

~Steve

FOTM is vindicated. See our posts:

~Eowyn

Milwaukee school board president asks who elected Michelle Obama to dictate school lunches

Robert Gebelhoff reports for the Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel that beginning July 1, 2014, public schools across America participating in the the National School Lunch Program, are coping with new stricter standards for school lunches from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, championed by First Lady of Snot Michelle Obama to eliminate empty calories.

First Lady of Snot

What can students expect to find? Wheat bread, low-calorie drinks, meals with limited sugar, fat and salt.

The Edmonds School District in Washington even banned cupcakes for birthday celebrations.

But some school district officials are saying they’re all for healthy food, but they have to sell enough hot lunches to break even on their program — and that won’t work if the kids shun the food. They also are a little prickly about federal officials telling them what to do.

Rick Petfalski, School Board president for the Muskego-Norway School District, said “We believe that proper food nutrition and meal portion guidelines are best decided at a local level.”

So the Muskego-Norway School District opted out of the program, which means the district will no longer receive federal money for its meals, but it also means the district is free to serve whatever it wants. Already losing money because fewer kids were buying the meals, the district will now have to cover the cost of free and reduced lunches on its own, partly by spending less on foods that students don’t eat and increasing the number of kids buying lunches by providing tastier meals.

Under the school lunch program regulations, Petfalski said, the district’s food service was projected to be headed toward a $54,000 deficit. By opting out — and presumably selling more food — he expects about a $7,100 surplus. “By leaving the program we will not be required to follow these onerous guidelines, pushed by and large by Michelle Obama, who last I checked has been elected by no one,” Petfalski said.

Frustration by schools and parents across the country prompted Republicans in Congress to propose a waiver system that would allow schools strapped for cash the chance to receive federal subsidies from the government without having to comply with the USDA’s requirements. If it becomes law, schools that can demonstrate a net loss over a six-month period in their food service would be eligible to operate outside the standards.

U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama tour the Istiqlal Mosque in Jakarta

In a guest column in The New York Times, First Lady of Itchy Crotch Mooch has vowed to fight the waiver.

Gwen Moore (D-Wisconsin)

Gwen Moore (D-Wisconsin)

The waiver proposal is also being fought by Rep. Gwen Moore (D-Wisconsin), the same Congresswoman who said black Americans would rather be dead than eat Ramen noodles.

H/t Education Action Group 

~Eowyn

Bill Clinton not Chelsea’s biological father

A rumor that first surfaced some years ago is cropping up again now that the woman whom First Lady of Snot Mooch calls “the Hildebeest” seems to be intent on becoming the next U.S. president, as if she and her husband haven’t already done enough damage.

The rumor is that former president Bill Clinton is not the biological dad of Chelsea Clinton — she who commands a salary of $600,000 a year from NBC for doing literally nothing.

Clintons yucking it up

Radar Online reports, June 25, 2014, that former Clinton aide and close friend Larry Nichols, who was also the Clintons’ killer-for-hire (see “Bombshell: Long-time Clinton associate says he killed people for Bill & Hillary), claims that Bill once told him he was not the biological father of Chelsea, and that Chelsea’s real father is Webster Hubbell, the former mayor of Little Rock, Ark. and Hillary’s one-time law partner.

Nichols lives in Charlotte, N.C. with his wife Suzy and four children.

Radar Online points out this isn’t the first time the rumor mill has circulated around 34-year-old Chelsea.

On June 2, 2014, The New Yorker cited anti-Clinton blogger Robert Morrow’s claims that Hillary and Webster had had an affair in 1984 during Bill’s second term as governor of Arkansas.

At the same time, Bill – who later admitted to numerous affairs with Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky – was involved in a paternity scandal of his own, that he got a local woman pregnant.

Nichols said, “We were discussing this woman’s claims that Bill had knocked her up and what we should do about it. But he [Bill Clinton] denied that he could have gotten her pregnant. He said he had measles as a kid and that rendered him sterile. His exact words were, ‘I shoot blanks.’ Stunned by what I’d just heard, I asked him, ‘Then what about Chelsea?’ And he said, ‘Oh, Webb (Hubbell) sired her.’”

In an interview with The National Enquirer, blogger Morrow says the alleged scandal raises “character questions about Hillary.” Morrow says:

“Chelsea is a dead ringer for Webb. But Hillary initially kept the pregnancy secret from Bill! If your wife becomes pregnant, the husband is usually the second person to know. But I find it very odd that Bill initially didn’t find out about his wife becoming pregnant – and had to learn that fact from a newspaper. According to well-respected author Edward Klein’s (2005) book, The Truth about Hillary, Bill discovered his wife was pregnant by reading it in the Arkansas Gazette. It’s unfortunate, sad really, that Chelsea has no real relationship with Hubbell – who I believe to be her real biological father – when he’s alive and kicking and living in North Carolina. But it could be she’s in denial, despite overwhelming proof that Webb is her real dad.”

As the governor of Arkansas, Bill appointed Hubbell as Chief Justice of the Arkansas State Supreme Court. Ten years later, Hubbell resigned just before pleading guilty to federal mail fraud and tax evasion for overbilling clients and served 15 months in prison.

Below are side-by-side pics of pre-plastic surgery Chelsea Clinton (l) and Webster Hubbell (r). Note the similar weak chin (aka chinless wonder), which is not a feature of either Bill’s or Hillary’s physiognomy.

Chelsea Clinton; Webster Hubbell

Here are pics showing Chelsea’s transformation as a result of plastic surgery on her chin and nose:

Chelsea's pastic surgery

~Eowyn

FLPOS Michelle calls poor-little-rich-girl Hillary “Hildebeest”

Hillary Clinton, aka the Hildebeest?

There is no love lost between First Lady of Snot Mooch and Hillary “What difference does it make” Clinton.

According to journalist Edward Klein’s new book, Blood Feud, the Obamas and the Clintons absolutely cannot stand each other. In an essay for the New York Post, June 21, 2014, Klein writes:

Outwardly, they put on a show of unity — but privately, the Obamas and Clintons, the two power couples of the Democratic Party, loathe each other.

“I hate that man Obama more than any man I’ve ever met, more than any man who ever lived,” Bill Clinton said to friends on one occasion, adding he would never forgive Obama for suggesting he [Bill Clinton] was a racist during the 2008 campaign.

The feeling is mutual. Obama made ­excuses not to talk to Bill, while the first lady privately sniped about Hillary.

On most evenings, Michelle Obama and her trusted adviser, Valerie Jarrett, met in a quiet corner of the White House residence. They’d usually open a bottle of Chardonnay, catch up on news about Sasha and Malia, and gossip about people who gave them heartburn.

Their favorite bête noire was Hillary Clinton, whom they nicknamed “Hildebeest,” after the menacing and shaggy-maned gnu that roams the Serengeti.

Wildebeest

Wildebeest

But then Mooch seems to hate everyone.

Remember this from June 2009?

vulcan death stare1Mooch gave the Vulcan death stare to then First Lady of France Mrs. Sarkozy, the former high fashion model Carla Bruni. If looks could kill, Mrs. Sarkozy would have dropped dead then and there.

Meanwhile, Hildebeest has not learnt from her poor-me pity-party about being “dead broke” when she and Bill left the White House, despite the two making $12 million in that first year.

On Saturday, June 21, Hildebeest opened her big mouth again to insert her other foot.

She told the Guardian that she and Bill are not like “a lot of people who are truly well off” because they work hard and pay income taxes, never mind the fact that:

  • The Clintons have a net worth of $100 million or more.
  • The Clintons have made an estimated $155 million since leaving the White House in 2001, which makes them the wealthiest former first family in America.
  • To date, Bill has been paid $2.6 million of his White House pension.
  • Hillary earned approximately $2 million during her second career, first as United States Senator and later Secretary of State.
  • Since she left the State Department last year, Hillary has made roughly $5 million in speeches and more than $16 million in advances for her two memoirs, In Living History (2003) and Hard Choices (2014).

A net worth of $100 million is not truly well-off!

No wonder Hildebeest’s fellow Demonrats are starting to circle round like sharks smelling blood in the water.

Dick Harpootlian, a former Democratic Party chairman in South Carolina, told The Washington Post, “I don’t know whether it’s just that she’s been ‘Madam Secretary’ for so long, but she’s generating an imperial image. She’s been living 30, going on 40 years with somebody bringing your coffee to you every morning. Is it more Downton Abbey than it is America?”

This morning, VPOS Joe Biden chimed in, asking the audience at the White House’s “Working Families Summit” to cut him some slack because his personal wealth falls short of the Clintons’. Declaring himself “the poorest man in Congress,” the VPOS said, “Don’t hold it against me that I don’t own a single stock or bond . . . . I have no savings accounts. But I got a great pension and I get a good salary.”

Actually, Biden’s financial disclosures suggest a net worth of around $800,000, which though “not truly well off,” is more than ten times the median U.S. family networth of $77,300 in 2010. That year, a networth of just $300,000 — $500,000 less than Biden’s — would catapult you into the top 10% of Americans in wealth.

In other words, VPOS Biden is only a little less removed from the realities of many Americans than the Hildebeest. Such is our ruling class.

Update (June 25, 2014):

Students at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, are outraged that multimillionaire but not “truly rich” Hillary Clinton will get a speaking fee of $225,000 to deliver the keynote address in October at an elite invitation-only gala for the university’s big donors. The students discovered the obscene fee just weeks after the university formalized a 4% tuition increase for each of the next four years, on top of nearly-tripled tuition costs since 2004. The university said private funds are being tapped to pay her speaking fee. (Daily Mail)

~Eowyn

New country hit! The First Lady is a Man!

Listen to this brilliant song before YouTube pulls it.

Hilarious!

Here’s the lyrics (as best as I could manage):

Well, I’ve seen many things,
but one thing I don’t understand:
How can a lady be a man.

Well, I’ve seen those massive shoulders,
I’ve seen those huge biceps,
I’ve seen those bulging eyebrows,
and one thing I’ll never forget,
the First Lady is a man.

And what I mean is,
that’s a ___, man.

There are no pregnant photos.
the kids don’t look like either of them.
Those children, they’re adopted,
and that’s one hell of a man.

I mean,
What the hell of a man.
What the hell of a man.

Well, before this song is over,
there’s one thing I want you to remember:
Apples grow on trees,
not on women.
And so what’s a woman doing with that?

The First Lady is a man.
The First Lady ain’t no lady.
That’s a man.

That there’s a man.
Just let anybody tell you:
That ain’t no lady.
Barry, he calls him “Michael.”

H/t FOTM’s Dee

See also “Michelle Obama is a transexual?

~Eowyn