Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Student’s Photo of Skimpy Michelle O School Lunch Sparks Outrage

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EAGNews Photo

Fox News: Lunch meat, a couple of crackers, a slice of cheese and two pieces of cauliflower qualified as lunch in Chickasha (Oklahoma) Public Schools Monday.

Chickasha lunch Student Kaytlin Shelton took a photo of the skimpy lunch and showed it to her parents.

“It makes me want to take that and take it to the Superintendent and tell him to eat it for lunch,” the girl tells Fox 25. “I can go pay a dollar for a Lunchable and get more food in it,” her father, Vince Holton, says.

Shelton is pregnant and eating for two, complicating the problem.

Chickasha superintendent David Cash agrees the skimpy lunches need to be addressed. “You’ve got in some cases little kids that they’re only two meals are breakfast and lunch at school and they’re getting you know a grand total of 1100 calories. That’s not enough,” Cash says.

The new lunch complies with lunch regulations championed by First Lady Michelle Obama and implemented by the USDA.



It’s rubber-room time: Michelle Obama dances with turnip

Iman Crosson

Iman Crosson

You can’t make this stuff up.

Iman Crosson is a Barack Obama impersonator.

In an #AskTheFirstLady segment, Crosson (@AlphaCat) asked the First Lady Female Impersonator of the United States this raunchy question:

“How many calories do you burn every time you ‘turn up’?!”

Note: Urban Dictionary gives two definitions for the expression “turn up”:

  1. Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you’re in to)
  2. Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, molly or other drugs

The White House posted Mooch’s 6-second response, “Turnip for what,” on the WH Vine account, looped over and over in the video below:

“Turnip for what” is Mooch’s take on DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s “Turn Down for What.”

Like you, I’d never heard of DJ Snake or Lil Jon or their atrocious rap “song”. But the First Lady of the most powerful country in the world has.

Just makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

H/t FOTM’s Lola

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Romney tells a birther joke

On Sunday night (Oct. 12, 2014), while campaigning for 2014 U.S. Senate candidate Joni Ernst of Iowa, former GOP presidential nominee and Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney told a birther joke about President Ebola:

President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”

H/t BirtherReport

Remember what the late Joan Rivers said to a reporter two months before she died, after going into a coma while undergoing a routine endoscopy?

She said, “We all know he [Obama] is gay and Michelle is a tranny.”

Just as Hollywood and the MSM “all know” we have a homosexual president and a transgender first lady, America’s political élites also “all know” about Obama’s bogus birth certificate and his constitutional ineligibility to be president of the United States.

But I do give Romney some credit for being the first nationally-known politician to bring up this subject, albeit in a joke.

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Obama, smartest man ever & father of 2, cannot pronounce OB/GYN

During the 2008 presidential election season, besotted with candidate Barack Hussein Obama, Democrats touted him to the smartest man, ever.

But the smartest man in the world, holder of a law degree from prestigious Harvard University, can’t properly pronounce Marine Corps. Instead of saying “marine cor-men,” he said “marine corpse-men”:

The smartest man in the world, holder of a B.A. in political science from Columbia University and a Harvard degree in constitutional law, thought there were 58 states, instead of 50, in the U.S. of A. During a campaign stop in 2008, he said, “I’ve been to 57 states with one more to go.”

The smartest man in the world also cannot correctly pronounce Massachusetts, but instead pronounced the word like a child as “Massatoosits”:

On November 13, 2011, during his press conference at the APEC meeting in his alleged birth city, Honolulu, Hawaii, Obama displayed his geographical acumen when he referred to Hawaii as “Asia.”

Asia, of course, is a continent, whereas the islands of Hawaii are in the Pacific Ocean, midway between the Asian and North American continents.

The latest from the smartest man in the world:

Instead of pronouncing OB/GYN (the acronym for obstetrician/gynecologist) the way we all do, as “oh bee gee why en,” Obama uniquely and weirdly pronounces OB/GYN as “oh bee guy nee.”

While announcing the resignation of his attorney general Eric Holder, President Ebola said: “Like me, Eric married up. He and his wife, Dr. Sharon Malone, the nationally-renowned oh bee guy nee . . . .”

Note that this is a man whose wife supposedly had carried to term and given birth to two daughters, and so would have had ample experience with obstetricians/gynecologists or OB/GYNs. Unless, of course, his wife is not a woman, and so was never pregnant or given birth, which means the Obama household had no need for OB/GYNs. (See “Where are Obama’s daughters’ baby pics and birth records?“)

As Thomas Lifson observes in American Thinker:

I have to wonder what kind of conversations they had in the Obama household when Michelle had her two pregnancies and deliveries.  Did they never use the familiar acronym for an obstetrician/gynecologist? Or did they both think it was pronounced ohbeeguynee? If the latter, did Michelle never discuss her OB/GYN with female friends? I have been married to an OB/GYN for decades, and have never heard it pronounced the Obama way. Always oh-bee-gee-why-en.

This is such a downright strange phenomenon, it almost seems as though someone raised in a fantasized USSR training camp for deep cover agents was inserted into the identity of Barack Obama and loosed upon America, a highly trained faux American. But they forgot to teach him the pronunciation of OB/GYN.  Like those WW II movies where the German spy is caught because he doesn’t know who Babe Ruth is. Okay that’s ridiculous, the stuff of spy novels. Couldn’t possibly happen.

But how ridiculous is being the father of two girls and not knowing the pronunciation of the kind of doctor who delivered your children?

In 1992, then-Vice President Dan Quayle (R) was ridiculed by the national media and made a laughing-stock for correcting a student’s correct spelling of “potato” to “potatoe.” But did you know about Obama’s many embarrassing blunders, including this latest one about OB/GYN? Why’s that?

H/t FOTM’s

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President Ebola and the She-Male


Be honest.

If you didn’t already know the one on the left is named Michelle, wouldn’t you think that’s a man wearing a bad wig and a dress? LOL

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Reporter banned from talking to audience at Michelle Obama campaign speech

The Obama presidency began on a promise of being the most transparent administration ever.

The reality, like every promise of “hope and change” from this president, turns out to be quite different. Instead of transparency, the Obama administration is opaque and hostile to the Constitution’s First Amendment promise of a free press.

Months ago, on March 21, 2014, New York Times’ foreign policy reporter James Risen had called the Obama administration “the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation,” warning that the White House seeks to control the flow of information and those who refuse to play along “will be punished.”

The latest incident of non-transparency happened last Monday, Sept. 29, 2014, when Michael, oops, Michelle Obama was in Minnesota to stump for Wisconsin Democratic candidate for governor Mary Burke.

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Meg Kissinger was at Mooch’s speech, reporting for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Wisconsin’s well-known newspaper. Kissinger took to her Facebook page and Twitter to describe what happened.

She said aides for both Mooch and Burke banned her from talking to members of the crowd.

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Kissinger also reported the ban in her article for the Journal Sentinel:

At the Burke event, a number of people in the crowd were upset about a lack of seating. Several people, including a woman using two canes, complained that she had nowhere to sit.

Reporters and photographers were cordoned off in a central area with chairs and tables. Several people in the crowd asked if they could have extra chairs reserved for the media — but reporters were initially forbidden from handing them over. Eventually, some of the Burke staff gave the extra chairs to attendees.

Burke and White House staff also told reporters not to talk to people in the crowd before the event.

Makes you wonder what Mooch and Burke fear would be revealed if reporters talked to the crowd . . . .

Note that Kissinger, despite feeling “creeped out” by the ban, did not protest. Instead, like the good sheep she is, she obediently complied.


What good is the First Amendment’s promise of freedom of the press if the press willingly muzzle themselves?

Such is the state of the Fourth Estate in Obama’s Amerika.

So much for the check-and-balance role of the free press as envisioned and institutionalized by our Founding Fathers.

Liberty in tears

H/t The Blaze


Man Scales White House Fence And Makes It Into Front Door.

So I’m kinda thinking what would Vlad do?   sfi_machinegune6

Is it just me or does it seem to you also that there was a time that if a guy jumped the fence you would think he would not get very far. 

Could it be this touchy feely crap that has emasculated everything that was once proud and strong in this country? The Secrete Service has been in so many scandals lately. 

Secret Service Director Julia Pierson began an investigation into what went wrong. Oh yea, we have the first female head of the Secrete Service. I don’t know if that means anything, but with this group usually woman + lib is a disaster. 

Obama and family had just left the residence. Much as I can’t stand him the thought of a whack job getting in the doors of the WH is scary.


WASHINGTON (AP) — The man accused of getting inside the White House after scaling a fence is a veteran who was awarded a medal for his service in Iraq and retired due to disability, the Army said Sunday.

Credit: Evan Vucci AP

Credit: Evan Vucci AP

Authorities have identified the intruder from Friday night’s shocking incident as Omar J. Gonzalez, 42, of Copperas Cove, Texas, and the Army said he had served from 1997 to 2003, when he was discharged, and then again from 2005 to December 2012, when he retired.

The military does not provide details about a soldier’s disability due to privacy considerations.

The Secret Service tightened security outside the White House after the embarrassing breach in which the intruder carrying a knife climbed the fence, ran across the lawn and entered the building before agents stopped him.

The first family was away from the White House at the time.

Increased surveillance and more officer patrols are among the measures that Secret Service Director Julia Pierson ordered. She also began an investigation into what went wrong.

A member of the House Homeland Security Committee said Sunday that it was astonishing, at a time of concerns about terrorist attacks, that “someone could actually get into the White House without being stopped.”

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., said the intrusion was “absolutely inexcusable” and he expected congressional hearings into the incident at one of the world’s most heavily secured buildings.

“This demands a full investigation, an investigation as to what happened, why it happened and what’s being done to make sure it never happens again,” he told “Fox News Sunday.”

Officials first said the fact that the man appeared to be unarmed may have been a factor in why agents at the scene didn’t shoot or have their dogs pursue him before he made it inside.

But a criminal complaint issued late Friday revealed Gonzalez had a small folding knife with a 3 ½-inch serrated blade with him at the time of his arrest.

At a hearing late Saturday afternoon in D.C. Superior Court, the assistant public defender representing Gonzalez said Gonzalez had no convictions or arrest warrants and had tested negative Saturday for drug use, according to The Washington Post.

“This is someone who has provided service to his country and shown commitment in his life,” said the lawyer, Margarita O’Donnell, as she tried unsuccessfully to get Gonzalez released.

Gonzalez was expected to appear in federal court Monday to face charges of unlawfully entering a restricted building or grounds while carrying a deadly or dangerous weapon.

According to a criminal complaint, Gonzalez told Secret Service agents after his arrest that he was “concerned that the atmosphere was collapsing” and needed to contact the president “so he could get word out to the people.”

Rest of Story Here!!