Category Archives: Idiots

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 116th Caption Contest!

We have a clear winner for this contest. :D

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 116th Caption Contest, with five #1 votes, totaling 15 points, is . . .

Snoopy danceKevin J Lankford!

Here is his winning caption:

dutchmen in miniskirts protest Muslim sex assaults, Amsterdam, Jan. 16, 2016

lahthoughts is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s his caption:

We pee sitting down too…….

Scott M. is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s his caption:

“And next week we are all going to wear Goat heads”

Helene Pineau, Lou D’amico and MomOfIV are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Dutch courage.

“We were supposed to wear panties too?” “Damn it, no wonder I’m cold!”

manhood has left the building

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Kevin J Lankford!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


Not My Circus

Not My Monkeys


Sorry folks, I actually don’t trust any of these people anymore… not one.

This is just my cynical day. Tomorrow the sun will shine again. My emotions are like the weather, but God’s love is unchanging.

“The LORD’S lovingkindnesses indeed never cease, For His compassions never fail. They are new every morning; Great is Your faithfulness.” – Lamentations 3:22-23


Artist as Con Man

Sold at Auction for $44 Million


—Newman overwhelms and seduces the viewer with the totality of its sensual, cascading washes of vibrant blue coexisting with Newman’s vertical “Sign” of the human presence, his iconic and revolutionary “zip.” – Sotheby’s description



Barnett Newman (January 29, 1905 – July 4, 1970) was an American artist. He is seen as one of the major figures in abstract expressionism and one of the foremost of the color field painters. His paintings are existential in tone and content, explicitly composed with the intention of communicating a sense of locality, presence, and contingency.[1] – Wikipedia

“I hope that my painting has the impact of giving someone, as it did me, the feeling of his own totality, of his own separateness, of his own individuality.”
– Barnett Newman


“Any art worthy of its name should address ‘life’, ‘man’, ‘nature’, ‘death’ and ‘tragedy’.”
– Barnett Newman

"Onement VI" by Barnett Newman is on display during a preview of Sotheby's Impressionist and Modern Art sales in New York on May 3, 2013. Sotheby's is scheduled to hold its Impressionist & Modern Art sales May 7. AFP PHOTO/Emmanuel DunandEMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images

Mr. Barnett, excuse me, I think you forgot to add the word “pretense” to your list. ~ TD

The enlightened residents of the Hamptons on Long Island have embraced the abstract expressionist movement like this work and inflated the prices.

There is so much I want to say, but at this moment I am too angry.

No joke: Muslim men really do rape goats

We joke about Muslim men having sex with goats.

It turns out it’s not a joke.

The video below was uploaded to Daily Motion on Nov. 28, 2013, with a description in French — that a U.S. military surveillance helicopter surveying a village in Afghanistan captured infrared camera footage of Afghan men sodomizing a poor goat.

WARNING: Graphic!

Here’s a screenshot at the 2:41 mark in the video, of a man sodomizing a goat while two other men stand nearby:

Afghan men sodomize goat

See also:


Muslim man molests blonde store mannequin

Imagine what he would do to a real, live woman . . . .

See also “Half of world’s Muslims are inbred due to generations of incest”.


Useful Idiots for Islam

In political jargon, “useful idiot” is a term for people who, unwittingly, are propagandists for a cause the goals of which they are not fully aware, and who are used cynically by the leaders of the cause.

Fact #1: As a money-making operation, ISIS or Islamic State are kidnapping thousands of women and children from their homes and selling them into slavery. See, for example, this Dec. 27, 2015 (UK) Express article.

Fact #2: A Syrian operative admitted that more than 4,000 covert ISIS gunmen had been smuggled into western countries, hidden amongst “innocent” refugees. (Source: Express, Nov. 18, 2015)

And here are Islam’s useful idiots:

Useful idiots for Islam

H/t John Molloy


Say What? Hillary Clinton ranked most-admired woman in U.S. for record 20th year

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Hillary Rodham Clinton

What is wrong with these people? Americans named Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton the most-admired woman living anywhere in the world for the 20th time, according to a poll released Monday.

According to Gallup, 13 percent of participants mentioned the former secretary of state when asked, “What [woman/man] that you have heard or read about, living today in any part of the world, do you admire most? And who is your second choice?”

This is the 14th consecutive year Clinton has topped the annual Gallup list — longer than any other woman or man in the Washington-based consulting company’s history. Since 1993, when she was first named most-admired woman, Clinton has maintained the media’s attention with her various roles: first lady, senator, secretary of state and presidential candidate.

Other women in this year’s top 10 included human rights leaders (Malala Yousafzai and Aung San Suu Kyi), talk show hosts (Oprah Winfrey and Ellen DeGeneres) and other political figures (Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina, Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin).


For men, President Obama was named the most-admired man living anywhere in the world by a wide margin: 17 percent of those polled mentioned the commander-in-chief when asked the aforementioned question. Pope Francis and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump were tied for second place, listed at 5 percent each.

The other admired men in the top 10 included presidents (George W. Bush and Bill Clinton), other presidential candidates (Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson) and religious leaders (the Dalai Lama and the Rev. Billy Graham).

These data are the result of telephone interviews conducted Dec. 2-6 using a random sample of 824 adults from all U.S. states and the District of Columbia.