Category Archives: Idiots

A SJW who can’t form a coherent argument without a curse word…

Nor with a substantive point…

DCG

Monday Funnies: Liberals don’t make sense!

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And here’s their leader!
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H/t FOTM’s Dale C. and josephbc69

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~Éowyn

“I’ve made myself unemployable, now pay me benefits”

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Daily Mail: A woman who had stars tattooed on her face says she has no choice other than to claim benefits worth £14,000-a-year ($15,224 US dollars) because no one will employ her.

Kay Bennett, 33, from Swindon, says the tattoos, which were done when she was 24, have turned her into a jobless recluse. ‘Until they are removed, I won’t be able to find a job and will be stuck on benefits,’ says Miss Bennett, who resigned from her last role because she felt ‘left out’ by colleagues, and is now hoping someone will step forward and offer to pay for her to have laser removal.

‘I can’t afford to have it done but I’m absolutely desperate to get rid of them,’ says Miss Bennett, who claims she has applied for 40 jobs in the last year but without success. ‘I hope my nightmare will make anyone think twice about having such visible tattoos especially on your face, neck or hands,’ she says.

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‘I am well spoken but as soon as people see me they think I’m rough and common. People take one look at me, see the stars and automatically think I’m a criminal or on drugs. I’ve applied for 40 jobs in the last year alone. But as soon as I turn up for an interview I can see that person looking at the stars on my face. As soon as they see those stars, and the other tattoos on my neck and hands, their mind is made up. They are not going to employ me.’

Her handouts, which total £14,000 a year, include an employment and support allowance of £360 a fortnight and housing benefit of £400-a-month. She also gets sick money because she suffers from depression, the result, she says, of tattoo-related comfort eating that has caused her go up three dress sizes from a 12 to an 18.

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Another great upset is caused by being unable to find a boyfriend, which Miss Bennett says is also down to the inkings. ‘I only attract bad boys,’ she admits. ‘Nice guys don’t fancy me because of my tattoos.’

In an ironic twist, the 33-year-old, who has 18 tattoos in total, says she got her first one as a means of boosting her confidence, which had been knocked by school bullies. ‘I thought if I had tattoos I would look hard and people would think twice before picking on me,’ she explains.

Over the next six years she got further tattoos done on her arms and neck, but easily found work as a security guard. Then, aged 24, she decided to have six stars tattooed on her face – much to her parents and her employers’ horror.

It took her eight years to find another job, this time as a dog sitter. But after a few months, she resigned when other staff failed to invite her on a night out. ‘I started off working as a volunteer and people got to know me,’ explains Miss Bennett. ‘But other staff were wary of me because of how I look. I didn’t get invited out with them and I was so upset I had to resign.

Since then she has been unable to find another job and has spiralled into depression. ‘I can’t go out because I feel everyone is staring at me,’ she says. I come from a middle class family. My dad is an estimator, my sister is a social worker and my mum works in admin. [But] people judge me on my looks and rarely bother to get to know me.’

DCG

More deep thoughts from the iY Generation!

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Note: The quotes below are by members of the iY Generation, Americans born after 1990. They are not the thoughts of DCG, the author of this post. ~Dr. Eowyn

“Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die. That should freak us all out. We should be overthrowing the government.”

“Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else. That is important.”

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NARAL: Putting a new spin on the non-existence of pro abortion…

“While it is very true that Hitler killed alot of people, it is also true that he was a fan of animals. He was not a bad guy when it came to his dogs, was even a vegetarian (which I personally agree with), and before he killed himself he killed his dogs too so they wouldn’t get tortured. This shows that Hitler was not always as bad as they make him out to be.”

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“What has happened due to the ideology of capitalism and the fact that it has no religious basis is that modernity has taken capitalism and has made our current society its bitch.”

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“The reason for this is because I’ve done some online research and people have been given the right to freedom.”

“Not to be fake deep but the pressure of a competition-based economy is killing my gentle spirit.”

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“The crazy Republicans wanted to teach the Southern Confederates a lesson and were mean to them. This harsh treatment caused the Southerners to mistreat the African Americans.”

And lastly, “womyn”!!!!!!

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DCG

Brave cat protects baby from man’s attacks

A baby is lying in a car-seat.

A man (the baby’s father?), seated in a messy sofa-bed, stares at the baby.

With his right hand, he first smacks the baby’s left foot, then repeatedly hits the side of the car-seat.

Whack, whack, whack . . . .

A black cat comes to the baby’s defense.

She jumps on the man’s hitting arm to stop him from hitting baby.

But the man shoves the cat off and goes back to whacking the car-seat.

So the cat leaps on the man’s arm again, and again, and again, and again, but is flung off by the man each time.

So the cat tries once again, her sixth attempt. This time she goes for the man’s elbow and bit him.

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The man is more than 20 times the size and weight of the little cat.

What a brave and noble kitty!

H/t Most Holy Family Monastery and FOTM’s Mike.

~Éowyn

 

Hillary’s in, so why vote for her? Because she’s a womyn!

This is why we got Obama.

Twice.

College students at George Washington University (The depth and breadth of our academic programs, the exceptional qualifications of our full-time faculty, the unmatched experiences of our adjunct faculty and the strengths of our research initiatives allow our students, our faculty and our staff to look at the world beyond the classroom. They allow us to prepare the next generation of leaders.) support Hillary Clinton yet can’t name one accomplishment of hers.

But they’d vote for her because she’s a womyn*!!!

Heck, even Hillary struggles to name her accomplishments as Secretary of State.

They vote among us…

LIVs

DCG

*Womyn is the feminazis’ preferred spelling. Because if you use wo”man” or wo”men” you might upset their delicate sensibilities.

Sodomite has silicone injections to enlarge penis to 9 lbs

Homosexual men are obsessed with their penises:

The latest evidence of sodomites’ penis-obsession is a homosexual German man, Micha Stunz, who enlarged his penis with silicone injections so that his unwieldy organ now measures 9 inches, with a girth of 3.5 inches, and weighs a ridiculous 9 lbs.

The Daily Mail is coy about Stunz’ sexual “orientation,” but the picture below of a leather-clad Stunz at a bondage-fetish Folsom Europe Festival in Berlin makes that clear.

Micha Stunz at the bondage & fetish Folsom Europe Festival in Berlin

 Stunz, 45, who lives in Berlin, told Vice.com that “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6 lb, hasn’t been enough for a while.”

He said he had his penis permanently enlarged in this way, not because it makes him feel more beautiful, but because it makes him feel “better” — whatever that means — although the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him because “After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more.” But he insists “there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.”

He also can no longer get a normal erection.

Stunz’s interest in enlarging his penis began 20 years ago when he was given a penis pump as a present. He found that “that when I went out pumped up, it was a good feeling, it felt great. I had the feeling that I wasn’t trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself to change it.”

So he began enlarging himself with saline injections, but stopped because although “The feeling was great, but I didn’t like getting the injections- there’s always a risk of infection. And also the people around me started to wonder why my groin area would change in size. That’s why I started looking for something more permanent.”

It took him several years to find out about silicone injections, which were only available in London when he first began researching them. Instead of seeking professional medical help, he met a medical student who agreed to perform the first injections. To date, Stunz has had four procedures which involved injecting silicone into his penis and scrotum.

But Berlin urologist Dr. Aref el Seweife, who carries out penis enlargements, warns that injecting silicon into the penis can lead to an infection that will leave it mutilated: “In worst cases, it can lead to an enlarged artery in the scrotum and the testicles die.” A 2012 study in the Urology Annals concluded that “penile enhancement procedures with liquid silicone by non-medical personnel could result in devastating consequences.”

Stunz claims he leads a “normal life” — “I go to work, buy groceries, go to bars, clubs, and to the movies. I usually try to make sure it isn’t too obvious. But I guess it isn’t easy buying a new pair of pants.” He prefers to urinate sitting down in a cubicle because he attracts odd looks when using public urinals.

While sometimes he says he is pleased to get so much attention, at other times he uses a satchel bag to cover his bulge.

He insists “I’m actually a pretty shy person,” but has no qualms attending the Folsom Europe Festival – a bondage, fetish and latex affair in Berlin — garbed in a specially-made pair of latex pants to show off his 9-lb penis. Stunz explains why he loves the “festival”: “You can offer up who you are and show yourself the way you want without having to think about what other people will think of you.”

Stunz says he’s worried that potential partners are only interested in him for his penis: “You get reduced to the bulge obviously. There’s always that danger in the relationship. But if you take the time to get to know the other person, you find out whether he really loves you or just a part of you.”

Stunz also claims to conceal his silicone-infused penis from his boss and members of his family, which is odd indeed since they now know because he’s so “shy” that he blabbed to the press.

See also “Depraved nacho party.”

~Eowyn