Category Archives: Humor

Dancing With the Old

Eat your hearts out, Dancing With the Stars.

This pair of senior citizens, Pete and Beulah Mae, can really dance!

Dancing is a great way to stay limber and in shape even in old age.  :)

H/t BigGeekDad and FOTM’s dee

~Eowyn

Sermon in a Smile

Whom the Son sets free
is free indeed!

Live like someone left the gate open!

Live like someone left the gate open!

I saw this photo in Facebook, and have no idea who the photographer is. Please, if this is your photo, let us know, so we can give you credit. In the mean time, thank you for the smiles. ~ TD

This should be the easiest Caption Contest, ever!

This is the 82nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Next generation of Democrats

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The next generation of Democrats!

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2014.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 81st Caption Contest!

There were so many really really good captions!!!

Alas, the judges, FOTM writers, were obliged to narrow the field of contestants down. We dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 81st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . . .

wendybar!!! Snoopy dance

Here’s her winning caption:

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Lola is our 2nd-place runner-up, with four #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s her caption:

Obama demonstrates the Hajib Headlock to his loyal supporter.

truckjunkie is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

QUICK! I HAVE HIM! Bring the cuffs!!!

southsidebob is in 4th place, with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points. Here’s his caption:

The last time I was attacked like this it was in Chicago. Same guy too.

Eric Griffin, Rod Frank, and another wendybar caption are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Your new health insurance premium will be…

Your golf spikes are puncturing my foot!

I will not leave the White House willingly. I will take this white lady as a hostage, and I will hurt her. I am Muslim, hear me roar……

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to wendybar!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn

Monday funnies!

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Speechless

“Political language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”
– George Orwell

After listening to the latest lies from President Lucifer and his band of spokes-weasels, I have nothing to say. Nothing.

These people are reprobate, beyond reach. God save us.

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~ TD

Obama grows horns

On Sept. 10, 13 days after admitting he had no strategy to deal with the Islamic State (IS, aka ISIS, aka ISIL), the POS ceremoniously unveiled his “counterterrorism” policy against IS from the State Floor of the White House.

Here’s the video of his speech:

Depending on the angle of the camera — NBC News’, for one — President Lucifer can be seen sprouting horns from his head.

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Here’s a closer-up view:

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Kinda reminds me of the pic of the POS (below) published a year ago by the popular and widely read Egyptian newspaper Al Wafd:

President Satan

H/t GovtSlaves and FOTM’s elldee626

~Eowyn