I Think they might be on to something. :)
Don’t worry I’ll offend someone else tomorrow. :)
Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!”
~Steve~ H/T Hujonwi
Canada’s Global News Edmonton has a kind heart. The teevee station regularly features dogs who need a home.
Last week, Mike Sobel’s weather report featured a part mastiff named Ripple from the Edmonton Humane Society.
Watch what happens! LOL
To take your mind off the wall-to-wall media coverage of Ebola, here’s something truly gruesome! LOL
Christmas 2014 isn’t here yet.
But I’m nominating this house for the best 2014 Christmas lights! LOL
You can’t make this stuff up.
Iman Crosson is a Barack Obama impersonator.
In an #AskTheFirstLady segment, Crosson (@AlphaCat) asked the First
Lady Female Impersonator of the United States this raunchy question:
“How many calories do you burn every time you ‘turn up’?!”
Note: Urban Dictionary gives two definitions for the expression “turn up”:
- Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you’re in to)
- Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, molly or other drugs
The White House posted Mooch’s 6-second response, “Turnip for what,” on the WH Vine account, looped over and over in the video below:
“Turnip for what” is Mooch’s take on DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s “Turn Down for What.”
Like you, I’d never heard of DJ Snake or Lil Jon or their atrocious rap “song”. But the First Lady of the most powerful country in the world has.
Just makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?
H/t FOTM’s Lola
H/t FOTM’s pnordman
This is the 84th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
The pic on the left is of Chelsea Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky leaving the hospital after she had given birth to their daughter, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky, on September 26, 2014. In 2001, Marc’s dad Edward Mezvinsky was convicted of 31 of 69 felony charges of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud, totaling nearly $10 million.
The pic on the right is of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, and her husband Prince William leaving the hospital after she had given birth to George Alexander Louis on July 22, 2013. George is third in line to the British throne, after his grandfather (Prince Charles) and father (Prince William).
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
Chelsea: “Blue dress like Kate’s. Check. Long flowing chestnut hair like Kate’s. Check. Pose in front of hospital steps like Kate. Check. So why is Marc, after I’ve kissed him again and again, still a frog?”
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us!