And if Americans are so stupid and corrupt as to elect her President, expect truckloads of this wonder drug to be delivered to the White House.
More Liagra funnies!
H/t FOTM’s Glenn47, John Molloy, and Blake
“Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die. That should freak us all out. We should be overthrowing the government.”
“Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else. That is important.”
NARAL: Putting a new spin on the non-existence of pro abortion…
“While it is very true that Hitler killed alot of people, it is also true that he was a fan of animals. He was not a bad guy when it came to his dogs, was even a vegetarian (which I personally agree with), and before he killed himself he killed his dogs too so they wouldn’t get tortured. This shows that Hitler was not always as bad as they make him out to be.”
“What has happened due to the ideology of capitalism and the fact that it has no religious basis is that modernity has taken capitalism and has made our current society its bitch.”
“The reason for this is because I’ve done some online research and people have been given the right to freedom.”
“Not to be fake deep but the pressure of a competition-based economy is killing my gentle spirit.”
“The crazy Republicans wanted to teach the Southern Confederates a lesson and were mean to them. This harsh treatment caused the Southerners to mistreat the African Americans.”
And lastly, “womyn”!!!!!!
I was walking through the mall, and came upon a Muslim bookstore.
The clerk asked if he could help me.
I asked for a copy of the The Obama Administration’s Immigration Policy Book Regarding Muslims.
The clerk said, “F*ck off! Get out and stay out!”
“Yes”. I said, “That’s the one.”
H/t FOTM’s maziel
An Irish Priest is transferred to Iola, Texas.
He rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine Spring day in his new West Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. So the priest promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
“Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter.”
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the priest’s Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun, replied, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Then, Father O’Malley replied, “Aye, ’tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”
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