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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 110th Caption Contest!

Honestly, this contest elicited so many funny (and deservedly off-color) captions, choosing a winner was difficult. In my judgment, everyone of the captions you’ll see below deserves to be first-place.

But as usual, the FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 110th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 vote, totaling 7 points is . . .

Zorro! Snoopy dance

Here’s his winning caption:

Boehner pals with POS

Lola and dee are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here are their respective captions:

Barry giggles in anticipation of seeing John’s Lucky Charms.

Now that I’m not speaker, sweety, I will have more free time for you.

cynkading, LAH, Jo and truckjunkie are all in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

We have had a good run you and I!!!

Beohner thinks to himself “Joe Biden is right, he seems to be a pretty clean negro”.

No, seriously! There really are people that think Michelle is a woman!

Ohhh-Barry,I can’t WAIT to get you in the sack!!

Another Lola caption, MomOfIV and Sharon Odehnal are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Matching Ties. Matching Lies.

politicians don’t retire, they simply fade, fade away……into corporate lobbyist positions!

“Meet me at midnight Barry, same place we always go!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Zorro!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting caption contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


Clip-on man buns are now a thing

Pajama boy approved.


NY Post: For those looking to take the world’s most controversial hairstyle out for a spin, now’s your chance. Clip-on man buns are real, and they’re available on — where else? — Groupon.

The “Clip In Man Bun,” priced at $9.99 — slashed from an unfathomable $65 — is a fuller bun than the usual get-up favored by the likes of Harry Styles and Jake Gyllenhaal. Whereas those dudes’ ’dos resemble modest, unkempt ponytails, the clip-on bun resembles an artificial-hair donut — or a half-Leia.

Groupon Photo

Groupon Photo

Still, the product’s Groupon page makes it abundantly clear that its creators are in on the joke. “Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head,” read the directions, “in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table.”

Out just in time for the holidays, more than 1,000 of the clip-on coifs have already been ordered, and will surely join the ranks of other of-the-moment gifts like the selfie stick or the wine glass attached to a bottle.

Describing the product’s uses, a narration video ends by saying, “then you can remove it easily and quickly, leaving you plenty of time to spend the rest of your night to think about what it’s like to be the type of person who lies to everyone.”

These guys sure love irony — just like all those damn hipsters who sincerely wear man buns.


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Friday Funny: Look what a little makeup can do!

Katie Couric with without makeupOlivia Wilde with without makeupGwyneth Paltrow without makeupOprah Winfrey with without makeupMadonna without makeupmakeup2

H/t FOTM’s maziel