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Saturday Funny


Demi Lovato

This delicate, elegant flower of womanhood is Demi Lovato at the launch of her national “‘Cool for the Summer’ Pool Party Tour” on the rooftop of New York’s Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel July 1, 2015.

Demi Lovato? Who’s dat?

Wikipedia says Demetria Devonne “Demi” Lovato is an American singer, songwriter and actress who made her debut as a child actress in Barney & Friends. Lovato was a judge and mentor on the U.S. version of The X Factor in 2012 and 2013.


SCOTUS goes homo, so let’s drown our sorrows in another Caption Contest!

This is the 101st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic.

Ronald MacDonalds in subway

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

After all the Sturm und Drang, it turns out the dreaded Illuminati are just a bunch of bozos. 

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 7, 2015.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

Thank you!


We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 100th Caption Contest!

FOTM writers voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

Happily, we have a clear winner.

The winner of FOTM’s 99th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and four #2 votes, totaling 14 points is . . .

Strnadel Snoopy dance

Mark of the Beast Africa

Son of the Rabbit People is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Have you heard about the new fad sweeping the nation? You put the face of a moron on a flag, then put the flag on the face of a moron.

Jo and LAH are both in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

As predicted, the “useful idiots” exuberantly wait in line to have the “Mark of the Beast” screwed into their foreheads.

A Goat herder’s Dream.

Another LAH caption and Vox Sanitas are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Damn….I’ve been flagged by the fag.

He needs to be wearing stripes, not worn on the Stars and Stripes!

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Strnadel!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting caption contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


Tuesday Funny: We’re adopted?

shocked dogs

H/t FOTM’s maziel


Tuesday Funny! How to set your password

Democrat voter

A senior citizen bought a new computer and tries to set a password.

Windows: Please enter your new password.

User: cabbage

Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

User: boiled cabbage

Windows: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

User: 1 boiled cabbage

Windows: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

User: 50damnboiledcabbages

Windows: Sorry the password must contain at least one upper case character

User: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

Windows: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

User: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

Windows: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

User: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

Windows: Sorry, that password is already in use.

H/t FOTM’s maziel


Saturday Funnies: The trans edition!

Transgender! Transrace! Transspecies!

We have them all!

Bruce Jenner's cattrans2transtrans3trans1

H/t FOTM’s dee, Lola, & Anon


Comedian Jackie Mason Sounds Off on Political Correctness

Mason: Telling it like it is...

Mason: Telling it like it is…

THR: Legendary 84-year-old comedian Jackie Mason is weighing in on a controversy about political correctness that much-younger comedian Jerry Seinfeld ignited a couple of weeks earlier when he said he won’t play colleges because “they’re so PC.”

Fittingly, Mason’s commentary strays far from politically correct norms, especially regarding race and sexual preferences.

“If I’m a busboy in Philadelphia, then I have to be careful about what I say. But if I’m a public tycoon like Jerry Seinfeld, and I got a billion dollars in my pocket, he’s got to be nuts to wonder or worry about what people are going to think,” Mason says in a taped interview with radio host Aaron Klein that will air on Sunday.

Before, you couldn’t pick on homosexuals because it was bad taste, because homosexuals were a persecuted minority. Now, it’s exactly the opposite,” says Mason in audio obtained by The Hollywood Reporter. “Homosexuals can attack you and abuse you. And people who are in favor of same-sex marriage could abuse you, but you can’t say a word against same-sex marriage.

He says that gay couples are a “sensation” while heterosexual couples are suspect, and heads of companies who oppose same-sex marriage “are out of business.”

Joking about skin color is also problematic nowadays, Mason says.

“It used to be you couldn’t say the N-word,” he says. “Then the word ‘black’ went out of business because you had to say ‘Negro.’ Then ‘Negro’ went out of business, you had to say ‘African American.’ Now, everyday, you have to buy a paper to find out what a black person is called today … A black person can call you anything he wants. Free speech today is only for black people.”

Later, he amends his assessment: “There is only free speech now in this country for black people and homosexuals and any other minority … But if you are a white Protestant American gentile, you can’t say a word.”

Seinfeld set off a debate in Hollywood — in particular among comedians — when he said during an ESPN interview that college kids were too quick to brand comedians “sexists” and “racists” if they were to tell jokes perceived as insensitive. Colleagues like Dave Chappelle and Bill Maher have agreed with Seinfeld while others, notably Whoopi Goldberg, have been less supportive.