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Why We Love Children …..

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. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later…..’Da-ad….’
‘What?’
‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?’
‘No, You had your chance. Lights out.’
Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…..’
‘WHAT?’
‘I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??’
‘ I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to smack you!!’
Five minutes later…….’Daaaa-aaaad…..’
‘WHAT!’
‘When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?’

. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him ‘How do you expect to get into Heaven?’
The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in
and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he
asked with a tremor in his voice, ‘Mummy, will you sleep with me
tonight?’
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
‘I can’t dear,’ she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.’
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
‘The big sissy.’


. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children’s sermon.
All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the minister leaned over and said, ‘That is a very pretty dress.
Is it your Easter Dress?’
The little girl replied, directly into the minister’s clip-on
microphone, ‘Yes, and my Mum says it’s a bitch to iron.’


. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the
shower.
She said, ‘Mummy, you are getting fat!’
I replied, ‘Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her
tummy.’
‘I know,’ she replied, but what’s growing in your bum?’


. A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, ‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….’
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, ‘What are you doing?’
The little boy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mum.’
‘And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?’ the mother asked
‘Yes,’ he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, ‘What are you
teaching my son in math?’
The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition.’
The mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that
son of a bitch is four?’
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, ‘What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.’



. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I’m Mr.
Sugarbrown’s daughter.’
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, ‘I’m Jane
Sugarbrown.’
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, ‘Aren’t you Mr.
Sugarbrown’s daughter?’
She replied, ‘I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.’


. A little girl asked her mother, ‘Can I go outside and play

with the boys?’
Her mother replied, ‘No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re

too rough.’
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,

If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?’


A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake The barber says to her,

‘Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin..’
She says, ‘Yes, I know, and I’m gonna get boobs too.’


Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!

~Steve~                               H/T Brother Joseph 

Duct Tape Time. NYC Schools To Close For Muslim Holidays.

Alrighty then. Our Dear Miss Kelleigh wanted to post this , but could not today, and asked me to look at it. OK I did , and my head exploded.                           (Warning Rant Coming)

I have no time to mince words. I am angry, no that’s to soft. I am bat shit crazy out of my mind over this , and so should you if you are a Christian, and or an American. They are capitulating to muzzies. I value you dear readers, but friends,, make no mistake about it.  We Have crossed the Rubicon. We on the right play nice. Why? Screw that. No More. From now on I’m going to be chucking firebombs at ya. I need you angry. Not polite comments from your couch. It’s now or never that we get people awake, angry and confront the only body where we may have a chance of stemming some of the dammage. Congress. I’m not calling for violence, just rightous anger. More to come.                        ~Steve~

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New York City prepares to close public schools for Muslim holidays, Lunar New Year

By ERIC OWENS

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has announced plans to implement a policy allowing public schools to close for two major Muslim holidays and the Lunar New Year.

However, de Blasio also indicated that the Hindu festival Diwali may not reach a level of ethnic and multicultural importance to suit his vacation-day fancy, reports the Daily News.

The mayor said he is still deciding if Diwali should rate as a public school holiday.

“It is complicated in terms of logistics and school calendar and budget,” de Blasio said of the school closings he has decided to endorse. “But it’s something I want to get done in a reasonable time frame.”

The Muslim holidays when Big Apples schools will be able to shut down are Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha.

Eid al-Fitr marks the end of Ramadan and has no set date.

Eid al-Adha occurs in the fall and honors Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son on God’s command. As part of the holiday, Muslims who can afford it are expected to sacrifice their best domestic animal (cow, goat, camel, sheep, etc., depending on the region).

Estimates of the number of Muslims in New York City vary between 200,000 and 1,000,000. A website called A Journey Through NYC Religions guesstimates the number to be 600,000—roughly seven percent of the population.

The Lunar New Year is an important holiday in China and other East Asian nations. The date varies, but it’s in the winter.

According to a press release from Democrat Sheldon Silver, Speaker of the New York State Assembly, one in six New York City public school students is Asian American.

Rest of Daily Caller Story HERE!

~Steve~  &    Kelleigh

Here We Go Again. White Cop Kills Saintly Black Teen….Well Read On.

Here’s the typical Bullshit.

Wis. police urge restraint after officer kills black teen

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/03/07/madison-police-19-year-old-dies-after-being-shot-by-officer/24552525/

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Protesters march in Wisconsin after black man shot dead by police

http://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-lawmaker-says-she-saw-events-ahead-fatal-155503665.html

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And now for the rest of the story.

Here is one line I took from first link From The Perps,  oops, Victims Mother.

Although the victim was not named by police, WKOW-TV spoke to his mother, Andrea Irwin, who identified the 19-year-old as Tony Robinson.

“My son has never been a violent person,” Irwin said. “And to die in such a violent, violent way, it baffles me.”

Got That? Good now read this.

Wisconsin Shooting Victim, 19, Was Convicted Last Year For Role In Armed Home Invasion

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/armed-robbery/tony-robinson-shooting-890562

MARCH 7, 2015

The unarmed Wisconsin teenager who was shot to death last night during a confrontation with a Madison cop pleaded guilty last year to armed robbery and recently began serving a three-year probation term for that felony conviction, court records show.

Umm, Armed robbery?

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According to police, an officer responded Friday to a 911 call about a man who had assaulted a victim and was dodging cars in traffic. The cop followed the suspect into a nearby apartment, where the man allegedly struck the officer in the head, knocking him to the ground. During an ensuing struggle, patrolman Matt Kenny fatally shot the suspect.

Family and friends have identified the victim as Anthony “Tony” Robinson, a 19-year-old Madison resident. “The initial finding at the scene did not reflect a gun or anything of that nature that would have been used by the subject,” said Madison Police Chief Mike Koval.

Robinson’s mother, Andrea Irwin, said that, “My son has never been a violent person. And to die in such a violent, violent way, it baffles me

Robinson, pictured above, was arrested last April following an armed home invasion at a Madison residence,

Oh wait that’s armed robbery while doing a home invasion. I see not violent at all.

according to police records. Cops were called to the scene around 6 AM by a neighbor who “spotted several men, one of them armed with a long gun, entering an apartment building,” according to a police report.

Police arrived at the home “just as the armed robbery was ending” and a group of suspects was fleeing “with electronics and other property.” Cops subsequentlyrecovered a shotgun and a facsimile handgun used during the robbery, as well as some of the stolen property.

Rest of Smoking Gun story HERE!!!

OK, you get my point. Sorry the kid is dead, but to say he is non violent has just been disproved and again Rule number 1 When you hit an armed man especially a Policeman you will likely dead.

~Steve~

Let’s Do A Double Blonde Day.

I know some Blonde will complain. Pls get a sense of humor. 

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’

She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..’

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked ‘is there a 710 on this car?’

She pointed and said, ‘Of course, its right there.’

If you’re not sure what a 710 is, scroll down…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yup, a 710 for sure.

Yup, a 710 for sure.

~Steve~

Obama threatened to shoot down Israeli jets

Steve:

Note to our readers:

This is a replacement for Steve’s post on this subject, which he’d published earlier today. A reader alerted us that an embedded link in the post brought him to a site that carries a Trojan virus. For that reason, I’ve replaced Steve’s post with this reblog from a safe site.

See also Trail Dust’s previous post on the same subject, “President Lucifer sides with Iran.”

~Dr. Eowyn

Originally posted on Consortium of Defense Analysts:

Netenyahu and the POS

As Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to Washington to an address to Congress on Tuesday aimed at derailing Obama’s bid for a diplomatic deal with Tehran, a Kuwaiti newspaper claims that last year President Barack Obama threatened to shoot down Israeli jets.

Congressional Republicans, specifically House Speaker John Boehner had invited Netanyahu, whose visit was coordinated without the Obama administration’s knowledge.

Mark Langfan reports for Israel National News, March 1, 2015 that Ma’an, a Bethlehem-based news agency, has cited a report by Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Jarida yesterday that Obama thwarted an Israeli military attack against Iran’s nuclear facilities in 2014 by threatening to shoot down Israeli jets before they could reach their targets in Iran. Reportedly, Obama’s threat forced Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to abort the attack.

According to Al-Jarida, the Netanyahu government took the decision to strike Iran some time in 2014 soon after…

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This Just Breaking. Rare Lincoln Photo Found.

I had my doubts but...

I had my doubts but…

Yup Brian Was there. A picture is worth a thousand words they say.

-Steve-                                                  H//T   I_MAN

 

Sunday Morning Fun.

Let’s see how well your brains are working this morning.  :)

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?
ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

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TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON’T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE….?
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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE…..
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

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THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.

 

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 … NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…..

 

 

 

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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100…

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

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MAYBE YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT…. MAYBE…

FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.

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HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

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OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

 

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IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT…
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.

~Steve~                                                                H/T I_Man