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KFC capitulates to Muslims: No alcohol-based hand-wipe for you!

This is why the UK –and all of western Europe — is going down the tubes.

By their “multiculturalism,” immigration policy, accommodation to Muslims, and turning away from Christianity (regular church attendance is in the single digits), these birthplaces of western civilization are willingly committing cultural suicide.

The KFC branch in Leicester

The KFC branch in Leicester

Martin Fricker reports for the (UK) Mirror, Sept. 29, 2014, that a customer was refused a hand-wipe in a halal-only KFC branch of the fast food giant in Leicester, England, because the hand-wipe contained alcohol.

Graham Noakes, 41, was stunned when staff said they could not provide him with a wipe because they are soaked in alcohol – which is banned in Islam. KFC bosses confirmed the policy was genuine.

Naokes said: “They told me it might offend other customers. I explained that it wouldn’t affect me. In fact – I told them I like alcohol, so it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. When they wouldn’t give me one, I was disgusted. I will never be going to KFC again. Why shouldn’t I be allowed a wipe for my hands? They use wipes in hospital, what happens when we start being told we can’t have wipes there? I just can’t understand it.”

Ironically, Graham, from Birmingham, was working in Leicester on the construction of new Muslim community center in the city’s Highfields district.

Halal is the Arabic word for ‘lawful’ and relates to what is allowed in the context of Islamic law – but is often used in conjunction with the issue of how meat is dealt with.

It is thought the Leicester KFC is waiting for its stock of alcohol-based wipes to be replaced with lemon-based wipes.

A KFC spokesman said the company had been running a halal-only trial since 2010, in “areas where there has been demand from our customers.” As a result “a small number of products from our usual menu are not available,” with the Leicester branch deciding not to stock wet wipes that contain alcohol. “Wherever possible, we have taken steps to ensure that our halal restaurants are close to a non-halal store to cater to all of our customers’ needs. In this case, customers wanting a non-halal option can visit our nearby restaurant in Braunstone.”

Suleman Nagdi, spokesman for the Leicester-based Federation of Muslim Organisations, described the policy as “bizarre”. He said: “I know alcohol is prohibited in the Muslim community, but I don’t understand why you can’t use hand-wipes – there’s nothing wrong with it. Using alcohol doesn’t mean you’re consuming it. It seems like an unusual decision to be made. In fact, it sounds bizarre.”

Noting that such decisions potentially provoked some people to start “lashing out” at the Muslim community, Nagdi said, “I’ve never come across anything like this before. KFC have made a commercial decision to do this, and now the Muslim community will face backlash.”

In a second statement, KFC said: “Our alcohol-based hand wipes are approved for use in all our restaurants, including those who are part of the halal trial. There was a misunderstanding at the store in question, but the wipes are now being used again. We’re sorry for the customer’s experience.”

H/t Clash Daily


Feminist goes postal when 2nd-grade teacher declines her vagina cookies

A woman with the alias “Autumn Lily Speaker” went into a narcissistic rage when her daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve students a tray of vagina cookies Autumn had baked.

Let’s call the teacher Ms. X.

Amy Graf reports for SFGate that Reddit user JPStudly is friends with the teacher and shared Ms. X’s  first-person account in a post published on Sept. 22, 2014, with a screen shot of an email Ms. X had received from Autumn. The story has exploded on Reddit with thousands of comments. “Angry Feminist Vagina Cookie Mom” has become the latest viral sensation.

The story goes that teacher Ms. X often invites parents to bring treats for her class on Fridays if the students have behaved well that week.

Autumn volunteered and showed up to class with a pan full of treats and said with a smile, “I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today.”

The teacher was completely baffled and at a loss for words. Ms. X recalls, “I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS. There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply ‘I’m sorry Autumn, but I can’t give these to my students. This just isn’t appropriate.’”

I dread to think what “a fire crotch with beef curtains” means or looks like.

Here’s a pic posted by SFGate of what the vagina cookies might have looked like:

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Autumn reportedly lost her top and, in front of the class of second graders, screamed at the teacher that she should be proud of her vagina and that she’s settling for a “woman’s role” in life.

Ms. X continues: “Finally after what seemed like an eternity, she [Autumn] storms out of the class leaving her vagina cookies on my desk. I scramble to collect my thoughts and take control of the situation before my second graders develop vaginal PTSD. My only thought is to scrape off the vagina frosting and hand out the plain sugar cookies to my students.”

Later that day, the teacher received a few calls from parents asking about the cookie incident and then she received this angry email (see below) from Autumn which ended with a curse, “I hope you end up with an abusive husband that [sic] beats on you every night”:

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Autumn pulled her child from the public school and moved to a private one. The mother is supposedly no longer allowed on district property.

This story doesn’t contain any real names or locations and we only have the email, so its authenticity may be questioned. And yet the pure absurdity of this story makes it all the more believable. How could anyone come up with this crazy story on their own?

An SFGate reader was so inspired by the story that she baked a batch of different kinds of vagina cookies herself. Here’s the pic:

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I hate to tell this to both SFGate and the SFGate reader, but your cookies are not vagina cookies. They are VULVA cookies.

The vagina is a sex organ inside a woman’s body — a fibromuscular elastic tubular tract leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix, the entrace to the uterus or womb.

To think that in 21st century America, there are women so ignorant as to confuse the vagina with the vulva.

Like actress Cameron Diaz, who is so stupid that she thinks her mons veneris or pubic mound is her vagina and so advised in her beauty book, The Body Book, that women should not shave their “vaginas” but keep them hairy. (See “Stupid Hollyweirdo: Cameron Diaz has a hairy vagina“)

God help us.


President and Commander In Chief Barack Obama missed 6 of 10 daily intelligence briefings

Dr. Eowyn:

He doesn’t listen to the counsel of military leaders. His policies (or non-policies) have alienated allies across the globe and fostered the rise of radical Muslims in Egypt, Libya, and Iraq. He turns to Twitter for foreign policy ideas. Now comes a meticulous report that he doesn’t even attend his daily presidential intelligence briefings.

Is it any wonder, then, why our military distrusts Obama, and why America’s foreign policy is in such disarray?

I just pray that America and the world survive this POS.

See also “Obama blames Americans for being lazy.”

Originally posted on Consortium of Defense Analysts:

The President of the United States, the most powerful person in the world, receives live, in-person Presidential Daily Briefs (PDB) that allow the Commander-in-Chief the chance for critical followup, feedback, questions, and the challenging of flawed intelligence assumptions.

An alarming report by the Governmental Accountability Institute (GAI) says that, in the 2,079 days (1/20/2009 thru’ 9/29/2014) since he became President and Commander-In-Chief, Barack Obama has attended a total of only 875 PDBs for an overall 42.09% attendance rate.

That means he missed 57.91% or 6 out of every 10 of his daily intelligence briefings.

Even worse, his attendance rate has worsened in his second term (41.26% attendance rate) as president than in his first term (42.43% attendance rate).

Obama & James ClapperObama (l); James Clapper (r)

Wynton Hall reports for Breitbart, Sept. 29, 2014, that the GAI’s alarming findings come on the heels of Obama’s comments on CBS’s 60 Minutes on Sunday…

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Washington Times ad: Jihadi is in the White House

This ad was published in the print edition of The Washington Times, Sept. 29, 2014:

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Here’s the ad’s full text:

America… It’s Time to Wake Up and Smell the Jihadi

America has switched sides in the War on Terror under President Obama…”

- Former CIA operations officer Clare Lopez

If a friend asked you to jump in their car to go pick up some Dairy Queen, you might eagerly take them up on it.

If the same friend asked you to jump in their car to go knock over a liquor store, you wouldn’t be as eager to go along for the ride.

Right now, every American is being taken for a ride—and if we don’t wake up to that fact, we’ll be just as responsible as the passenger going on the liquor store heist.

As hard as it may be to believe, America has been deceived on a massive scale by our president, Barack Hussein Obama.

His loyalties and political objectives are not what we were sold in 2008 and 2012.

Rather than combating terrorism at home and abroad, President Obama has intentionally built up terrorist groups. In violation of international law, he was instrumental in the fall of governments in Egypt and Libya, which has resulted in the deaths of thousands. In doing so, he also destabilized the entire Middle East. He has compromised America’s entire antiterrorist infrastructure, and placed anti-American Islamist operatives in sensitive government positions.

Suspicions Run Deep in Iraq That C.I.A. and the Islamic State Are United…”

- the New York Times

According to the Jordanian government, Middle Eastern and European press organizations, the Obama administration actually funded and trained members of the terrorist group ISIS, which now threatens several nations in the Middle East, as well as the American homeland.

Can a leopard ever really change its spots? You can take the boy out of the farm, but you can’t take the farm out of the boy.

Likewise, you can take the boy out of Indonesia, but you can’t take the Sunni-colored glasses off the Muslim-raised boy.

Obama has proven that his loyalties are to radical Islamists, and his objective is to bring down this nation. How did Obama evade the constitutionally-required vetting process that confirmed he was qualified to run for President of the United States?

America, it is time to wake up and smell the real jihadi. We do not have a President – we have a Terrorist-in-Chief – and we must remove him before it is too late!

Erik Rush is a New York-born columnist, author and speaker who writes sociopolitical commentary, and host of the FULL-CONTACT With Erik Rush LIVE! streaming radio show. He is also the Founder and Chief Editor of the Instigator News Network. In February of 2007, Erik was the first to break the story of Barack Obama’s ties to militant Chicago preacher Rev. Jeremiah Wright on a national level. His book, “Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal ~ America’s Racial Obsession,” has been called “the definitive book on race politics in America.”

H/t Birther Report

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Caption Contest: Little man in Big chair

This is the 83rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

O's UN chair

The pic above was taken of the POS at the United Nations General Assembly on Sept. 24, 2014, where he gave a speech in which he actually compared the ongoing Islamic State’s violence in the Middle East with the racial riots in Ferguson, Missouri. This was the chair the UN had him sit in. (Source: Twitchy)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

It’s not the chair that’s too big. It’s the man who’s too small.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 7, 2014.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 82nd Caption Contest!

There were so many really really really good captions. Really!

As a result, the judges’ votes were all over the place.

Each FOTM writer duly voted for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 82nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . . .

k2globalcommunicationsllc!!! Snoopy dance

Here’s his winning caption:

Next generation of Democrats

Our 2nd-place runner-up is Glenn47, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Come quick, look, there’s our economy.

C-lo is narrowly in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s the caption:

Unfortunately for this family on a planet far, far away, they stumbled upon the interstellar Stargate to Earth.

wendybar is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

Obamabots following their dear leader…..

aarrdy, Fred, and surfercajun are all in 5th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Obama adds another stimulus to the economy.


Good bye cold cruel world!

Cynthia Douthard, Dave616, and Ted Nougat are all in 6th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:


In an effort for full disclosure the Obama Administration was giving a select few….a rare tour…. of what happens to our tax dollars ….once they reach Washington…….

The new White House tour includes a personal meeting and photo with the President.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations to k2globalcommunicationsllc!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


Dog thinks clear glass door is closed

So cute!

Make sure you watch this very short 1-minute video until the end.

This dog must have learned to be extra cautious after having run into the door when it was closed.