People are racing to the next Caption Contest!

This is the 75th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

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The pic above was “borrowed” from a post on Facebook. It absolutely begs for a round of caption writing and pie throwing on FOTM. (No camels were injured during the making of this contest.)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 17, 2014.

We have a head start, thanks to those of you who have already weighed in to the unauthorized version of this contest.

45 responses to “People are racing to the next Caption Contest!

  1. Hang on tight Michelle, this baby really moves. Michelle? Michelle?

  2. traildustfotm

    I saw it on Facebook, and couldn’t resist. :D

  3. While America pulls out of Afghanistan, al-Qaeda preps to bring the fight to America!

  4. And, every evenin’, about midnight
    Obama would jump his camel named Clyde, and ride, cause he is King

  5. Obama leaves America and goes home.

  6. Wish Obama would stay home and NEVER come back to America ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Forget Solar!
    I may be gettin’ 5 dunes per gallon, but this is FUN!!!

  9. Giddy Up! We’re goin’ back to Amerika so I can trade you for a Chevy Volt!

  10. Obama’s secret escape plan for when the SHTF.

  11. Paul Lemmen

    First flight of Al-Qaeda’s suicide drone.

  12. When magic carpets became obsolete………

  13. Oh great, now our drones can’t even keep up with the taliban

  14. Obama takes Hillary out for a spin.

  15. Clear the way……here comes a turbo charged camel jockey!

  16. When camels fly ….. We ain’t got no pigs so lets see what a camel can do!

  17. Having failed miserably as a suicide bomber, Habib decides to start an express delivery service.

    -Dave

  18. Okay, I just can’t resist:

    -Dave

    • surfercajun

      LOL love that Ray Stevens!! …Virgil, how did you get that motor-sickle on the high dive??!!!

      • sc,

        I consider Ray Stevens to be a national treasure. :-)

        -And a damned funny one, too.

        LOL – Political correctness just ain’t in him.

        -Dave

  19. “The only way to fly for the Taliban Five!”

  20. Locke Enlode

    Voice over in Pashtu accent of the Taliban Five…. “When getting back in the jihad again or visiting our Benevolent Brother in the White House, our Camel Cruiser 5 really gets us where we’re going! No messy dung or sand to get everywhere and is 40% more fuel efficient over the Camel Cruiser 4 model. Order your Camel Cruiser 5 today and Lockheed will throw in the upgraded GPS/Targeting system for free!”

  21. King Obama’s version of Pegasus.

  22. After Obama destroys America, he takes off on his Flying Camel

  23. Plane & Pilot magazine was recently purchased by a consortium of Arabs.

    This pic will be on the cover of their first issue of Camel & Jockey.

    -Or will it be Dune & Monkey?

    -Dave

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  25. Ya know, that might just be the one camel that doesn’t actually have fleas. ;-)

    -Dave

  26. Obama takes a speedy flight to Mecca.

  27. Rare footage of the real Box Cutter Bandits and the reason there was no Plane that hit the Pentagon…..This action photo captured behind the dumpster at JiffyMart by Billy Bob Joe Wiilie, the wino who lived in the box that the Bandits took, before the wicked lured him into the Fema Camp with a bottle of Thunderbird….

  28. Fishy-Ninja

    Oh gosh, two things come to mind..

    1) Meanwhile in Afghanistan…

    2) Listen kids, Santa’s running alittle late this year.

  29. Crissey Matthews just defended the Tea Party! Whoa…I thought it was “when pigs fly”, but that’s a camel!

  30. obama makes secret deal to sell the latest in smart bombs to iran.

  31. Standard mode of transportation before Bush/Obama.

  32. Air Force Brat

    Who needs jet fuel when you can harness camel farts? :)

  33. My jet-pack camel can go from 0 to 90 mph., in 3.5 seconds!

  34. When Jihadist’s learn how to harness power rather than stuffing it into backpacks.

  35. CamelEx – When it absolutely, positively doesn’t matter when it gets there.

  36. Iran manages to replicate Amerika’s drone technology!

  37. Obama fundamentally transforms GM.

  38. Air Force 1 ….
    after Obama helps win the Jihad