Stupid Hollyweirdo: Cameron Diaz has a hairy vagina

It must be their narcissism.

Not known for their formal education or IQ, many Hollyweirdos confuse their acting pretending to be someone else with being well informed and intelligent, and regularly spout off as experts on this subject or another, especially politics.

As examples, Cher — who dropped out of high school at age 16 – called former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and Arizona Governor Jan Brewer “dumb.”

In 1989, despite her lack of any scientific credentials, Meryl Streep was invited to testify before a Senate Labor and Human Resources subcommittee against the alleged carcinogen Alar — a chemical sprayed on Washington red apples to keep them red and firm for storage.

Within weeks of Streep testifying before Congress, Uniroyal, the company that manufactured Alar, withdrew the chemical from the U.S. market, followed by the EPA ordering a ban on the chemical’s sale, distribution and use.

While Alar has been verified as a human carcinogen, lab tests found that for it to be dangerous to human health, one would have to ingest an amount that is the equivalent of drinking over 5,000 gallons of apple juice per day. But by then, the Alar scare had cost Washington apple growers $100 million in lost sales. 

Here’s the latest example of a Hollywood airhead.

Cameron Diaz

41-year-old actress Cameron Diaz has a book out, no doubt ghostwritten, titled The Body Book, in which she dispenses beauty and health advice. Here’s an excerpt from the section on “In Praise of Pubes” (as in “pubic”):

I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits [.…] Personally, I think permanent laser hair removal sounds like a crazy idea. Forever? I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t. The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.

Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer. Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not immune to gravity. Do you really want a hairless vagina for the rest of your life?

It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies. Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is.

Earth to Cameron Diaz!

Vaginas are hairless!

There’s no hair growing on women’s vaginas, unless you’re some kind of mutant.

What you meant is mons veneris or the pubic mound.

The vagina is a sex organ inside a woman’s body — a fibromuscular elastic tubular tract leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix, the entrance to the uterus or womb.

Only in Hollywood would you find a 41-year-old woman who thinks her vagina is her pubic mound.

~Eowyn

9 responses to “Stupid Hollyweirdo: Cameron Diaz has a hairy vagina

  1. OK–moving right along……I am speechless.

  2. But, she’s famous and pretty…
    so she must be right! (snark)

    We can put her sage advice on the same shelf as Dr. Matt Damon, Dr. Michael Douglas, and Dr. Leonardo DiCaprio.

  3. ROFLMAO with my hairless vagina

  4. Well, yeah and what a moron CD is. I wonder if she got this education in ‘public screwel’. You know, Arne Duncan probably clued her in.

    Good grief is right, DCG!

    As a gentleman(at least I try), one who tries to maintain the highest of morals and manners that I can, I will step to the sideline and not say another word. Mom raised me right.

  5. Seriously ladies,how do you present it?
    Chocolate drizzle? With a parsley/radish garnish?
    Inquiring minds ya know…

  6. I don’t want to sound mean, but I never got the hype about her. She always looked to me like one of those Joker girls in the first Batman movie — the models who ended up keeling over with rictus smiles.

  7. I am at a loss for words. . .What a priority! Diaz needs to get a life! God help us!

  8. She doesn’t look so good in that photo. (I mean her face! That’s the only photo in this article!)

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