You don’t wanna miss *this* Caption Contest!

This is the 54th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (not a photoshop):

Reggie Love & POS

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 27, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Reggie: “Me likes dem booty on ma hoochie. Mmm mmm, mmm.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!

~Eowyn

61 responses to “You don’t wanna miss *this* Caption Contest!

  1. “I wonder what the Reagan’s would say about MY butler?

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  2. Someday, when I’m awfully low
    When the world is cold
    I will feel a glow just thinking of you
    And the way you look tonight!

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  3. I know I said I wasn’t going there … butt …

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  4. Reggie :Yeah I’d hit that.
    Obama: Now Reggie we’ll have plenty of time after I spread some more of America’s wealth into my pocket.
    Reggie: That’s not the only thing I want to see spread.
    Obama: Down tiger.

    Ok I’m going to hurl now.

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  5. Don’t worry Barack, I got your *ss!!!

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  6. With that smile, I’ll do whatever you want Mr. President.

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  7. Michelle in drag with the Won

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  8. Reggie: “I’ve got his back, and he’s got mine.”

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  9. Reggie: ” Say B, I see you playin pocket pool; Want an away game?”

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  10. Damn that Kenyan sure has a nice booty!

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  11. Obama: “Peas? Peas? I don’t remember buying any peas!”
    Reggie: “I gots da grapefruits!”

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  12. Promise me you won’t hate me in the morning.

    -Dave

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  13. Brokeback Vineyard.

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  14. Sodom and Gomorrah.

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  15. Hummmmm….Oh no……Is he getting a flat a$$.

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  16. Reggie , you were fantastic ! Not even the mortician could wipe this smile from my face !!!

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  17. Just walk nonchalantly. No one will know we just walked out of the closet!

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  18. Boss, you suck at sports, but you’re really good at making me your “body man”

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  19. “The cat that just swallowed the Canary”

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  20. Who’s on top?

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  21. I can’t wait for the Drippy Butt Games to begin!

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  22. Mmmmm! Sweet Cheeks!

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  23. Reggie: I don’t care what they say POS means. To me it means President Obama Sex.

    Obama: yeah what they don’t know is while I’m screwing the country Reggie is screwing me, it is just awesome.

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  24. Two bro’s on the down low!!

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  25. Reg:”I can’t believe I just hit that ass!!”

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  26. The after glow of a game of “SPADES”

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  27. Gee Mr. President, I can’t figure it out. Does your breath smell like my ass or does my ass smell like your breath?

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  28. Reggie, someday when this is all behind us, I’ll look around and you’ll still be right behind me.

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  29. Watch the country, we’ll be back in an hour!!!

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  30. I’m so sorry about your nose Reggie. Next time I’ll say something before I bend over. Here, let me wipe that off.

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  31. OH NO, it’s Michelle and the kids…. just keep walking !!!!!

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  32. “I did not have sexual relations with that man”

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  33. Okay let’s have another shop at this….how about
    BUMS THE WORD

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  34. Another shot……….time out………

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  35. You Reggie can call me “Commander in LOVE”

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  36. Cue the Barry White music.

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  37. Have patience, darling. Three more years and we’ll reveal ourselves…

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  38. Did they ever return?
    No! They never returned!
    And their fate is still unlearned.
    They wandered off to the men’s room
    In the heat of passion
    They’re the men who never returned!

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  39. Rick in Corrupticut

    The Happy Couple, Reggie and Mrs. Love.

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  40. With apologies to the Kingston Trio:

    THE BALLARD OF BARAK AND REGGIE
    Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Reggie on a tragic and fateful day.
    He got called to the White House by his best friend Barak and there he went without delay.
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    Well, did he ever return? No, Reggie never returned and his fate is still unlearned.
    Poor ole Reggie! They were strolling together towards a White House bathroom.
    He’s the man who never returned.

    Reggie ran past the Agent at the Secret Service station, because Barak had made it plain
    There would be no checking of his ID or his mission; he wanted Reggie to pull his train.
    Chorus
    Now, all day long Barak was riding Reggie, yelling, “Michelle, what’s she to me?!!”
    “I need a nag like Michelle to give me more problems like my dog Bo needs more fleas!”
    Chorus
    Obama sends an intern to the nearby K-Mart every day at half past two.
    She buys a tube of ointment and yells, “Reggie, your KY!” as the pair comes rambling through.
    Chorus
    Now, all you people, don’t you think it’s a scandal, Obama’s vacations for which you pay?
    Ole Reggie’s still missing! He’s not at Martha’s Vineyard! Get ole Reggie out of the bathroom today!
    Chorus

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  41. Just thinking about the game “hide the salami” makes me smile, Reggie!!!

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  42. Here’s looking at you, kid.

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  43. Psst! Don’t tell Kal!

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  44. Obama, “If pictures of our bubble bath together ever get out, it will cause a sexual tsunami.”

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