Today’s Geography Lesson

The Geography of a Woman

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 

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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Italy, a bottle of the finest Cabernet Sauvignon.

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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

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After 70, she becomes Tibet .

Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.

An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 

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Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END

~Steve~       H/T  Wild Bill Alaska.

12 responses to “Today’s Geography Lesson

  1. This post is patronising both to women and the 90% of the world that North America does not take up. I suggest you go forth, travel, and stop relying on stereotypes to inform you about African culture.

  2. yup at first that special woman is a real beauty then after 20 yrs or so u discover u married the dark lord, u now have a hump on ur back and all u can say to her is yes master

    • bp, In my house I am King. LOL I always get the last word in in any argument. “Yes Dear” :D

    • blackpowder – I have been happily married for almost 33 years. My husband is the only man I EVER met that I couldn’t control. That does not make me weak – it makes him Very strong. Thank God.

      Ephesians 5:33
      Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

  3. Ell-oh-Freakin’ Ell, Steve & Wild Bill. Hey, you can leave your hat on!!

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