Don Rickles, He Certainly Has A Way With Words.

 

 

Rickles

 

This may be a bit dated, but what the hey.   :D

Only at 84 could he get away with this…

Hello, Dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, 
Senator Reid has a face of a Saint… a Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker… Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. Seriously, the ex- Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. She really is an idiot.  

Charlie Rangel… Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He’s the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker. 

Barney Frank… he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they’re not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial system! Let’s all admit it… Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that’s right… he’s from Massachusetts . That’s the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry… man of the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here’s a news flash, Dodd: When your local newspaper calls you a “lying weasel,” it may be time to retire. Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you… Especially given your upbringing ~ All you’ve overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

As for President Hussein Obama, what can I say? They say Hussein is arrogant and aloof, but I don’t agree. Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas… so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really is Barry or Barack or something? Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record… He actually lied more in one day than 
Bill Clinton did in four years.

President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:

1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.

AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT MUSLIM PRESIDENT!!

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~Steve~              H/T My Dear Friend Jean

12 responses to “Don Rickles, He Certainly Has A Way With Words.

  1. Oh, if it weren’t so really true!

    • Of course, there’s NO WAY this is true. Don Rickles avoided “political” humor. Sure, he’d make fun of politicians, but never in a partisan way (I could see him saying the bits about Nancy Pelosi’s looks, but so much of the rest is just not him). I don’t believe for a second that he actually wrote that piece. Nice try, though, Steve!

      • Crustacean, your right, I just checked and they were written
        by Doug Ross who did a satire piece in the style of Rickles.
        I didn’t bother to check as They were funny and to me did not warrant a fact check. I guess it did.
        BTW I have seen him I think 3 times live. He is tears down the face funny.
        Thanks for keeping me honest.
        BTW I just posted what someone sent me. I did not try to deceive.

  2. I didn’t mean Rickles actually said it, I meant what was said was true!

  3. This is bogus. It was written by a blogger imitating Rickles style. He later published a disclaimer. Check snopes

  4. Paul, if you would bother to read the comments about 5 up it is explained there.

  5. Don Rickles (a Hebrew of Lithuanian origin) was born at the time Lithuania was an independent state (1918 to 1940 and it was annexed by the Soviet Union, but the annexation is not recognized by Uncle Sam and it became independent again in 1991.)

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