You’re a racist if you say Michelle has a big butt

The Emperor’s New Clothes is a short story by Hans Christian Andersen published in 1837. It is a story about vanity, servility, and the courage to speak the truth.

A vain Emperor who cares for nothing except wearing and displaying clothes, hires two deceiving tailors who promise him the finest, best suit of clothes made from a special fabric invisible to anyone who is unfit for his position or “hopelessly stupid”. The two swindlers “finished” the suit and mime putting it on the Emperor. The Emperor and his ministers cannot see the clothing themselves, but pretend that they can for fear of appearing stupid or unfit for their positions. The Emperor, in his new “suit,” marches through the town before his subjects. The townsfolk all play along with the pretense. Except a child in the crowd who hasn’t yet been corrupted and blurts out the truth: “The Emperor is wearing no clothes!”

Today, that innocent child would be called a racist.

Take a look at these pics of FLPOS Moochie. The photos have not been photoshopped or what the White House delicately calls “manipulated.”

panti line2shorts2Michelle Kid's choice award 3_31_12At the Kids’ Choice Award, March 31, 2012

You would have to be blind to not notice that Mooch has a big (polite word for “fat”) butt.

How dare you!!!!

If you notice or say or write that the FLPOS has a big fat butt, you’re a RAAAAACIST!

writes oh-so-piously for The Washington Post, February 4, 2013, that “They’re at it again.” By “they,” Thompson means anyone who points out the FLPOS has a big posterior.

People like conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh who “has repeatedly called her Michelle “My Butt” Obama. And Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner, the Wisconsin Republican, issued an apology after he was caught commenting on her ‘large posterior.'”

People like Alabama high school football coach Bob Grisham, who called the first lady “Fat butt Michelle Obama,” when he ranted against fat butt’s promotion of low-calorie school lunches as the federal government meddling in local business. Alas, Grisham was surreptitiously recorded by one of his students, saying “Look at her. She looks like she weighs 185 or 190. She’s overweight.”

Although Grisham apologized for having misspoken, he was suspended on Feb. 4, 2013.Thompson of Washington Post then trots out a whole retinue of “experts” to lecture to us:

  • Ayana Byrd, the co-editor of the anthology Naked: Black Women Bare All About Their Skin, Hair, Hips, Lips and Other Part, says: “We have a history in this country of white people not showing adequate respect for and devaluing the bodies of black women, and this most definitely falls in line with that.”
  • The focus on this first lady’s posterior has historical antecedents. It reaches back to the imagery of Hottentot Venus, a woman from what is now South Africa whose naked body and pronounced posterior were paraded in shows throughout 19th-century Europe. On to the selling and trading of black women’s bodies through slavery. In modern times, black women’s figures continue to be up for public discussion in ways that are celebratory (see: “Brick House” by The Commodores) and insulting (see above).
  • Andra Gillespie, an associate professor of political science at Emory University, says the first lady’s critics “are using it as a code to racialize Michelle Obama and remind people that she’s black. It is unreasonable to expect a nearly 50-year-old woman to have the body of a 25-year-old. She looks great for her age.”

You see, we can’t win, no matter what we do.

In 2008, the Left triumphantly declared Obama to be America’s “first black president!” But if you so much as say what your eyes tell you — that Michelle Obama has a big butt — you are “racializing” the first lady, “reminding people that she’s black”!

The only acceptable thing to do is to heap praises on the POS and the FLPOS and anyone who is black — all the time, with no exception or pause.

Did you know that “Expecting constant praise and admiration” and being hypersensitive to any perceived criticism are among the defining attributes of the Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

~Eowyn

43 responses to “You’re a racist if you say Michelle has a big butt

  1. and meanwhile in Alabama a football coach gets suspended because he mentioned that he thought that Moochelle had a fat butt among other things so as it is now if you say anything that the obamas may not agree with you are quickly labeled a racist and depending on whatever it may cause you to be killed by a drone or fired from your job.

  2. That is not a fat ass she is hauling around,it is her Siamese twin.To even suggest that it is anything else would be racist.—lol
    Wild Bill
    Alaska

  3. No, calling MO General Urko might be racist though…Depends on context, SOUND THE ADVANCE!

  4. Since I have some Niggrow ancestry, am I permitted to say that she has a Nigga ass like my muther had?!

  5. Her normal human imperfections don’t bother me. If they did, I should avoid mirrors at all cost. If she were not on a pedestal, we would be looking at her face, not her hips.

    What drives me Bat-$h!t crazy is the fawning sycophantic press, proclaiming her a fashion leader, perfect in all her ways, and fit to advise us in all decisions about health and appearance.

    When somebody with great power needs this kind of praise, I am concerned that their displeasure may be life threatening for the less powerful. Note the punishment of those who didn’t weep loud enough at the fat dictator’s funeral in North Korea.

  6. She does have big butt, she has big hips as well..In the words of Sir mix Alot; “Baby got Back”

  7. Oh come on people! Moochele doesn’t have a fat ass, she has a ‘phat ass!’

  8. What I detest is the fact that in the photo above, you can see her underwear outline. how gauche!

  9. davidlebaron, you slay me. ROFL!!!

  10. MY GOD LOOK AT THE MOOCHELLE THAT ASS HAS!!

  11. Remember when you point a finger at someone; three are pointing back at you.
    Who care’s that moochelle has a fat butt I’m more worried they will change the name of the white house.

  12. OK, so let me see if I have this right. She has a fat ass. Any discussion ?
    Nope did not think so.
    She is a woman…right? and last butt ( I had to. :D)
    not least she is black. So here goes, that would make her
    A black woman with a fat ass.
    As opposed to a white woman with a big butt, an Asian with a big butt.
    Hell you should see my shiny white Hiney, no forget that, you’d be scared for life
    Just how low do those drones hover? LOL
    You know what? I’m about to open a can of worms here that I think need to be let out. Second thought I’ll do a post. It won’t be for the Squeamish.

  13. This is so stupid because blacks joke how saying a woman has a big butt is a compliment in their culture!

  14. Ewww, in that first photo, she looks like she’s wearing a thong! I’m sure her hubby is NOT turned on by it!! :)

  15. WORSE THAN MOOCH’S BUTT (because she gave birth twice) IS HER YOUNGEST DAUGHTER’S BUTT…(never bothered to learn her name) MOOCH SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY JAILED FOR LETTING HER KID GET SO FAT..Oh, I forgot…maybe one of her 40 servants is in charge of watching what her kids eat….

    • Sara Bridge Reinhardt: at what point in writing that comment did you decide, hey this is so damn awesome I’d better rock that CAPS LOCK key!? Mocking the President’s daughter? How pathetic can you get! I can’t even tell you how much I despised President Bush, but I never once said anything derogatory about his daughters (despite their being such easy targets for ridicule), because to do so would have said a lot more about me than them. Have you no sense of decency?

      • @ crustacean:
        By the mere act of placing yourself in a public office, you inherently place your self and family in public scrutiny with party lines having no discrimination as proven throughout history. Before tooting the horn of decency, let us first take a look at the subject of said criticism. This is the same family who stands in support of a man (and i use the term loosely) who endorses the policy and actively targets american citizens (of which i assume you are part of) through the use of drone strikes, who squelches voices of opposition through the NDAA act, who wants to force citizens of america to purchase health care that supports the death of unborn children at the cost of those who morally oppose such actions, and the list could continue, so now lets question whether or not it is decent to exercise the right of the 1st amendment in the form of criticism over a fat ass. I think it is damn decent for one to point out one has a fat ass in lieu of ordering a drone strike on a large target of controversy to satisfy ones desire to express themselves to others.

      • I loath obama and his wife {beard, cover} and everything about them. what a shame you worship an illegal muslim!

  16. Somebody with a caboose that has its own zip code doesn’t get to tell me what I can and cannot eat.
    -Dave

  17. Call a spade a spade!!!

  18. @ david,
    1st amendment, you can say anything you damm well please.

  19. Could everyone who is commenting on Michelle’s butt please post your height and weight, or better yet, a picture of YOUR butt. I am willing to bet most of you make her look like a supermodel.

    • rebelsmommy,

      You’ve demonstrated a startling ability to miss the point. It is not about whether Michelle has a perfect physique. My post questions why, if one were to say the obvious — that she has a big butt — one is accused of racism. From your comment, should I assume that you approve of that?

      And, by the way, did you defend Nancy Reagan when Democrats made fun of her thick ankles as cankles? Some “rebel” you are.

    • Wrong rebel, I’m 5,2 and weigh 130, I look nothing like that big butted thing that’s called “the first lady”! mo is an insult to the other first ladies, she goes on national tv and does push up’s, now tell me, how lady like is that! frankly I find both of them totally disgusting!

  20. In my part of the world that would be a ‘lard ass’… or as my cousin in Germany would say ‘McDonalds butt’…

  21. Her butt is enormous, and she flaunts it rather than hides it–end of story!

  22. “What drives me Bat-$h!t crazy is the fawning sycophantic press, proclaiming her a fashion leader, perfect in all her ways…”
    @TrailDust: You must have really hated the exaltation of Jacqueline Kennedy then.

    • I’m opposed to the “exaltation” of any first lady or president, Jacqueline Kennedy or Michelle Obama. That kind of sycophantic exaltation is idolatry.

    • At 10 years old, I was too young to think about such things.

      In those days, the media got away with their lies much more easily. But even looking back, I find no comparison between Jackie O and Michelle O that would favor Michelle.

  23. The other Obama has a Butt problem, too:

    buttTruck

  24. Pic # 1 – VPL’s Visable Panty Lines
    Pic # 2 Color Blind
    Pic # 3 That’ll be $20.00 John

  25. no doubt she has a bull butt

  26. Please repeat after me: “Mooch has a BIG butt….”

  27. Like the black girls always say….Oooooo..,.she big!

  28. and to top it off she is a useless ass

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